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Mods, change the names of everyone on this page to the different hot sauces in that article. I'll take "Death on the Toilet", please. edit: gently caress, new page. 
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Omnomnomnivore posted:Mods, change the names of everyone on this page to the different hot sauces in that article. Too late, death Omnomnomnivore posted:Mods, change the names of everyone on this page to the different hot sauces in that article. Too late, habanero holocaust.
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Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.
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Nov 23, 2016 07:20
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That was pretty good. Here's stupid one: http://www.theonion.com/slideshow/40-numbers-under-40-32809
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Nov 23, 2016 13:22
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This one is pretty good too: http://www.clickhole.com/article/first-steps-donald-trump-has-go-around-white-house-5147
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Faith In Humanity Restored! After These Students Were Defrauded Out Of Their Life Savings, Donald Trump Helped By Giving Them $25 Million
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ultrafilter posted:Faith In Humanity Restored! After These Students Were Defrauded Out Of Their Life Savings, Donald Trump Helped By Giving Them $25 Million I haven't even read it yet and I think it's pretty great. E: yep quote:In 2007, he gave a large sum of money to 48 workers at a golf resort in Florida to help get them back on their feet after it was discovered that their employer had been stealing their wages. jojoinnit has a new favorite as of 22:40 on Nov 23, 2016 |
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Nov 23, 2016 22:36
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Innovation FTW!
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Speaking of,  
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https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/801492407292301312 Hurry, my darling boy is dying
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Nov 25, 2016 00:55
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Clickhole is on a roll! http://www.clickhole.com/article/shocking-harrowing-look-our-nations-underfunded-pl-2040
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They tweeted this one from april today which was new to me: http://www.clickhole.com/splitpic/help-these-oafs-get-their-shirts-over-their-heads-4187 I misunderstood the purpose and since the bar starts halfway between the two pictures, I got these oafs even more tangled than before.
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2016 manages what 600 assassination attempts couldn’t by killing Fidel Castro
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Goddamn Particle posted:2016 manages what 600 assassination attempts couldn’t by killing Fidel Castro Nice try, 2016, but it's too little, too late.
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Stepping Up: When This Man’s Brother Died, He Took It Upon Himself To Discourage His Niece’s Art Career
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http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/being-mom-was-best-four-years-my-life-54775 Yikes.
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/being-mom-was-best-four-years-my-life-54775 That last line is perfect.
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Study: Depression Up Among Teenage Girls Able To Perceive Any Part Of World Around Them
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"If I cant tell if something is fake or not its my fault for being an idiot"
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Whoa: 1 Out Of 1,000 People Who Click On This Will Get Straight-Up Porn Holy poo poo clickhole, there must be a hundred different videos on this article at least
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Tetracube posted:Whoa: 1 Out Of 1,000 People Who Click On This Will Get Straight-Up Porn You refreshed that many times? I got kids and a bunch of balls.
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jojoinnit posted:You refreshed that many times? Blue balls?
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lmao the video of the statue of liberty with its face blurred
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Wish I could link to individual ones of these but the odds of getting the one you want are probably the same as getting the porn, which I am going to see if I die trying. E: that garden gnome with its nose shot off, falling backward in slow motion, in stock silence after the gunshot, was poignant as gently caress. e2: send my loaf into heaven. Krinkle has a new favorite as of 03:05 on Dec 2, 2016 |
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Well I guess I won http://imgur.com/a/VVoiQ
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Krinkle posted:Wish I could link to individual ones of these but the odds of getting the one you want are probably the same as getting the porn, which I am going to see if I die trying. All of the video urls are listed in one big block at the end of the page source if you want to link to a specific one, with id's from 4837 to 4893. For example, here's a majestic, uh... alligator, apparently 
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Tetracube posted:Whoa: 1 Out Of 1,000 People Who Click On This Will Get Straight-Up Porn This is genius, and I can't believe another clickbait site hadn't figured it out. I turned on ads just because it's so loving smart.
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Best one found so far: http://www.onionstudios.com/embed?id=4829&vpflags=nocom
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I was listening to these out loud. I got this one and my girlfriend yelled "IS THAT THE MUSIC FROM DONKEY KONG?!" http://www.onionstudios.com/embed?id=4797
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http://www.onionstudios.com/embed?id=4837 Chilling: Did Singer Montell Jordan Predict The Rise Of The Islamic State Back In 1995?
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How to Explain to Your Child That Santa Isn’t Woke
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The two of you tricked me in concert into thinking I wasn't quoting a reductress article to people. I'm pretty shamed right now.
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Why I Stopped Calling Them the ‘Alt-Right’ and Started Calling Them ‘My Brother’s Friends’
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Reductress has been really good past election. Creative Holiday Treats That Say, ‘I Know Who You Voted For And I’m Not Forgetting’
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I Won The Popular Vote, So Why Are We Doing What Kendra Wants Tonight?
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Krinkle posted:The two of you tricked me in concert into thinking I wasn't quoting a reductress article to people. I'm pretty shamed right now. Now you're a man!
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Stunning Map Shows Just How Much Of Iraq And Syria VICE Now Controls and a related McSweeney's [trigger warning: contains the M-word] https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/welcome-to-sin-news-journalism-for-digital-millennials-who-want-the-truth
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Sebadoh Gigante posted:Stunning Map Shows Just How Much Of Iraq And Syria VICE Now Controls Heh. Instightful. Is the m word marketing or McSweeney's?
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