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C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Lol Gendry is going to run forever now

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lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
Every scene with Littlefinger is a wild ride because you never know what accent is gonna come out of his mouth.

I feel like it has potential to being a drinking game.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


the polar bear or w/e was cool but i thought fire is supposed to kill undead? Jon used fire to great effect.. the bear had to be shanked with dragon glass though? The hell?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I like how they surrounded the wight like bullies in an 80's high school movie.

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016

C-SPAN Caller posted:

Lol I take it the white walkers keep one always tied to another so they know when they're being attacked.


You are giving the current show too much credit. That zombie didn't de-zombie because PLOT

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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aBagorn posted:

I’m holding out hope that Arya is putting on a ruse to make Littlefinger think he’s “driven the wedge” but I know in my head Dave Hill isn’t smart enough to do that

Littlefinger would probably have to be around them for that to work though. Don't worry, that's totally what it's gonna wind up being, but the writers just forgot to include shots of Littlefinger listening in to them.

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
*pratfall noise trombones*

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I can't wait for this to be over it's so terrible

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Shame they didnt cast tom cruise as gendry

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
How the hell are they all freezing to death when two guys in the party are capable of igniting their swords at will? Like ffs just light up the sword and pass it around.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Ray Lewis and Ed Reed to the rescue

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



lezard_valeth posted:

You are giving the current show too much credit. That zombie didn't de-zombie because PLOT

I mean they literally just had the characters talk about why most of them just died

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Kawalimus posted:

Ray Lewis and Ed Reed to the rescue

Lovin this

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Why did the most exciting-looking episode have to be the most boring one so far :negative:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
If only they could have had flaming swords to
keep dudes from freezing to death

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016

Sydin posted:

How the hell are they all freezing to death when two guys in the party are capable of igniting their swords at will? Like ffs just light up the sword and pass it around.

Or they could do some of that loving Tormund promised earlier. This season has been devoid of tits, at least give me some dicks.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



lezard_valeth posted:

Or they could do some of that loving Tormund promised earlier.

Can't wait for the high production porn spin off

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



"I have to fight that bad guy - I know because it's in the script"

- Beric Dondarrion 2017

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016

Ciprian Maricon posted:

"I have to fight that bad guy - I know because it's in the script"

- Beric Dondarrion 2017

"That one must be the leader. Even though he is the least intimidating looking of the lot"

- Also Beric

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

Wait, he let the while party nearly freeze to death but he could have set his sword on fire at any time? :wtc:

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
Holy poo poo Sansa you never go full retard

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
Oh goodie yes, MORE Winterfell scenes!

SPOILERS: This is not the last of them this episode. They are going all in retard.

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
Wow, even Peter Dinkalge is getting lazy.

That was a half assed attempt to stop her, he wasn't even trying to keep up with her pace, or hold her back or anything. He just Wonkaed her

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



So like how many days were they stuck there so dragons could fly North to save them that fast

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Hell yeah

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Night King might have wanted to try this strategy sooner

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

C-SPAN Caller posted:

So like how many days were they stuck there so dragons could fly North to save them that fast

Gendy spent so much time rowing that time warps around him. The raven arrived only 1 day after the left, regardless of when it was sent.

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
You know what I would do if I had a giant cool fuckoff hammer.

Strike the ice and try to break the whole poo poo down again.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
The big save, always right in the nick of time.

Jon's just got a little more left to go and wants to level before he ports out.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Nerd: "I cast ice spear!"

*rolls 20*

DM: "Ugh... roll to confirm your crit...?"

*rolls 20 again*

DM: "...gently caress. Fine, your ice spear hits the dragon squarely in the neck. It lets out a roar of pain as it bleeds profusely, slamming into the ground."

Nerd: :smug:

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
Jon you rear end in a top hat

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
That was some random stupidity from jon

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



One million basic white girls crying right now

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Jon, you the dragon is the opposite way, right?

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

If jon would stop staring at poo poo, a lot less people and dragons would be dead.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

tadashi posted:

If jon would stop staring at poo poo, a lot less people and dragons would be dead.

These random characters going full retard isnt very convincing

LegionAreI
Nov 14, 2006
Lurk
Well this pretty much guarantees a dragon/undead dragon duel now so that's something I guess?

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016

LegionAreI posted:

Well this pretty much guarantees a dragon/undead dragon duel now so that's something I guess?

Nah, this guarantees a Dragonglass Scorpion next season

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

That sure was a loose end.

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