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Amy Pole Her posted:Wait there's a guy living with 4 cats and a wife in a full bed? Holy Five cats. My wife and I are not large, though, and we usually just have like two cats on our feet or whatever. Would you believe a Full isn't even the smallest of two-person beds? That's a Double. And when we were a lot longer, we once had to share a twin occasionally. It was cozy. 
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Or Costco. http://i.imgur.com/9eQoU7D.mp4 Costco is life
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Apr 26, 2017 03:31
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swickles posted:I do this everyday between dinner and breakfast. 
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Apr 26, 2017 03:33
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Or Costco. Between groceries, gas, an executive membership, and the Costco credit card, I turn about a $750/year profit shopping at Costco, it's a good place.
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I wholeheartedly agree with fiz. Some people can flick a discipline switch and get into shape, some people have to do it slow. Some never want to step foot in a weight room other people find they love it after a week. Insulin sensitivity varies a lot person to person too. Gotta find what works for you though. For the dude trying to lose weight for his wedding you could probably get the results you want by switching to a macro diet at a 10% calorie deficit and going for a 45 minute walk or 30 minute jog every morning and doing a bunch of sit ups, body weight squats and push ups. If you want super fast results just go full keto but smash a shitload of vegetables and you'll lose a bunch of water weight as well but for overall health its gotta be a lifestyle change. Not something you do for 4 weeks to look pretty and then ignore. I know a bunch of people that did 12 week weight loss programs and promptly packed it all back on.
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Apr 26, 2017 03:38
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swickles posted:I never liked Caesar Salad until I made the dressing from scratch with anchovies and it was loving amazing. Anchovies and 'dines are good as hell
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A few months before my wedding I got appendicitis and then had complications from the surgery so I was stuck on an IV drip and no food for like 10 days. I was skinny as hell for my wedding so I recommend painful surgery and starvation for looking slender and good.
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Leperflesh posted:A few months before my wedding I got appendicitis and then had complications from the surgery so I was stuck on an IV drip and no food for like 10 days. I was skinny as hell for my wedding so I recommend painful surgery and starvation for looking slender and good. Yeah I lost like fifteen lbs last year from an illness that lasted a month or so. Towards the end I was like "I feel like poo poo but drat I got skinny"
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Apr 26, 2017 04:03
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I will gladly botch any of your operations free of charge.
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Apr 26, 2017 04:04
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If you want to get into shape just walk around in the woods like our ancestors
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Apr 26, 2017 04:10
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swickles posted:I will gladly botch any of your operations free of charge. I need a penis de-largement and an abdominal muscle reduction. Plus my chin and nose are too defined. What can you do for me?
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Apr 26, 2017 04:11
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I went full burger/bacon/eggs/veggies/diet coke and lost 60lbs in 5 months ymmv
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It's sweet of you guys to offer to cut off my limbs and stuff but I should probably avoid any experimental surgeries until after I have full union protections. Plus I'll be thrilled if I drop 12 pounds in the twelve weeks so my plan is just to reduce my cal intake and commit to an exercise routine. I've already dropped carbs and sweets.
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Apr 26, 2017 05:20
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The Puppy Bowl posted:It's sweet of you guys to offer to cut off my limbs and stuff but I should probably avoid any experimental surgeries until after I have full union protections. Plus I'll be thrilled if I drop 12 pounds in the twelve weeks so my plan is just to reduce my cal intake and commit to an exercise routine. I've already dropped carbs and sweets. look at this noob
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Apr 26, 2017 05:27
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TPB if you drink any liquid calories outside the 5 in coffee cut that poo poo out toot sweet too buddy. Literally the easiest change to make.
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Apr 26, 2017 05:29
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Also I aggravated my back today at work so I couldn't lift weights so I wouldn't exacerbate it and I'm so mad irl right now I JUST WANTED TO DEADLIFT
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Apr 26, 2017 05:32
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Don't Drink A Soda (even a diet one)
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Apr 26, 2017 05:33
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Soda tastes good and is a nice treat. Just don't make a habit out of it
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Apr 26, 2017 06:25
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Concur Coca-Cola tastes amazing when you haven't had it in over a month
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Best diet/exercise plan ever!
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Apr 26, 2017 07:12
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i want wings but it's 11:30 at night and you shouldn't eat right before bed ugh
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a patagonian cavy posted:i want wings but it's 11:30 at night and you shouldn't eat right before bed I have to go to work in eight hours, it's 2:30 in the morning, and I'm having a bowl of curry, so I'm going to hate myself soon.
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Apr 26, 2017 07:35
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:I have to go to work in eight hours, it's 2:30 in the morning, and I'm having a bowl of curry, so I'm going to hate myself soon. On the plus hand, curry though.
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:I have to go to work in eight hours, it's 2:30 in the morning, and I'm having a bowl of curry, so I'm going to hate myself soon. curry owns, nothing to be ashamed of. always eat curry The only thing I've truly regretted eating in the last few months was the cottage cheese at my work cafeteria, which made me throw up a (personal best) seventeen times between midnight and 8AM. Turns out they don't want you working when you do that
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Eli Wiggum posted:Concur I hadn't had soda in over a year but then Crystal Pepsi got relaunched and goddamn I forgot how sweet soda was
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Apr 26, 2017 08:47
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FizFashizzle posted:is it cool? What about food stamps?
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Apr 26, 2017 08:49
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BRO DO YOU EVEN PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT
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TeeMerk posted:What about food stamps? Food in the United States is basically free on a caloric level and we could feed the nation twice over with just what we throw away. However, SNAP is administered by the state, so its vulnerable to all the cruel, pointless shittery that republicans are notorious for. Stuff like not being able to buy hot food with them, or counting child support as income and therefore disqualifying people. SNAP is an insanely effective program, and it just needs to be fully federalized. The USDA releases guidelines, but of course the states can gently caress with them. Basically food stamps should work like this. 1. No one starves in the United State. Period, end of story. 2. Every child eats until they're eighteen. This is basically a two pronged attack. a. First of all you increase the SNAP subsidies. Right now the monthly subsidy for a family of four is 648 dollars a month. So at 130% of the poverty level, you're going to need to feed your family on 21 dollars a day. That cruelty, and this is a subsidy. No father or mother is going to be able to go to school to learn a trade or whatever if they can't quit their wal mart job because at the end of the day your primary concern is going to be literally putting food into your child's mouth. b. Every kid eats at school. I don't care what it costs. In 2012 it costs like 12 billion dollars. You just paint it as a national security issue. The original food program came about because the Army didn't have enough people that could survive basic. Even in the SEC, coaches recruit kids not knowing how big they'll get when they get actual honest to god nutrition. You can't learn if you're hungry, and no kid is going to admit to it. Pretend I posted a big list of papers that back up that kids that don't get proper nutrition turn into hosed adults, but I'm getting ready for work right now. Now my republican opponent A Neat Cape over here will tell you that if we feed their children, then parents will have no incentive to get that better job. They'll just be mooches on the system until the end of time. But I ask you, Ross, do you think people are proud of that? Do you think people want this situation? Or do you think they feel trapped. Tell you what Ross, how about you come down to wal mart in Kennesaw, Ga. Leave your palatial estate in Southern California. We're gonna show up there at 11:50 on a Saturday night, because EBT benefits kick in at midnight. And you can see all the people that are just so alright with getting government assistance. We can watch them laugh all the way to the bank as they take all their kids to wal mart because they can't afford a babysitter. Or entire families that show up to do their weekly shopping because they only have one car, and they won't be able to go shopping again this week. You watch that ross and you tell me these people are happy to be where they are. FizFashizzle fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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Now of course in exchange, you use school lunch programs to start pushing things I care about, like getting rid of Soda in schools. If we feed you we're going to teach you how to eat. In addition, there are things you cannot buy with food stamps. Food stamps are a way to fight obesity, because the poorer you are, the more likely you are to be fat quote:Are poverty and obesity associated? Poverty rates and obesity were reviewed across 3,139 counties in the U.S. (2,6). In contrast to international trends, people in America who live in the most poverty-dense counties are those most prone to obesity (Fig. 1A). Counties with poverty rates of >35% have obesity rates 145% greater than wealthy counties. So yeah, no ice cream, no soda, etc. Nothing like booze, beer, or cigarettes obviously I think not being able to buy hot food is cruelty, since you're basically punishing the working poor who don't have time to cook, but this would go along with incentivizing fast food restaurants to serve more healthy options, or sell you know something cheaper that's always identified on their menus or something. There's a billion ideas about that.
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I can't believe Ross wants kids to starve to death
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Alright, I'll vote for you. Giving kids nutrition through the schools also helps establish an environment where education facilities can be used to help combat the ills of child poverty. Kids don't learn when they're hungry, homeless, or absent. So lets focus on fixing those issues as part of the framework of an education. I'm sure you're already aware, but the black panthers shaming the government into providing school breakfast by doing it first is one of my favorite examples of how everyday people can make a difference in politics.
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Ehud posted:I can't believe Ross wants kids to starve to death It's hosed up I know.
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The Black Panthers own pretty hard.
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Black panthers are one of the reasons Reagan supported gun control laffo
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Ehud posted:I can't believe Ross wants kids to starve to death Who would have thought that the 30 year old who's parents still pay his rent and who's crippling social anxiety makes it so he never wants to be more than 10 miles from his birthplace would have weird political views???
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FizFashizzle posted:Food in the United States is basically free on a caloric level and we could feed the nation twice over with just what we throw away. However, administered by the state, so its vulnerable to all the cruel, pointless shittery that republicans are notorious for. Stuff like not being able to buy hot food with them, or counting child support as income and therefore disqualifying people. in the eventual Fiz biopic this scene is going to be followed by a bunch of fat bearded guys in basements reading the comments and applauding vigorously "And thus... he spoke to the goons"
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Mel Mudkiper posted:in the eventual Fiz biopic this scene is going to be followed by a bunch of fat bearded guys in basements reading the comments and applauding vigorously Mel landed what felt like a good  in 2014 or something and has been chasing that high ever since.
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Is fiz preparing to run for city council because he's been making some good points lately
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swickles posted:I will gladly botch any of your operations free of charge. Saving this for uh personal reasons Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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sean10mm posted:Mel landed what felt like a good It wasn't a burn?
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