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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Crustashio posted:

i just learned she's the fuckin birdemic actress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWnKYwpzX10

:aaaaa:

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

This is a vore thing isnt it

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

This is a vore thing isnt it

Nah, it's just where Ozmas rear end in a top hat terminates.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Nah, it's just where Ozmas rear end in a top hat terminates.

That's just anal vore (more like anal snore)

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I've already driving on mushrooms and coke. Not a fan, had to ask a friend to take over.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

I thought SCP-610 was in Russia somewhere?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Fun fact: this woman is Whitney Moore, the lead actress from Birdemic: Shock and Terror.



Here she is fighting off gifs with a coathanger.

SurreptitiousMuffin has a new favorite as of 11:49 on Mar 19, 2020

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.




This is a pretty good idea for a thread

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Data Graham posted:

I mean seriously how much are mfers planning on pooping in the next six weeks

Would you want to be trapped at home with an itchy poophole?

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Longname outflanked!

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro



To everything
Kern Kern Kern

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Dee dee mega doo doo

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Who What Now posted:

Would you want to be trapped at home with an itchy poophole?

Get a bidet you savage.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Consarned turnip thievin' moonshiners!

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Data Graham posted:

Masa of Echo Park, eh?

Wow plane tickets are cheap these days
just going through the thread.
/\( Mar 18, 2020 11:11)/\

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm just bad at jokes I guess

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Hyperlynx posted:

She went on to feature in a pizza themed music video for some crappy 90s band. Can't remember any more details then that though

Oh dang!


Lmao oh double dang!

Crustashio posted:

i just learned she's the fuckin birdemic actress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWnKYwpzX10

Double lmao triple dang!

ShortyMR.CAT has a new favorite as of 17:21 on Mar 19, 2020

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Hyperlynx posted:

She went on to feature in a pizza themed music video for some crappy 90s band. Can't remember any more details then that though


At the bottom of the imgur gallery there's a link to the music video.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The fact that some of you people call yourselves Goons, yet have never seen Birdemic? Shameful display!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/CarlWinsHigh/status/1240415266133159936

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Well that's one way to kill germs

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Lodin posted:

The fact that some of you people call yourselves Goons, yet have never seen Birdemic? Shameful display!



I've seen the rifftrax but had no idea pizza girl was in it.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

Well she had co-vid nineteen,
You know what I mean.
And the way it spreads
As droplets in the air.

So how could I chance yet another
(Flu!) When I still have no health care.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Crustashio posted:

i just learned she's the fuckin birdemic actress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWnKYwpzX10

Well I'll be darned. I googled Birdemic Pizza Girl for proof and the top result was an awful thread from 2 years ago expressing similar surprise.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Lodin posted:

The fact that some of you people call yourselves Goons, yet have never seen Birdemic? Shameful display!


Scrolling through the page and this definitely did not look like what it is.

Or is that :thejoke:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Faustian Bargain posted:

Scrolling through the page and this definitely did not look like what it is.

Or is that :thejoke:

It is.

You've been fooled by your dirty mind.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

It is.

You've been fooled by your dirty mind.

Thought she was sucking a dick but turns out she's only munching on pussy.

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I've seen the rifftrax but had no idea pizza girl was in it.

I thought Birdemic was an intentionally terribad movie? That sucks a lot of wind out the sails when the whole crew was in on the joke and not trying and failing hard to make a good film like The Room did.

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.
The first Birdemic was genuine as far as I know.

Birdemic 2 tried to lean into its status as a hilariously bad movie and it just ended up sucking as a result.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

You can always tell a genuine attempt to make a good movie that fell far down, from an astroturf.

Troll 2? Genuine

Sharknado? Astroturf

Neil Breen? Genuine

PureFlix? Genuine

Asylum? Mostly astroturf

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Those coat-hangers are clearly 'shopped in.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

mind the walrus posted:

You can always tell a genuine attempt to make a good movie that fell far down, from an astroturf.

Troll 2? Genuine

Sharknado? Astroturf

Neil Breen? Genuine

PureFlix? Genuine

Asylum? Mostly astroturf

Sharknados 4-6 are hilarious tho

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Snakes on a Plane? Archetypal astroturf

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Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
Does anyone have that gif of the dude wiping his rear end by bending over, looping the toilet paper around his leg, and hand-over-handing the paper up his back, through his crack? I saw this animated just recently. The image is hand-drawn. I wish I'd saved it.

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