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TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013


:five:

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Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:: Michaelia Cash Edition III

Broelman:


Kudelka:


Rowe:

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

The kiss mug isn't gay you guys it's a spiritual experience, like all that medieval poetry by those monks fantasizing about making sweet sweet love to Jesus

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Those greedy capitalist communists...? What? :psyduck:

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Wow, I didn't know Jesus was in Hell!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

You shouldn't have taunted Coily, idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le2eB2xtvBQ

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

MelvinBison posted:

Now that's what I call "touching the poop." :discourse:

:discourse:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Crabtree posted:

Wow, I didn't know Jesus was in Hell!

Read your Apostle's Creed.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

In the case of your quoted cartoon:

NoooOOooooOO Cartoon Ideas! *sproing boing*

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


The steam should be coming directly out of his crotch because his dick and balls were shot off.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



We're barely out of February and still getting tons of blizzards, you rear end in a top hat.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Lurdiak posted:

We're barely out of February and still getting tons of blizzards, you rear end in a top hat.
It probably hit 60+ in whatever part of Virginia JRROSE! was in, don't read climate change denial into his set of opinions (well, okay, I'm sure that is an opinion he has but this is just him being shortsighted)

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


A Simpsons/Sopranos mashup reference, in 2018, in March, in this part of the forums, localized entirely in the Politoons thread?

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

paranoid randroid posted:

not just a brown person, but a brown person that cut this promo on trump the day of his election

I didn't even realize it was supposed to be a real person, I figured it was just "imagine what the kooky libs will do next!"

Lord Hydronium posted:

This is Jim Davis' explanation:

He's full of poo poo, it's totally dog semen. :ssh:

Also in looking up that quote, I now have "Garfield dog semen" in my search history. So there's that.

This may shock you, but drinking semen doesn't cause pregnancy.

Jurgan fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Mar 3, 2018

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The NRA is Coily. "You'll be the first to die!"

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Krinkle posted:

The steam should be coming directly out of his crotch because his dick and balls were shot off.

Really? Now I feel better about him living.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Jurgan posted:

This may shock you, but drinking semen doesn't cause pregnancy.

Well that's a relief.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Sandpuppy posted:

Since her room was apparently full of mould, shouldn't she have been wearing a Hüsker Dü tshirt?

:golfclap:

(This post deserved at least a little Sugar.)

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Krinkle posted:

The steam should be coming directly out of his crotch because his dick and balls were shot off.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Is this a parody, or the most oppositeofreality.png you can possibly get?

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Excellent timing, with that widely-publicized teacher's strike kicking off.


Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

A Simpsons/Sopranos mashup reference, in 2018, in March, in this part of the forums, localized entirely in the Politoons thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mjf2pg4MFQ

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


poo poo, did Rall remember to tell a joke? :monocle:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
DOWSOARS.jpg

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Stultus Maximus posted:

Read your Apostle's Creed.
That's the guy from Rocky, right?

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Now if only they could do this with mentally ill/ irresponsible people

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.




All four of these cartoons and their cartoonists should be put on trial in The Hague.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




lost old man
Nov 4, 2009

I AM HUNGER.
I FEED.
so... everyone called it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FJ-UE6obiE
also they are 40 year old men.

lost old man fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Mar 3, 2018

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Trapezium Dave posted:

:australia:: Michaelia Cash Edition III

Broelman:


Kudelka:


Rowe:


A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

It would be more realistic to draw a school shooter being foiled by simultaneous bird, lightning, and meteorite strike

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013


If it walks like an elephant, trumpets like an elephant, and votes like an elephant...

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
I get the sense this Michaelia Cash thing is like Australia's version of "Sean Spicer among a bush." :allears:




"More prosperity," as Trump declares that trade wars are good and "easy to win."
"Less disease," have we finished defunding the CDC yet? Also how are we coming along on detonating healthcare in the US?
"Fewer wars," well assuming your country decides to help JKush with his money black hole.
Things generally have gotten better over time, but that's typically in spite of the GOP, and we're living in the GOPiest admin right now. Not to mention that there's still a whole lot of "getting better" still to be done.



The dude seriously had to point out that a thousand years ago people lived shorter lives to feel better about Trump.


Surely GUNS will deter school/mass shooters!

Who tend to kill themselves with their own weapons!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Even Chuck Asay wasn't dumb enough to have the shooter be the one saying "Eek!! Is that a gun?!"

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Hmm, maybe people wouldn't call you Republicans if you didn't vote for Republicans and support Republicans literally all of the time.

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Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



I want that hat.

Edit: Seriously, someone please tell me where and how I can buy that hat. I've tried searching for "sunglasses hat" on amazon, but nothing came up.

Space Cadet Omoly fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Mar 3, 2018

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