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Santa's thinking of going green. My favorite bit was when they pointed out just how hard Volmar was staring at the lever guy. That was some full-on staring.
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Dec 6, 2013 04:46
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Canned Panda posted:THE CHINESE RESTAURANTS ARE FULL OF JEWS! 
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Dec 6, 2013 04:50
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Reo posted:Santa's thinking of going green. Something that bugged me about the movie is just how loving stupid Volmar is. He mistakes Droppo for Santa despite knowing BOTH of them. The whole thing would have made a lot more sense if Volmar wasn't involved in the kidnapping section and just left it to henchmen. But that probably would have involved hiring more actors which the movie very obviously didn't have the budget for.
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Dec 6, 2013 04:54
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muscles like this? posted:Something that bugged me about the movie is just how loving stupid Volmar is. He mistakes Droppo for Santa despite knowing BOTH of them. The whole thing would have made a lot more sense if Volmar wasn't involved in the kidnapping section and just left it to henchmen. But that probably would have involved hiring more actors which the movie very obviously didn't have the budget for. And how could he NOT see Dropo's head gear? In case you were wondering, that's not Jamie Farr.
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Dec 6, 2013 05:02
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Mister Kingdom posted:That is one damned catchy tune. That short felt long but I didn't think it was that long. My favorite gag was when the Martians were zooming in on the city and Bill does a quiet "I'm walking OVER HERE!" BloodDesk UnderHell fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Dec 6, 2013 |
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Dec 6, 2013 05:10
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Something else that's kind of odd about the movie is after they get to Mars about half of the Martian cast just up and vanishes. The last scene with some of the other "Council" guys is when they discover that Droppo was tied up by Volmar. Considering how poorly fitted the Martian costumes were on Volmar's henchman this leads me to consider that the production crew couldn't actually afford more costumes and so they had to reuse ones for the new characters. Also, for the short I have a feeling a producer was sleeping with the "Fairy Queen." Why else would they hire someone who could barely speak English?
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Dec 6, 2013 05:15
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Besides the riffs, my theater cracked up at how awkwardly absurd the movie got at times. Especially that light touching fight in the ship. I've never been part of such a large "da hell was that?" reaction.
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Dec 6, 2013 05:43
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Internet Alias posted:Besides the riffs, my theater cracked up at how awkwardly absurd the movie got at times. Especially that light touching fight in the ship. I've never been part of such a large "da hell was that?" reaction.
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Dec 6, 2013 05:48
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It was set off by their line, but everyone was dying from just watching Candy Lion in the background towards the end of the short.
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Dec 6, 2013 05:58
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Some people in my theater got a kick out of noticing the "Jupiter Time" clock in the back of the Martian control room.
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Dec 6, 2013 06:16
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Just remembered another great line that my theater got a huge laugh out of: "Mr. Anderson. Mr. Anderson!"
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Dec 6, 2013 07:04
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NuclearPotato posted:Some people in my theater got a kick out of noticing the "Jupiter Time" clock in the back of the Martian control room. Portland appreciated the "hello, tiny hipsters", appropriately enough.
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Dec 6, 2013 07:59
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"Young Scully and Mulder." had me cracking up. And Winky was a stone cold thug.
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Dec 6, 2013 09:28
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I wasn't able to make it, will they do an encore?
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Dec 6, 2013 09:55
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I don't know what gag I liked best, but the references to Volmar being Martian Danial Plainview may have been my favorite. Followed closely by the two guys arguing loudly before the movie started whether Spongebob or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic were overall better cartoons, after all Spongebob went downhill after two seasons and a movie but Friendship is Magic has had four strong seasons and  Mister Kingdom posted:
The Jack-in-the-Box is even more terrifying now that we know he can leave his box.  Rageaholic Monkey posted:My theater laughed really hard at the robot appearing at the North Pole from out of loving nowhere. That scene is so amazing because of how dramatic they tried to make it. "Look Billy, Santa's Workshop! I can see the lights!" "The lights...are moving..." *cardboard robot awkwardly shuffles into view*
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Dec 6, 2013 12:04
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Holy crap, that polar bear. And the fight scene at the end, I felt like I was tripping.
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Dec 6, 2013 12:20
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Finally watching Deathly Hallows Pt 1. God drat this movie is slow.
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Dec 7, 2013 03:35
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1. New Batman short! Robin Rescues Batman! 2. Oh god, I think I actually found something worse than Birdemic. No seriously. The actors make Rod look like Johnny Depp. Rereedrumr, this goddamn thing needs to become a priority in the near future because oh my god...this is painful on a level that Manos only wishes it could achieve. "Hangin' Out With My Family" couldn't improve this piece of poo poo. I mean, if we could weaponize the sheer amount of suck in this movie, it could be used to conquer the world. My friends....The Time Machine (That I Found at a Yard Sale).
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Dec 7, 2013 06:02
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Could Crispen Glover's student films get honorable mention as a movie as bad or worse than Birdemic?
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Dec 7, 2013 06:19
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Ensign_Ricky posted:1. New Batman short! Robin Rescues Batman! This one is amazing because we finally meet Gabe.
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Dec 7, 2013 08:00
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Ensign_Ricky posted:
oh, this is just...it's a anti-movie, there's no other way to describe it. You cannot get any worse then this.
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Dec 8, 2013 05:36
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BigDave posted:
I believe it was made for 4 grand cheaper than Birdemic.... and it shows.
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Dec 8, 2013 06:45
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Ensign_Ricky posted:
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Dec 8, 2013 07:50
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Liar Lyre posted:I think this movie killed me. It's barely a movie, in the sense it a story told through film. Yeah, this one actually feels painful to sit through.
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Dec 8, 2013 22:57
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I sat through that whole thing waiting for the punchline. There was no punchline.
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Dec 9, 2013 05:04
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Olivia42 posted:I sat through that whole thing waiting for the punchline. There was no punchline. Nope. Just unmitigated pain.
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Dec 9, 2013 09:27
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:This one is amazing because we finally meet Gabe. I also love how Batman has magic smoke that can unburn photograph negatives. Also, the return of the tights in a filing cabinet.
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Dec 10, 2013 19:43
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They're ba-aaaack! quote:The Doctor is in, and he’s less canonical than ever! Yes, Grand Moff Peter Cushing is back in this follow-up to fan favorite Dr. Who and the Daleks. Those cheerful, not-at-all-soul-crushingly-annoying Daleks have come to Earth, and they’ve brought along the longest, most ridiculous movie title in Rifftrax history. Luckily, the fate of the human race is safe in the hands of Dr. Who (an elderly human, not alien, no powers, possibly not even a doctor), his young granddaughter, and the menagerie of other people he’s chosen to recklessly endanger this time.
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Dec 13, 2013 22:11
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I have a Doctor Who fan as a housemate now, so I guess I'll ask how the first one was. Might have to pick that up along with the Evil Kenvel one.
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Dec 13, 2013 22:33
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IUG posted:I have a Doctor Who fan as a housemate now, so I guess I'll ask how the first one was. Might have to pick that up along with the Evil Kenvel one. You don't need to be a Doctor Who fan to get the Dr Who movies. They're completely different animals.
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Dec 13, 2013 23:10
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Dammit Rifftrax get gift cards working again so I can buy this.
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Dec 13, 2013 23:23
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I just started watching Ghosthouse..... Holy poo poo this is great. Wasn't expecting the violence, so it made what happened to the old dude at the start that much better.
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Dec 16, 2013 18:00
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Canned Panda posted:I just started watching Ghosthouse..... But who was more popular, Kim Basinger or Kelly LeBrock?
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Dec 16, 2013 18:05
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Rirse posted:But who was more popular, Kim Basinger or Kelly LeBrock? Who had more chili? And that music....
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Dec 16, 2013 18:16
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Got this in an e-mail earlier today - Mike sits down with RiffTrax writers Sean Thomason and Conor Lastowka (our very own rereedrumr!  ) to discuss one of their favorite VODs, Cool As Ice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNg-thLkvTk
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Dec 17, 2013 05:24
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Would the RiffTrax people ever team up with the cast of How Did This Get Made?
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Dec 17, 2013 05:29
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RandomPauI posted:Would the RiffTrax people ever team up with the cast of How Did This Get Made? 
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Dec 17, 2013 05:31
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HDTGM works a little blue-er than Rifftrax usually likes.
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muscles like this? posted:HDTGM works a little blue-er than Rifftrax usually likes. Yeah. I can't see a Rifftrax/HDTGM riff happening. I could easily see Bill or Kevin on HDTGM though. Probably Bill. What movie did he co-write? Hmmm. Edit: "Meet Dave". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_Dave Not sure if Bill would be into it but probably another movie. RoyKeen fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Dec 17, 2013 |
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