Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Scruffpuff posted:

They also give me the impression that virtual safety is literally the only thing he thinks about with every waking hour of his existence, and probably dreams about on top of that. And your point is correct - it's not PvP per se he opposes, it's non-consensual PvP, because he might not automatically win - he'd have to react and show skill, even if he's not "in the mood". You know, the very definition of dynamic, meaning not tied to player actions but something occurring spontaneously - a living breathing universe. He doesn't want that. He wants solitaire in space.

Imagine having this guy as your father. You reach for the door handle as a kid... "WAIT! YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE! YOU COULD GET KILLED!!!!!

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6351751/#Comment_6351751

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6351636/#Comment_6351636

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:38

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 13:43

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

kingcom posted:

High Level progamer elo 360 noscope ARMA gameplay (quoted wrong person).

ah, my bad. Operation Flashpoint was cool, never got around to ARMA

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:39

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:41

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

BeefThief posted:

Can we do drugs in the game? And if so, will we be able to experience the effects, in FPS mode?

simpsons did it first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn0chhUgWw8

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:43

Shrinkage: Oct 23, 2010

How does the "Chris Roberts loves coke haha" jokes started? Was he ever caught doing blow before?

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:43

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Shrinkage posted:

How does the "Chris Roberts loves coke haha" jokes started? Was he ever caught doing blow before?

Have you seen any of his videos?

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:49

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

fuzzknot posted:

It's been done. Remember the Potato ship?

The Ageist Potato. Still in Concept. Buy now! (not really).

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:50

Shrinkage: Oct 23, 2010

trucutru posted:

Have you seen any of his videos?

I think thats just the way he looks all the time.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:51

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Shrinkage posted:

How does the "Chris Roberts loves coke haha" jokes started? Was he ever caught doing blow before?

what would you do in hollywood with 100mil of other people's money?

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:53

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

Marching Powder posted:

what would you do in hollywood with 100mil of other people's money?

Hookers and blow.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:57

Shrinkage: Oct 23, 2010

Marching Powder posted:

what would you do in hollywood with 100mil of other people's money?

Sandi Gardiner? lol

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:58

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

# ? Feb 12, 2016 07:58

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Star citizen has*

Car dealerships.
Fishing.
Farming.
News coverage.
Garbage collection.
Space courts.
Sataball.
Mining tycoon.
Ambulance workers.
Hall monitors.
Space lawyers, for space court dlc.
Wood working/carpenter jobs.
Flight attendants/mixologists.
DJ's.
Cargo loading with grabby hands.
Farm ship.
Taxi ship**
Varients of miners/loaders/scows.
Several types of fighters ships.
Mercenaries.
65 thrilling missions***
20+ hours of mocap****

* game is in ALPHA SO ITS NOT DONE YET SO ITS FINE.

** In reality, ask for a ship you'll get one.

*** there is like 3 missions with 100 varients, it's like your parents buying you a PCPstation 100in1 games deal.

**** HA HA just kidding, there is 900+ hours of CROBERTS the movie, The game in there, suckers.

If my list is incomplete or I missed something add to it, the more ideas the better.

Paarrping the paarp, and no the game has no airhorns in it either. Its kind of sad.

Edit : http://imgur.com/0LjnfV6,Xkfc0xd

Here is the list of all missions completed in game by a reddit user, thus far.

Lime Tonics fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Feb 12, 2016

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:03

celewign: Jul 11, 2015; just get us in the playoffs

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

You have bad opinions about things.

If eating the garbage disposal of the sea is wrong then I don't want to be right.

beer i love you man and i would love to hang out with you but i think you might be the only person in all of maryland that isn't a total rear end in a top hat. this state is such an incredible shithole and ive been to 45 of 50 of em. i like new jersey more than maryland.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:06

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Unfunny Poster posted:

I've played tons of Arma, and the only time people genuinely use the kinetic alphabet to communicate is on milsim servers.

What world does this guy live in that it'd be nigh on impossible for FPS people to coordinate without the kinetic alphabet?

The COD phonetic alphabet is actually even easier than the regular one because it's just foxtrot alpha golf golf oscar tango.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:06

Vilgefartz: Apr 29, 2013; Good ideas 4 free; Fun Shoe

Why do the running animations look so shithouse, even when they've spent all this money on mo-cap?

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:15

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Eastdrom posted:

Why do the running animations look so shithouse, even when they've spent all this money on mo-cap?

I think, despite it being something they have been discussing for over two years and all of their mocap work/millions spent on the FPS stuff they still haven't integrated anything beyond what shipped with the original hangar module.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:16

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Galarox posted:

Stimpire Sandi

I see, they didn't call him Human Resources Giger for nothing. :pgabz:

Eastdrom posted:

Why do the running animations look so shithouse, even when they've spent all this money on mo-cap?

Chris probably mo-capped some people running on their hands in case they add the feature and now the animators have to stitch that data to normally positioned models.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:19

jaegerx: Sep 10, 2012; Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!

Lime Tonics posted:

Star citizen has*

Car dealerships.
Fishing.
Farming.
News coverage.
Garbage collection.
Space courts.
Sataball.
Mining tycoon.
Ambulance workers.
Hall monitors.
Space lawyers, for space court dlc.
Wood working/carpenter jobs.
Flight attendants/mixologists.
DJ's.
Cargo loading with grabby hands.
Farm ship.
Taxi ship**
Varients of miners/loaders/scows.
Several types of fighters ships.
Mercenaries.
65 thrilling missions***
20+ hours of mocap****

* game is in ALPHA SO ITS NOT DONE YET SO ITS FINE.

** In reality, ask for a ship you'll get one.

*** there is like 3 missions with 100 varients, it's like your parents buying you a PCPstation 100in1 games deal.

**** HA HA just kidding, there is 900+ hours of CROBERTS the movie, The game in there, suckers.

If my list is incomplete or I missed something add to it, the more ideas the better.

Paarrping the paarp, and no the game has no airhorns in it either. Its kind of sad.

Edit : http://imgur.com/0LjnfV6,Xkfc0xd

Here is the list of all missions completed in game by a reddit user, thus far.

BDSSE

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:26

Liquid Dinosaur: Dec 16, 2011; by Smythe

I just remembered that MMO the guy who won the lottery wanted to make, where you could have sex with hookerbots and get space-crabs.
http://www.polygon.com/2012/10/23/3543470/debunked-the-strange-ride-of-millionaire-game-developer-bunky-bartlett

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:29

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Eastdrom posted:

Why do the running animations look so shithouse, even when they've spent all this money on mo-cap?

Yes.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:33

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Charlie Uniform India November Tango Hotel Echo Victor Echo Romeo Sierra Echo Charlie Oscar Mike Mike Alpha November Delta October Zero Seven

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:34

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

They should add Jar Jar to the credits for how much he improves AtV

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:39

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:41

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

How long can CIG make low quality :pgabz:

tribute videos before people start asking where the money went.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:43

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Eastdrom posted:

Why do the running animations look so shithouse, even when they've spent all this money on mo-cap?

You need to have a stable production cycle as well as animators to massage that mo cap data into something useful. When Chris shows up on a coke bender and demands grabby hands that goes out the window. Start over. Also add all this new tech.

Oh and unify 1st and 3rd person animations to be consistent for ~reasons~. It might look messed up in 1st person but it will be correct and that is all that is important. So what if it makes your animators wake up in a night terror induced sweat.

Wait, no wait! We need juking and weight to everything. Start over. Here we have a pile of shitheap mo'cap data. Sandi went with Chris to the UK for ~~vacation~~ CEO and Marketing business. What about location specific damage. Throw that in there too.

etc.

etc.
etc.

Their poo poo production cycle (throw in blender press puree) is to blame for most of it. Then there is also Cryengine itself which seems to have a lot of built in input lag giving the characters a really non-grounded feeling.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:49

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

AP posted:

This bug has been there since day one by the way. They still haven't fixed it.

Edit : I just remembered when I first started playing this, when you got in the ships, it would sometimes fling you like a slingshot over 300kms away in a matter of seconds, they still haven't fixed that one either I have seen. Best one though is when you go to land and you get absorbed in the station and can get out and walk around in the voids. I think they kind of fixed that one.

Lime Tonics fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Feb 12, 2016

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:50

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Dusty Lens posted:

How long can CIG make low quality tribute videos before people start asking where the money went.

~two weeks~

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:50

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013; "هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

AP posted:

I see the Sataball defensive lineman animations are coming along well.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:52

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

Hi I am Chris Roberts and I don't believe in hitting real milestones in development. It will get fixed later.

So what if that's like trying to beat Oregon Trail without stopping. Press on.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 08:55

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

Where is our friend SilverBullet :eonwe:

# ? Feb 12, 2016 09:05

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

Daztek posted:

Where is our friend SilverBullet

WHEEEEEERE

# ? Feb 12, 2016 09:09

Sharks Dont Sleep: Mar 4, 2009; In pairing luxury automobiles with large predatory felines we have achieved reality ahead of schedule.

celewign posted:

beer i love you man and i would love to hang out with you but i think you might be the only person in all of maryland that isn't a total rear end in a top hat. this state is such an incredible shithole and ive been to 45 of 50 of em. i like new jersey more than maryland.

Still better off than Virginia.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 09:11

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

Unfunny Poster posted:

I've played tons of Arma, and the only time people genuinely use the kinetic alphabet to communicate is on milsim servers.

What world does this guy live in that it'd be nigh on impossible for FPS people to coordinate without the kinetic alphabet?

Yes, he can't believe Call Of Duty players would ever use the NATO alphabet, yes, the game that helped popularized the term "Oscar Mike".

# ? Feb 12, 2016 09:12

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Lime Tonics posted:

This bug has been there since day one by the way. They still haven't fixed it.

I'm not sure they can fix it.

# ? Feb 12, 2016 09:13

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6354495/#Comment_6354495

They still don't know how they'll work :eng99:

# ? Feb 12, 2016 09:14

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

AP posted:

I'm not sure they can fix it.

Fixing that would just slow them down.

Daztek posted:

They still don't know how they'll work

There is no money in actually building the PU, just the promise of one. Try in

# ? Feb 12, 2016 09:19

Vilgefartz: Apr 29, 2013; Good ideas 4 free; Fun Shoe

SelenicMartian posted:

I see, they didn't call him Human Resources Giger for nothing.

Chris probably mo-capped some people running on their hands in case they add the feature and now the animators have to stitch that data to normally positioned models.

kek

# ? Feb 12, 2016 09:19

Booourns: Jan 20, 2004; Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

Shrinkage posted:

How does the "Chris Roberts loves coke haha" jokes started? Was he ever caught doing blow before?

It came from the same place as all the "sandi is so ugly/wierd looking" jokes came from, some goons are desperate to join in on the ribbing on SC, but are unable to think of good jokes on their own

# ? Feb 12, 2016 09:27

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 13:43

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

SelenicMartian posted:

The very last thing this makes me think of is "professional actress".

# ? Feb 12, 2016 09:31

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