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BUSH 2112: Sep 17, 2012; I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

unless yr a necromancer like ed balls

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:24

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 01:18

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mariana Horchata posted:

the person who writes such ads probably does fk all and is duping mgmt George Constanza style (takes one to know one) hth

im glad to hear that management huffs its own farts enough to think that everyone around them is a high speed low drag hard charging operator buzzthing buzzverb

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:24

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BUSH 2112 posted:

the autobiography of cthulhu

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:25

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

lets just say... im putting a team together

*montage of mike pence, mr hands, hands solo, dr facehands, kit fisto, goldfinger, dr claw, and george costanza hand model*

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:25

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

putin purposely playing the sub role during the handshake tells all...a literal handed missus

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:25

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

a.lo posted:

He cant even sell a stunner

this trump-putin thing is just like rusev having the US title imho

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:25

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

punchymcpunch posted:

lets just say... im putting a team together

*montage of mike pence, mr hands, hands solo, dr facehands, kit fisto, goldfinger, dr claw, and george costanza hand model*

and thing

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:25

Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

zen death robot posted:

That Pepto Bismol jingle is pretty catchy

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:25

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Samurai Sanders posted:

I wonder if Trump thinks he can take Putin in a fight because he was on pro wrestling a few times.

mother fucker is in the WWF/E HALL OF FAME and the hollywood WALK OF FAME putin cant step to this!!!!~

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:26

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

zen death robot posted:

rock n rolla cola wars

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:27

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Trump is going to come out of the Putin meeting and announce that he's made a great deal with Russia and we will be giving them back Alaska in exchange for a packet of beans that Putin promises will grow into the finest money trees.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:27

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

zen death robot posted:

North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:27

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Addamere posted:

im glad to hear that management huffs its own farts enough to think that everyone around them is a high speed low drag hard charging operator buzzthing buzzverb

im not mgmt tho and wouldn't have any interest in being. I just like doing less if while making the same or more and getting away with it because i can.

I also get up off my chair at least every two hours and walk a few miles during lunchtime almost everyday. I do that because sitting on ur rear end all day for years on end is absolutely terrible 4 u

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:28

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/883330790666489857

it's a spreading disease~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:28

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mariana Horchata posted:

im not mgmt tho and wouldn't have any interest in being. I just like doing less if while making the same or more and getting away with it because i can.

I also get up off my chair at least every two hours and walk a few miles during lunchtime almost everyday. I do that because sitting on ur rear end all day for years on end is absolutely terrible 4 u

nice

i swim in the mornings and bicycle in the evenings but my days are full of sitting

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:29

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

Odds are decent putin has killed a dude with his bare hands. On the other hand Trump is probably too stupid to be shook by any psychological warfare techniques employed by Putin... unless he traps trump in a room with stairs everywhere and the food is all beef tartar and sashimi.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:29

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:

im not mgmt tho and wouldn't have any interest in being. I just like doing less if while making the same or more and getting away with it because i can.

I also get up off my chair at least every two hours and walk a few miles during lunchtime almost everyday. I do that because sitting on ur rear end all day for years on end is absolutely terrible 4 u

what if u want the hank hill rear end

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:29

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Baloogan posted:

did u see episode 8 :yayclod:

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:30

MysteriousStranger: Mar 3, 2016; My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

deathbysnusnu posted:

Odds are decent putin has killed a dude with his bare hands. On the other hand Trump is probably too stupid to be shook by any psychological warfare techniques employed by Putin... unless he traps trump in a room with stairs everywhere and the food is all beef tartar and sashimi.

Putin should just shake his hand and then say "I didn't wash after wiping". While eating caviar and gravlax.

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:31

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

The Ape of Naples posted:

Just call him Mr Hands.

lol

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:31

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Addamere posted:

nice

i also showed up an hour late and high on arrival :420:

can confirm many younger millennials overwerk themselves silly (and get the same raises I do - only with more responsibilities), idk what they trying to get at? must be their first job or something

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:32

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

nice

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:33

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

deathbysnusnu posted:

Odds are decent putin has killed a dude with his bare hands. On the other hand Trump is probably too stupid to be shook by any psychological warfare techniques employed by Putin... unless he traps trump in a room with stairs everywhere and the food is all beef tartar and sashimi.

dumb people are insanely easy to manipulate tho

just be all "Obama told me that you'd never declare Ukraine part of Russia" and bing bong so simple

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:33

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

MysteriousStranger posted:

Putin should just shake his hand and then say "I didn't wash after wiping". While eating caviar and gravlax.

the kelsey grammer

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:33

Brother Friendship: Jul 12, 2013

deathbysnusnu posted:

Odds are decent putin has killed a dude with his bare hands. On the other hand Trump is probably too stupid to be shook by any psychological warfare techniques employed by Putin... unless he traps trump in a room with stairs everywhere and the food is all beef tartar and sashimi.

Remember Trump's quasi breakdown after he ordered that botched raid in Yemen? Killing a marine and some kids triggered him to go on TV and mutter like the Hound to Sansa 'We're all killers, you think we're so innocent?' when asked about Putin lmao

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:33

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

It's true trump will definitely give away Alaska, that was the deliverable his staff came up with last week

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:33

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

https://twitter.com/KenTremendous/status/883333078734716928

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:33

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

im not mgmt tho and wouldn't have any interest in being. I just like doing less if while making the same or more and getting away with it because i can.

I also get up off my chair at least every two hours and walk a few miles during lunchtime almost everyday. I do that because sitting on ur rear end all day for years on end is absolutely terrible 4 u

TRUMP

# ? Jul 7, 2017 15:35