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lmfao ogh my god
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 23:41 |
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Jesus Christ lmfao
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 23:49 |
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short one but i was playing new super mario bros with stone cold and he sucked really bad and kept dying over and over and eventually i got up the nerve to say "hey Steve this game might not be for you" and he stood up to say "...maybe not" but, anticipating an attack i stood up at the same time and hit him with the stone cold stunner out of nowhere. then he pulled a gun on me from out of nowhere and said "nobody hits the rattlesnake and lives" and i woke up to all my sheets and blankets all over the floor
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 00:52 |
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ol yeller posted:short one but i was playing new super mario bros with stone cold and he sucked really bad and kept dying over and over and eventually i got up the nerve to say "hey Steve this game might not be for you" and he stood up to say "...maybe not" but, anticipating an attack i stood up at the same time and hit him with the stone cold stunner out of nowhere. then he pulled a gun on me from out of nowhere and said "nobody hits the rattlesnake and lives" and i woke up to all my sheets and blankets all over the floor lol
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 01:03 |
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ol yeller posted:short one but i was playing new super mario bros with stone cold and he sucked really bad and kept dying over and over and eventually i got up the nerve to say "hey Steve this game might not be for you" and he stood up to say "...maybe not" but, anticipating an attack i stood up at the same time and hit him with the stone cold stunner out of nowhere. then he pulled a gun on me from out of nowhere and said "nobody hits the rattlesnake and lives" and i woke up to all my sheets and blankets all over the floor lmfao
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 01:32 |
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ol yeller posted:short one but i was playing new super mario bros with stone cold and he sucked really bad and kept dying over and over and eventually i got up the nerve to say "hey Steve this game might not be for you" and he stood up to say "...maybe not" but, anticipating an attack i stood up at the same time and hit him with the stone cold stunner out of nowhere. then he pulled a gun on me from out of nowhere and said "nobody hits the rattlesnake and lives" and i woke up to all my sheets and blankets all over the floor Lol
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 01:35 |
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Words to live by imo.
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 01:38 |
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ol yeller posted:short one but i was playing new super mario bros with stone cold and he sucked really bad and kept dying over and over and eventually i got up the nerve to say "hey Steve this game might not be for you" and he stood up to say "...maybe not" but, anticipating an attack i stood up at the same time and hit him with the stone cold stunner out of nowhere. then he pulled a gun on me from out of nowhere and said "nobody hits the rattlesnake and lives" and i woke up to all my sheets and blankets all over the floor lol, but also wondering what imp magic's hinting toward with all these Mario Bros dreams lately...
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 01:44 |
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symbolic posted:lol, but also wondering what imp magic's hinting toward with all these Mario Bros dreams lately... Soon come
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 05:54 |
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ol yeller posted:short one but i was playing new super mario bros with stone cold and he sucked really bad and kept dying over and over and eventually i got up the nerve to say "hey Steve this game might not be for you" and he stood up to say "...maybe not" but, anticipating an attack i stood up at the same time and hit him with the stone cold stunner out of nowhere. then he pulled a gun on me from out of nowhere and said "nobody hits the rattlesnake and lives" and i woke up to all my sheets and blankets all over the floor lmfao
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 06:35 |
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lmfao at this and the dream. i can't wait for the first strand-type mario game.
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 11:57 |
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ol yeller posted:short one but i was playing new super mario bros with stone cold and he sucked really bad and kept dying over and over and eventually i got up the nerve to say "hey Steve this game might not be for you" and he stood up to say "...maybe not" but, anticipating an attack i stood up at the same time and hit him with the stone cold stunner out of nowhere. then he pulled a gun on me from out of nowhere and said "nobody hits the rattlesnake and lives" and i woke up to all my sheets and blankets all over the floor lmfao
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 13:54 |
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I had a dream that Ray Romano became one of those people that twitch streams themselves playing Dungeons and Dragons. He got so popular an official Ray Romano Dungeons and Dragons adventure got announced, but it got canceled because he was outed as harassing women online. It turned out I was friends with some of the women and I was so starstruck by the news I ended up saying "Wow! I can't believe two people I know were personally wronged by Ray Romano"
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 16:58 |
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rodbeard posted:I had a dream that Ray Romano became one of those people that twitch streams themselves playing Dungeons and Dragons. He got so popular an official Ray Romano Dungeons and Dragons adventure got announced, but it got canceled because he was outed as harassing women online. It turned out I was friends with some of the women and I was so starstruck by the news I ended up saying "Wow! I can't believe two people I know were personally wronged by Ray Romano" lmao
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 17:00 |
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ol yeller posted:short one but i was playing new super mario bros with stone cold and he sucked really bad and kept dying over and over and eventually i got up the nerve to say "hey Steve this game might not be for you" and he stood up to say "...maybe not" but, anticipating an attack i stood up at the same time and hit him with the stone cold stunner out of nowhere. then he pulled a gun on me from out of nowhere and said "nobody hits the rattlesnake and lives" and i woke up to all my sheets and blankets all over the floor Lmfao
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# ? Sep 28, 2021 20:55 |
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rodbeard posted:I had a dream that Ray Romano became one of those people that twitch streams themselves playing Dungeons and Dragons. He got so popular an official Ray Romano Dungeons and Dragons adventure got announced, but it got canceled because he was outed as harassing women online. It turned out I was friends with some of the women and I was so starstruck by the news I ended up saying "Wow! I can't believe two people I know were personally wronged by Ray Romano" lol
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 03:07 |
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rodbeard posted:I had a dream that Ray Romano became one of those people that twitch streams themselves playing Dungeons and Dragons. He got so popular an official Ray Romano Dungeons and Dragons adventure got announced, but it got canceled because he was outed as harassing women online. It turned out I was friends with some of the women and I was so starstruck by the news I ended up saying "Wow! I can't believe two people I know were personally wronged by Ray Romano" Lol
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 03:23 |
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rodbeard posted:I had a dream that Ray Romano became one of those people that twitch streams themselves playing Dungeons and Dragons. He got so popular an official Ray Romano Dungeons and Dragons adventure got announced, but it got canceled because he was outed as harassing women online. It turned out I was friends with some of the women and I was so starstruck by the news I ended up saying "Wow! I can't believe two people I know were personally wronged by Ray Romano" lmao
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 04:22 |
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ol yeller posted:short one but i was playing new super mario bros with stone cold and he sucked really bad and kept dying over and over and eventually i got up the nerve to say "hey Steve this game might not be for you" and he stood up to say "...maybe not" but, anticipating an attack i stood up at the same time and hit him with the stone cold stunner out of nowhere. then he pulled a gun on me from out of nowhere and said "nobody hits the rattlesnake and lives" and i woke up to all my sheets and blankets all over the floor beeen thinking about this all day lmfao
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 04:48 |
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ol yeller posted:short one but i was playing new super mario bros with stone cold and he sucked really bad and kept dying over and over and eventually i got up the nerve to say "hey Steve this game might not be for you" and he stood up to say "...maybe not" but, anticipating an attack i stood up at the same time and hit him with the stone cold stunner out of nowhere. then he pulled a gun on me from out of nowhere and said "nobody hits the rattlesnake and lives" and i woke up to all my sheets and blankets all over the floor lmao
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 05:23 |
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dreamt that nintendo announced a new area for super nintendo world, an f-zero themed one, that wouldnt be done for a few years but you could get a sneak peek right now at your local participating publix (a grocery store chain). i went to the store and they had it set up at a cash register, but you were only allowed three ~4second laps around that register and no one was happy about it. when it was my turn the vehicle wasnt even an f-zero car, it was one of those long old timey racing cars you'd see dudes in aviator goggles racing in black and white footage from the 1920s or whatever but it still went at f-zeroish speed. on my last lap around the register i bumped the back of the car on the candy shelf during a drift and the whole thing shattered revealing it was just a ceramic shell made to look like a car that was encasing a pocket bike. everyone started getting super pissed off at me for "killing f-zero again" before i woke up
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 10:01 |
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Things are taking an, uh, ominous turn for Nintendo in the imp psyche.
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 12:23 |
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absolutely anything posted:dreamt that nintendo announced a new area for super nintendo world, an f-zero themed one, that wouldnt be done for a few years but you could get a sneak peek right now at your local participating publix (a grocery store chain). i went to the store and they had it set up at a cash register, but you were only allowed three ~4second laps around that register and no one was happy about it. when it was my turn the vehicle wasnt even an f-zero car, it was one of those long old timey racing cars you'd see dudes in aviator goggles racing in black and white footage from the 1920s or whatever but it still went at f-zeroish speed. on my last lap around the register i bumped the back of the car on the candy shelf during a drift and the whole thing shattered revealing it was just a ceramic shell made to look like a car that was encasing a pocket bike. everyone started getting super pissed off at me for "killing f-zero again" before i woke up lol
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 14:49 |
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“Killing F-Zero”, the new nonfiction bestseller by Bill O’Reilly
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 15:01 |
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Pablo Nergigante posted:“Killing F-Zero”, the new nonfiction bestseller by Bill O’Reilly lmao
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 15:15 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 15:36 |
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lmao
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 15:44 |
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lmao
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 15:45 |
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F-Aught
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 15:45 |
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the old wooga horn cars are extremely funny to me because preposterous French nobles with names like Count Gaston de Chasseloup-Laubat had intense racing rivalries that captured the attention of france so thoroughly that the michelin brothers were like "do you want to get run off the road like that belgian, or would you like to join the compte himself at one of the many fine dining establishments rated in our guide? you need a car with our incredible tires to get to most of them, hon hon hon!!"
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 16:08 |
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Bicyclops posted:the old wooga horn cars are extremely funny to me because preposterous French nobles with names like Count Gaston de Chasseloup-Laubat had intense racing rivalries that captured the attention of france so thoroughly that the michelin brothers were like "do you want to get run off the road like that belgian, or would you like to join the compte himself at one of the many fine dining establishments rated in our guide? you need a car with our incredible tires to get to most of them, hon hon hon!!"
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 16:54 |
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Martman posted:lol! your dreams just keep getting wilder Lol
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 16:56 |
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Martman posted:lol! your dreams just keep getting wilder lol
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 18:03 |
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going to the imp zone to get my GED. French history with biciclops, art class with Pablo
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 18:28 |
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The Klowner posted:going to the imp zone to get my GED. French history with biciclops, art class with Pablo
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 18:38 |
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Bicyclops posted:the old wooga horn cars are extremely funny to me because preposterous French nobles with names like Count Gaston de Chasseloup-Laubat had intense racing rivalries that captured the attention of france so thoroughly that the michelin brothers were like "do you want to get run off the road like that belgian, or would you like to join the compte himself at one of the many fine dining establishments rated in our guide? you need a car with our incredible tires to get to most of them, hon hon hon!!" it do be like that though
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 09:41 |
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Martman posted:lol! your dreams just keep getting wilder lol
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 14:05 |
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had a dream everyone was raving about this new game that was like vampire the masquerade bloodlines crossed with harry potter, except the only power anyone had was the ability to levitate vertically while climbing a ladder. the entire ladder would lift off the ground and as long as you remained on the ladder you could change height at will. the students who had this power were forced to keep it a secret or else break the masquerade and be expelled. other than that it was kind of like bully except there was a minigame to retrieve basketballs stuck on the top of the hoop using your ladder power
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 22:35 |
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mbt posted:had a dream everyone was raving about this new game that was like vampire the masquerade bloodlines crossed with harry potter, except the only power anyone had was the ability to levitate vertically while climbing a ladder. the entire ladder would lift off the ground and as long as you remained on the ladder you could change height at will. the students who had this power were forced to keep it a secret or else break the masquerade and be expelled. other than that it was kind of like bully except there was a minigame to retrieve basketballs stuck on the top of the hoop using your ladder power lol
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