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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:really going hard for the "everything's had at least three lines railed off it" look snorting cement to own the
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Vox Nihili posted:You wake up, alone, in a strange shower, completely unaware of how you ended up here. Four large shower heads and several odd nozzles are running at what appears to be maximum capacity. Your head is pounding and your limbs feel heavy--you begin to suspect that you have been drugged! The door leading out of the room is open. You hear strange grunting sounds coming from a nearby room. There is no toilet in sight. Examine the bottom drawer to find out why it's a distinctly different color from the top one.
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Who What Now posted:By the way, you can add my wife to the growing number of women who hate the bathroom, specifically your horrid color palette (and bad photo editing). I think its been established these are not human women he's after, or specifically from earth, or even corporeal at all.
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I just noticed this vertical mirror on the side  why is it there? who will be looking at themselves at that angle?
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If there was ever a VR port of Microsoft Bob, this is what the homeroom would look like.
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Why are there surfaces that have wood grain but are also polished to a mirrored gloss?
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Women don't poop, so why bother with a toilet?
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bEatmstrJ posted:-snip- yo is this microsoft bob. Vincent Van Goatse posted:If there was ever a VR port of Microsoft Bob, this is what the homeroom would look like. Okay, good to see someone else on the same page.
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Vox Nihili posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S HOME DESIGN WITH RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE CARPENTRY ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY CUT AND I DO EVERY CUT HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME LOAD-BEARING BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP MY JOISTS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST GARISH BATHROOM. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN THE DIY THREAD AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN THE DIY THREAD CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED BOTH THE COLORS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY BACHELOR PAD LESS LONELY BY PAINTING EM BOTH. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng And here I thought we were winding down
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bobmarleysghost posted:I just noticed this vertical mirror on the side I guess to be fair it can help you see different sides of your hair or makeup or whatever more easily. There's also one on the opposite side. Sincere question: why is the glass door cut off in the bottom left corner: Why not just make the stonework a bit shorter so the door isn't cut off? Is there an advantage to doing this? I know almost nothing about interior design / home improvement.
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As an actual ... female  this hurts my eyes. The red clashes so badly with the gray and there's so much going on texture wise that it hurts my brain. It's too busy visually. Also why the gently caress did you put a chandelier on top of a mirror that is meant for applying make up instead of a mirror like the other ones? That light fixture gives really crappy light.I also personally hate the bathtub because the edge is too narrow. I'm clumsy as hell and a high tub with narrow edges where I can sit comfortably before I get in scare me. I feel like I'd slip or trip trying to get my legs over it. And seriously? loving rocks at the feet of the tub and textured tiles that will be a pain in the rear end to clean in the shower area? I loving hate scrubbing mold from regular plain tile, how the hell would I keep that tile clean and mold free? This bathroom makes me very angry.
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Youth Decay posted:Actual photo of bEatmstrJ's water closet I hate this much more than OP's bathroom, god drat.
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You know, I thought my bathroom was a bit bad. I'm renting a 300ish sq ft apartment, and the bathroom has three types of tile (brown backsplash, white faux-marble floors, peach walls), grey paint that doesn't go with the peach tiles, a small fiberglass tub, and a drop ceiling.  But hey, it's functional.
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bobmarleysghost posted:I just noticed this vertical mirror on the side I think it's a medicine cabinet. My place has those in the two full baths. They're not terribly useful as mirrors, but it's not really unreasonable.
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OK, am I crazy or does the vanity seat dramatically change in length between these to photos?
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Taciturn Tactician posted:I hate this much more than OP's bathroom, god drat. At least that has a distinct style, gaudy. OP's has no style, it's like letting Homer Simpson design a car.
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Top Hats Monthly posted:yo is this microsoft bob.  bEatmstrJ post the toilet, this is a lawyer
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CodfishCartographer posted:
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The toilet room is an airport terminal 25¢ massage chair with a bedpan and a Fleshlight
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Three Olives posted:OK, am I crazy or does the vanity seat dramatically change in length between these to photos? Also look at the sliver of the bedroom, that is clearly not the bedroom that he had posted before.
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CodfishCartographer posted:I guess to be fair it can help you see different sides of your hair or makeup or whatever more easily. There's also one on the opposite side. Because there is literally no way to know ahead of time how these things will line up, you just gotta start cutting joists and laying tile to see how it all shapes up
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This thread is now twitter famous again.CodfishCartographer posted:Sincere question: why is the glass door cut off in the bottom left corner: Sweet Jesus.
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I didn't even notice the glass door lmao
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Bad Munki posted:Because there is literally no way to know ahead of time how these things will line up, you just gotta start cutting joists and laying tile to see how it all shapes up Obviously Euclid got some things wrong.
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i showed my fiancee the bathroom and she reacted in horror and was concerned that i wanted to remodel our bathroom to look like it
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bEatmstrJ posted:Is this a bathtub for midgets? Seriously, how do you even fit it that? It looks like its about 8 inches deep. I can imagine sitting in the fetal position listening to the fine sounds of Kenny G while the top half of my body is freezing. Not to mention I have to be careful not to move lest I knock over 10 bottles of toiletries. Sure love that fancy fiberglass tub surround though. Very classy. bEatmstrJ posted:Black and white. How original. How do you get out of that shower without tripping and slamming your chin on the tile floor? Looks like a death trap waiting to happen. And what is going on with your floor anyway? I can't tell if that's balls of hair, broken tile, and ugly rug or what? But at least you got that nice little storage unit to sit over your toilet like a sore thumb. I guess you know what it's like to shower in a cave too, but at least mine has some light in it. bEatmstrJ posted:I guess you were too embarrassed to show your actual bathroom, but I would be too if my bathroom looked like baby poo poo. But at least you have those nice tiny coordinated pictures 7 feet off the ground where no one can see them. I don't even feel like I need to discuss the Asian bathroom attendant. I can't tell if your walls are crooked or if your bathroom pic is giving me vertigo. I'll stop looking. Lmao OP owns. Anyone that thinks this is a meltdown is 
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axeil posted:i showed my fiancee the bathroom and she reacted in horror and was concerned that i wanted to remodel our bathroom to look like it Did you show her the thread or are you also hiding SA from her as if you're hiding pornography?
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MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:Let's talk about the dry-stacked mortarless cultured stone feature wall. IN THE SHOWER. You better pray your contractor did everything in his power to waterproof your shower or your mold climbing wall is gonna be two-sided charcoal gray As a woman I can't imagine wanting to sit on that bench to say shave my legs. There is nowhere to lean back onto it-this renders the bench to be pretty useless even without the idea that those stones are going to get slimy pretty easily.
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It looks like the bathroom Trump would get peed on.
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Chido posted:It looks like the bathroom Trump would get peed on. holy poo poo you're right
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