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ratbert90 posted:Jesus, I am currently right this instance interviewing a guy, and he keeps complaining about upper management at his old jobs. you never do anything that makes a candidate feel like you're already done with them. even if they were the worst person you've ever met, they may say something that causes your next best hire to go somewhere else.
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Lol. Never poo poo talk your old management even if they did suck. This is like rule 1.
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qhat posted:Lol. Never poo poo talk your old management even if they did suck. This is like rule 1. Hey, free therapy
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"my career goals and the company's overall strategy weren't aligned" "I didn't feel like I was able to accomplish my best work" "there weren't clear opportunities for skill growth" are all p good ways to say "these guys sucked" and everyone will understand
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qirex posted:"my career goals and the company's overall strategy weren't aligned" All of those things will definitely be immediately followed up on and if you can't give details about something then it's bs as far as I'm concerned. No opportunities, then you must've tried to switch roles right? Company's goals not aligned with yours, why not, what does that even mean? If you really do have to poo poo talk then give a solid account and stay focused on what you did personally to solve the problem before leaving.
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well yeah, you shouldn't say anything in an interview you can't explain, but if you say "they were awful" you'll get a follow-up as well but you'll be instantly branded as a complainer
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look, we all know you're leaving because either you hate your job or you want more money. we're going to pretend like you're doing it because you're excited about new opportunities, so do your part to maintain that illusion.
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one of the most important aspects about any candidate for a computer touching position is the ability to lie, both to yourself and to the world at large about what you do
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anime motherfucking dogtits
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Stymie posted:one of the most important aspects about any candidate for a job is the ability to lie, both to yourself and to the world at large about what you do
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I highly recommend lying to employers.
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it's not lying it's marketing
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incorrect if you have good job where you do honest work you never need to lie your employer will know if you can do the work, and you never have to deceive yourself that what you do has value
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Stymie posted:incorrect 
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Stymie posted:incorrect Wish you worked in a posting factory so your boss would know you couldn't handle the job
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ADINSX posted:Wish you worked in a posting factory so your boss would know you couldn't handle the job lol
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but seriously, whole lotta stymie quoting going on
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ADINSX posted:Wish you worked in a posting factory so your boss would know you couldn't handle the job
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Dislike button posted:but seriously, whole lotta stymie quoting going on
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Waiting to hear back on a counter offer for my first FTE position ever is painful. Two a half years of on and off just job searching could finally come to an end with a single email.
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huhu posted:Waiting to hear back on a counter offer for my first FTE position ever is painful. Two a half years of on and off just job searching could finally come to an end with a single email. hope you get some figgies soon friend
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:hope you get some figgies soon friend is this a name change? im guessing mishaq
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Dislike button posted:is this a name change? im guessing mishaq guilty!
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i'm gonna get the figgies guys as soon as they check my references and make sure i wasn't lying too much on my resume
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g*d bless
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Dislike button posted:is this a name change? im guessing mishaq yah i remember mishaq's regdate was close to mine
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm gonna get the figgies guys heckin sweet
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm gonna get the figgies guys congrats!!
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm gonna get the figgies guys gently caress yeah  grats dude, you deserve it!
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got a bunch of technicals organised this week, but i might have a dece offer in a few days so it might not matter
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qhat posted:Company's goals not aligned with yours, why not, what does that even mean? I when i was doing the interview circuit that led to currentjob, that's about what i said about lastjob, how they did a pivot to a new product/business model that i was no longer interested in
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"the startup ran out of money" is always an acceptable excuse here in the silly con valley
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JewKiller 3000 posted:"the startup ran out of money" is always an acceptable excuse here in the silly con valley I've used that a couple of times and they were both true. I'm partial to "I want to explore new opportunities and see how I can apply my experience in new areas". this was my way of making people who were painfully aware that they are not doing things at the level apple is that I will still consider working for them.
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i just wanted to appley mmy experience
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm gonna get the figgies guys Yay!
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm gonna get the figgies guys congratulations! the graybeards are probably already starting their "one of us, one of us" chant
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Luigi Thirty posted:i'm gonna get the figgies guys hell yeah. join me in the newly-figgies club. it is nice over here
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luigi figgy 
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I’m gonna upgrade from an Amiga 2000 to an Amiga 3000 baby
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renting places is hard the place that was $insane + $some was so drat nice but going for the place that's just $insane seems so much more prudent
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