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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i get jeff daniels mixed up with jeff bridges and them im like i wish this was jeff bridges

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Zas posted:

what do you expect from degenerate western devs

*goes back to playing Metroid Other M*

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Mariana Horchata posted:

when i was picking up :420: the other day the episode of seinfeld w/ him was playing in the background on the giant TV


Explain.

*drinks a whole 2l of diet coke*

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Chokes McGee posted:

seriously reading stories like Luntz makes me feel a little better about the possibility of universal justice because even though they have all the money they're still suffering horribly as a person

I just wish they'd be thoroughly discredited and die in poverty for the full effect

(dishin out the salty hot takes this morning)

notch's life is also good for this. he is literally a billionaire but he has all the slow slide into desperate depression and isolation that loving jon arbuckle shows in garfield.

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler

silvergoose posted:

You're kidding, right?

yes

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

zegermans posted:

Him and Grover Norquist never fail to make me laugh at how lovely their lives have been made by the right wing machine they worship.

Norquist one time got smeared as a Muslim agent by Glenn Beck during the height of his influence and nearly got him kicked off the NRA board.

https://twitter.com/grovernorquist/status/398646413657374720?lang=en

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Coolguye posted:

notch's life is also good for this. he is literally a billionaire but he has all the slow slide into desperate depression and isolation that loving jon arbuckle shows in garfield.

garfield minus garfield is a bomb rear end comic

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

here's a man who has his priorities in order

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Coolguye posted:

notch's life is also good for this. he is literally a billionaire but he has all the slow slide into desperate depression and isolation that loving jon arbuckle shows in garfield.

he should just purchase an entourage like on that tv show, the apprentice

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Chokes McGee posted:

garfield minus garfield is a bomb rear end comic

hells yeah it is, jim davis has also admitted it owns

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

punchymcpunch posted:

he should just purchase an entourage like on that tv show, the apprentice

you're thinking of the bachelorette

dummy

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

punchymcpunch posted:

he should just purchase an entourage like on that tv show, the apprentice

omarosa would scare the poo poo out of him

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

punchymcpunch posted:

he should just purchase an entourage like on that tv show, the apprentice

from what i understand he tries with house parties and stuff and still basically nobody shows up/hangs around because his insanely ornate house is the tackiest nuevo-riche bullshit

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Coolguye posted:

notch's life is also good for this. he is literally a billionaire but he has all the slow slide into desperate depression and isolation that loving jon arbuckle shows in garfield.

gently caress Notch

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


gently caress Mike Pence

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Jose posted:

omarosa would scare the poo poo out of him

gently caress Omarosa

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler

zegermans posted:

gently caress Mike Pence

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch posted:

i get jeff daniels mixed up with jeff bridges and them im like i wish this was jeff bridges

i wish i was beau bridges right now. like this second.

but the universe just keeps me around doing whatever it is i do.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

zegermans posted:

gently caress Notch


zegermans posted:

gently caress Mike Pence


zegermans posted:

gently caress Omarosa

:same:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Coolguye posted:

from what i understand he tries with house parties and stuff and still basically nobody shows up/hangs around because his insanely ornate house is the tackiest nuevo-riche bullshit

you gotta literally hire 4 dudes named e, drama, turtle, and kramer and pay them to be your friends, just like on that tv show, the apprentice

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

zegermans posted:

gently caress Omarosa

and indeed everyone

all of us deserve it (not literally tho (except me lol))

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

zegermans posted:

gently caress Omarosa

i would but i reckon it would be her loving me tbh

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Good morning. Hail Satan. :coffeepal:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

You think the pollsh ahre your ally? I didn't schee a tab until I wuhsch a man. And by then they were BLOINDING!!!

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
With flecks of Spaghetti Bolognese dashed upon jowls, stupefied Frank Luntz sits blankly on couch as burglars slowly push a 85" television across the room and out the front door

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i like it when i chk in w/ my younger millenial #woke frenz to ask them things like if they follow certain c-spam approved media/news essentials like https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com and they reply with "yep, I get the emails" :hai:


Darkman Fanpage posted:

*drinks a whole 2l of diet coke*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEmqJBcQ2lg

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



Man W is going overboard promoting his new book

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

punchymcpunch posted:

you gotta literally hire 4 dudes named e, drama, turtle, and kramer and pay them to be your friends, just like on that tv show, the apprentice

I keep telling you people, it's called friends

god

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

punchymcpunch posted:

you gotta literally hire 4 dudes named e, drama, turtle, and kramer and pay them to be your friends, just like on that tv show, the apprentice

i think mitch mcconnel has a job already

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mariana Horchata posted:

i like it when i chk in w/ my younger millenial #woke frenz to ask them things like if they follow certain c-spam approved media/news essentials like https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com and they reply with "yep, I get the emails" :hai:



i think you count as a millenial

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


frank luntz: *cheeseburger fog clears from mind* I GOT IT *changes name on his social media accounts to FRANK BLUNTZ* let the good times roll

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

triple sulk posted:

npr is conservative

i just listened to on the media

lmao if you think that show's conservative they spent half the show on climate change

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

The Brown Menace posted:

frank luntz: *cheeseburger fog clears from mind* I GOT IT *changes name on his social media accounts to FRANK BLUNTZ* let the good times roll

please stop making frank luntz cool

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



millennials are anyone born between the year 1971 and 2076, the final AD

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Vertical Lime posted:

i just listened to on the media

lmao if you think that show's conservative they spent half the show on climate change

it clearly became a conservative shill station when they got rid of that one guy on Q for doing a little thing like assaulting every girlfriend he's ever had

he was some canadian dude whose name i forget

(he was completely insufferable)

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

punchymcpunch posted:

millennials are anyone born between the year 1971 and 2076, the final AD

I have been sent back in time to terminate a lack of shitposts

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


zegermans posted:

gently caress Mike Pence

Mike is going to gently caress u :ohdear:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



*attack ship on fire off the shoulder of o'ryan*

commander worf, another tweetpedo has hit our granary!

ack! drat millennials

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Jose posted:

i think you count as a millenial

yea i kno i kno i kno

thanks DAD


hamjobs posted:

if he wasn't your budtender you weren't high enough my friend.

ill have u kno im clearing my schedule this afternoon for some of these bad biatches and some nastier tunes

http://mcrlabs.com/galaxy-gummy/

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