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These thing designed to taste good? They actually don't, fucker. That's just a trick corporate America plays on you *puts on tiny Morpheus glasses*
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It tastes goods, so I eats it. -a fat
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May 18, 2014 20:57
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Low-quality desserts are the best tasting thing in the world, and that is why Golden Corral is the best restaurant in the world.
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May 18, 2014 20:59
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That big fat woman is me. I'm the big fat whale. I love to eat sweets and treats all day. It's a fact of life for me. In fact not eating those treats would be no living at all for a big beautiful woman such as myself.
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May 18, 2014 21:12
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I dont like sugar at all. having said that I cant get enough of salt and fat and burgers and pizza
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May 18, 2014 21:37
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RideTheSpiral posted:I dont like sugar at all. having said that I cant get enough of salt and fat and burgers and pizza same. i dont a sweet tooth and offend everyone at birthday parties by not eating the cake
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May 18, 2014 21:38
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RideTheSpiral posted:I dont like sugar at all. having said that I cant get enough of salt and fat and burgers and pizza
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May 18, 2014 21:38
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Thanks all, taking notes for the goon party I'm gonna host
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May 18, 2014 21:40
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THS posted:same. i dont a sweet tooth and offend everyone at birthday parties by not eating the cake cake is gay as gently caress
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May 18, 2014 21:47
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In my humble opinion, you should never eat refined sugar or carbs, and if you do, your body is doomed to a materially existing hell known as 'unhealth'
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May 18, 2014 21:49
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WEREWAIF posted:That big fat woman is me. I'm the big fat whale. I love to eat sweets and treats all day. It's a fact of life for me. In fact not eating those treats would be no living at all for a big beautiful woman such as myself.
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May 18, 2014 21:49
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Dolphin posted:Don't you think you'd appreciate those sweets more if you ate them in moderation. Like a human. Moderation to me is only for internet forums. The sweets are my ambition, and I achieve them daily. The cookies and candy can be bought in the store, I make a return trip and purchase even more.
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May 18, 2014 21:51
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fats are to GBS as Jews are to Nazi germany. basically what I'm saying is kill all fats.
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May 18, 2014 21:51
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That said, I once ate an entire chocolate mousse torte. I didn't realize until it was gone.
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May 18, 2014 21:51
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WEREWAIF posted:In my humble opinion, you should never eat refined sugar or carbs, and if you do, your body is doomed to a materially existing hell known as 'unhealth' Chocolate truffle Blizzards are loving delicious so whatever. They're also probably 20 times more fattening than Oreos, which is why I only have one maybe once every two years.
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May 18, 2014 21:51
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May 18, 2014 21:53
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that makes me retch irl
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May 18, 2014 21:57
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I really just can't resist telling people at parties how much I don't like sugar.
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May 18, 2014 21:58
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chocolate cake isnt very good ever.
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May 18, 2014 21:58
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I don't eat Oreos so when I do eat something unhealthy it's something like that. If you're gonna do something bad for you at least make it worth it.
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May 18, 2014 21:58
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folgore posted:I really just can't resist telling people at parties how much I don't like sugar. i make it a point to also let them know i don't own a tv
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May 18, 2014 21:58
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THS posted:that makes me retch irl
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May 18, 2014 21:59
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Absolutely every single poster above me deserves loving gruesome, painful, eternal death.
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May 18, 2014 21:59
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watching morbidly obese ppl eat cake off paper plates with plastic utensils and then licking the frosting off their fat fingers
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May 18, 2014 21:59
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King Vidiot posted:Chocolate truffle Blizzards are loving delicious so whatever. They're also probably 20 times more fattening than Oreos, which is why I only have one maybe once every two years. When you're out with the boys do you say things like "well yeah you could eat a whole cake and still look great! I look at a cookie and it goes straight to my thighs! ACK!!"?
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May 18, 2014 22:00
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 if you don't like chocolate mousse torte you're just lying to yourself
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May 18, 2014 22:02
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THS posted:watching morbidly obese ppl eat cake off paper plates with plastic utensils and then licking the frosting off their fat fingers I loving hate the way fat people stare at you when you have food. It makes me want to drop them down a chute into a garbage furnace, like in Willy Wonka.
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May 18, 2014 22:02
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*jowls flapping* mmmmHMmm this chocolate cake is sooooo rich and delectable
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May 18, 2014 22:04
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it's like vegetarians trying to tell people they don't like meat. "hurr no really i hate the taste of meat, it's disgusting. don't even like the smell, it makes me nauseous" *wolfs down mock meat product designed to taste like meat*
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May 18, 2014 22:07
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The highest level of coolness goons aim for is being a parody of a Cathy comic
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May 18, 2014 22:09
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i post chain-email dogshit to facebook about how artificial sweetners literally make your brain die, and then i refer everyone who disagrees with me to mercola.com to expand their understanding of proper diet
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May 18, 2014 22:17
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RideTheSpiral posted:cake is gay as gently caress pie > cake
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May 18, 2014 22:32
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doomisland posted:pie > cake
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May 18, 2014 22:36
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doomisland posted:pie > cake
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May 18, 2014 22:44
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lol is a fat goon really defending lovely packaged stale chemically-tasting junk food and getting mad because someone said little debbies are poo poo? at least eat some "fresh" cookies by your grocery store or something, even if they're nearly just as bad for you, they at least taste better if you want to be fat you should do it with taste.
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May 18, 2014 22:49
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Xaris posted:lol is a fat goon really defending lovely packaged stale chemically-tasting junk food and getting mad because someone said little debbies are poo poo? at least eat some "fresh" cookies by your grocery store or something, even if they're nearly just as bad for you, they at least taste better if you want to be fat you should do it with taste. Lol tell me more about good cookies versus bad
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May 18, 2014 22:56
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a good cookie is like a good nazi
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May 18, 2014 22:57
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Yeah you know sugar tastes like acid on my tongue but let me give you some cookie opinions
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lol that girdle is about loving explode Fat people are disgusting. Buy a bike abd stop eating you fat slobs
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