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Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005
He a bad president.

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Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


LeoMarr posted:

So Hollande is a paper communist and thats why his approval rating in France is 4%

There's nothing communist at all in this man

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Whoa ... whoa, how do you get such a low approval rating? Even raping and groping some kids won't get you that low. What did he do?
Being ridiculous, boring, and hypocritical. The only reason he got elected in the first place was because he was Not-Sarkozy. My personal grievances against him:
- Not killing the stupid Notre-Dame des Landes airport project (wasting a lot of money to build next to a nature preserve a useless airport with an obsolete design)
- Surrendering to greedy bosses in the "pigeon" thing (state lost a ton of revenue this way)
- Surrendering to polluters in the "red cap" thing (wasting a ton of money to buy and build special "ecotax" gantries and then wasting a ton more money to dismantle them and letting truckers keep on polluting)
- But absolutely not surrendering to the country's largest social protest movement of the 21st century against the "El Khomri" law that's something even worse for workers than anything the UMP ever tried.
Those are the big ones, there are plenty of others.

Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

The closest thing to freezing time. He won't do poo poo.

Oh yes he will. Retirement age pushed to 80, El Khomri II: Austere Harder, and of course, Public Sector Downsizing: poor cities don't need teachers, doctors, cops or firefighters.

It is going to be awful and in no way better than a Le Pen presidency, no matter what "lesser evil" people might argue. Reminder that Juppé is corrupt and stupid. Again, he wanted to sell Thales to Daewoo for one franc, that's the loving genius we're going to get.

The only way he's not going to sabotage the country even more is if the street keeps protesting his every move 24/7.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Cat Mattress posted:

The only way he's not going to sabotage the country even more is if the street keeps protesting his every move 24/7.

Well of course.

Geriatric Pirate
Apr 25, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cat Mattress posted:

Being ridiculous, boring, and hypocritical. The only reason he got elected in the first place was because he was Not-Sarkozy. My personal grievances against him:
- Not killing the stupid Notre-Dame des Landes airport project (wasting a lot of money to build next to a nature preserve a useless airport with an obsolete design)
- Surrendering to greedy bosses in the "pigeon" thing (state lost a ton of revenue this way)
- Surrendering to polluters in the "red cap" thing (wasting a ton of money to buy and build special "ecotax" gantries and then wasting a ton more money to dismantle them and letting truckers keep on polluting)
- But absolutely not surrendering to the country's largest social protest movement of the 21st century against the "El Khomri" law that's something even worse for workers than anything the UMP ever tried.
Those are the big ones, there are plenty of others.

Ahahahahahahahahaahaaaa

I wish I had archives. He was the thread hero here for a while, just like Tsipras, Chavez and others before him.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


I remember lots of hopes and dreams placed on Hollande's shoulders, and the feeling I'm getting is that he's definitely crashing because he fell way short the expectations set by his presidential campaign. My memory of the French presidential election period is generally "I hope Melenchon does well, but what I hear from Hollande's side sounds ok, so it should be good either way". And that's coming from a point where my political opinions were much more inflexible wrt full communism now.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Grouchio posted:

What would an Alain Juppe administration look like?

like hollande

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

like hollande
Same hairdressing if not same Hairdresser.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Geriatric Pirate posted:

Ahahahahahahahahaahaaaa

I wish I had archives. He was the thread hero here for a while, just like Tsipras, Chavez and others before him.

yeah he loving was haha . Goons were all over the new age of European Socialism with the Trinity of Hollande, Tsipras and Miliband (lol) to stand up to be Merkel Austerity (or maybe it was cautious optimism whatever)

i voted for him (four times!) but i was under no illusion, i remember being really bemused by the celebrations in paris after his election, I mean I had voted for him more times than i'd like to admit but there were no cause to celebrate

now if i could go back in time i'd probably go celebrate because i think it might have been the last time in french politics where anything was cause for celebration

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Toplowtech posted:

Same hairdressing if not same Hairdresser.

françois costanza

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


I would honestly not put Hollande on the same category as Tsipras, because one way or another Tsipras and SYRIZA carry a much different political legacy, and I still believe they are making an honest, though ultimately ineffectual, attempt to represent working class interests. Hollande is closer to Papandreou, in that he's the centre-left politician whose ascension to leadership dispelled the notion that "centre-left" means something meaningfully different from "centre-right".

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The traditional left is dead nearly everywhere in Europe, except perhaps in Wallonia, as we can see now. It's nothing new. It died along with the Fordist industrial model, and it's not coming back. I'm surprised people ever had such expectations for Hollande.

Juppé will be more of the same. After everything that's happened in France over the past few years, I'm actually surprised they're not lurching further to the right. In almost every other country there would be a massive populist backlash.

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Oct 26, 2016

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

So leftist democratic-social oppositions and parties are not expected to reach the political forefront in Europe again until late next decade?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Goodbye far left. Lets try far right again. We havent learned our lessons yet.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

LeoMarr posted:

Goodbye far left. Lets try far right again. We havent learned our lessons yet.

The blood of tyranny must be watered with a thing or something like that.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Phlegmish posted:

The traditional left is dead nearly everywhere in Europe, except perhaps in Wallonia, as we can see now. It's nothing new. It died along with the Fordist industrial model, and it's not coming back. I'm surprised people ever had such expectations for Hollande.

Juppé will be more of the same. After everything that's happened in France over the past few years, I'm actually surprised they're not lurching further to the right. In almost every other country there would be a massive populist backlash.

Don't worry, we do have our massive populist backlash. Everyone on the right who is not Juppé is turning more and more fascist by the day. Juppé is still a boring liberal technocrat.

Kurtofan posted:

now if i could go back in time i'd probably go celebrate because i think it might have been the last time in french politics where anything was cause for celebration

The day Sarkozy gets sentenced to four years in prison

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Grouchio posted:

So leftist democratic-social oppositions and parties are not expected to reach the political forefront in Europe again until late next decade?

next decade? hahaha

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Flowers For Algeria posted:

The day Sarkozy gets sentenced to four years in prison
I will wait for the day most of his lieutenants and a few of his backers follow him there.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Grouchio posted:

So leftist democratic-social oppositions and parties are not expected to reach the political forefront in Europe again until late next decade?

Try 30 years, when everyone has voted in far right and/or outright gently caress the poor governments and everything is sucking even more.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hollande is a strong contender for the title of the worst president in French history. Congratulations and I hope you die, you treasonous cretin.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Friendly Humour posted:

Hollande is a strong contender for the title of the worst president in French history. Congratulations and I hope you die, you treasonous cretin.

How fast do we forget Sarkozy.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


Flowers For Algeria posted:

Don't worry, we do have our massive populist backlash. Everyone on the right who is not Juppé is turning more and more fascist by the day. Juppé is still a boring liberal technocrat.

In my experience liberal technocrats tend to adopt far-right policies in order to placate that electorate when it exists in force, so if that's how you're going to describe Juppé I'm afraid his term will not simply be "more of the same". France's election has somehow managed to surpass the US election in terms of being hosed either way, it's insane.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
Portugal's experience with a social democrat coalition government is going great*!

*slightly less austerity

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

YF-23 posted:

France's election has somehow managed to surpass the US election in terms of being hosed either way, it's insane.

Eh, lets stay realistic with this. Among many other things, none of the French candidates plan to ignore the results of a democratic election and have threatened the county with violence. (At leat not yet.)

People were laughing about the German concept of militant democracy, but nobody is laughing anymore about plucky little Germany. :chord: Trump would be already banned from the election and maybe even in prison for trying to abolish the Democratic order over here.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Eh, lets stay realistic with this. Among many other things, none of the French candidates plan to ignore the results of a democratic election and have threatened the county with violence. (At leat not yet.)

People were laughing about the German concept of militant democracy, but nobody is laughing anymore about plucky little Germany. :chord: Trump would be already banned from the election and maybe even in prison for trying to abolish the Democratic order over here.

Clinton would've never made it to the candidacy either.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Flowers For Algeria posted:

How fast do we forget Sarkozy.

He's your next president.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

^^ Unlikely, his presence at the second turn would favor Le Pen far too much.

Friendly Humour posted:

Hollande is a strong contender for the title of the worst president in French history. Congratulations and I hope you die, you treasonous cretin.
Adolphe Thiers still managed to crush la commune (20+k dead leftists in a few week of army shooting, RIP right of vote to women in 1871, hope you enjoyed the few weeks, next time don't burn buildings it scare the bourgeois) and hosed over Gambeta's army (and we lost Alsace Lorraine over that poo poo) just because he wanted to be president at least once and as soon of possible( drat YOU NAPOLEON 3!). But at least they put a white church at the top of Montmartre's hill to celebrate the return of morale order and it's soooooooooo loving romantic to the average US tourist so who cares. Most unpopular, sure, worst you do no understand the depth of France political class, proud heirs of the French monarchy. At least he didn't die of a heart attack during a blow job after taking coke to get an erection, unlike some. Even if we kinda all now wish Hollande did too.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Oct 26, 2016

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Toplowtech posted:

^^ Unlikely, his presence at the second turn would favor Le Pen far too much.

Adolphe Thiers still managed to crush la commune (20+k dead leftists in a few week of army shooting, RIP right of vote to women in 1871, hope you enjoyed the few weeks, next time don't burn buildings it scare the bourgeois) and hosed over Gambeta's army (and we lost Alsace Lorraine over that poo poo) just because he wanted to be president at least once and as soon of possible( drat YOU NAPOLEON 3!). But at least they put a white church at the top of Montmartre's hill to celebrate the return of morale order and it's soooooooooo loving romantic to the average US tourist so who cares. Most unpopular, sure, worst you do no understand the depth of France political class, proud heirs of the French monarchy. At least he didn't die of a heart attack during a blow job after taking coke to get an erection, unlike some. Even if we kinda all now wish Hollande did too.

People were hella weird back then.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

People were hella weird back then.
Well even the pope was drinking cocaine in his wine.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

KoldPT posted:

Portugal's experience with a social democrat coalition government is going great*!

*slightly less austerity

As long as we're under the yoke of the euro it's the best we can hope for.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


French President Paul Deschanel was once found roaming alongside railroad tracks in the countryside, wearing only his pajamas. He had fallen out of the window of a train heading to Paris. Rumor says that he was growing insane, but later investigations found out that he was merely suffering from depression due to the powerlessness he felt as President, and the medication he took may have caused his sleepwalking episodes.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Flowers For Algeria posted:

French President Paul Deschanel was once found roaming alongside railroad tracks in the countryside, wearing only his pajamas. He had fallen out of the window of a train heading to Paris. Rumor says that he was growing insane, but later investigations found out that he was merely suffering from depression due to the powerlessness he felt as President, and the medication he took may have caused his sleepwalking episodes.
Yeah sure, sleepwalking. Soon afterwards, Deschanel walked out of a state meeting, straight into the Elysée's ducks pool.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Oct 26, 2016

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


I don't know what kind of super-human you are, but I know I'd fall asleep five minutes into a Conseil des Ministres or any state meeting.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Flowers For Algeria posted:

I don't know what kind of super-human you are, but I know I'd fall asleep five minutes into a Conseil des Ministres or any state meeting.
He should have dragged and drowned a few ministers while in "sleeping" state, it would have been "legitime defense" it's all i am saying.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Oct 26, 2016

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Cool a relatively new article making GBS threads on the euro.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/24/the-failure-of-the-euro

Same old same old really, but you know, gently caress the euro.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Is hating the euro something the left and right have in common? Outside Germany at least maybe?

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Senor Dog posted:

Is hating the euro something the left and right have in common? Outside Germany at least maybe?

If you want economic growth in the Eurozone that isn't abysmal you hate the euro. It doesn't have be ideological, the currency plain does not work.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


MiddleOne posted:

If you want economic growth in the Eurozone that isn't abysmal you hate the euro. It doesn't have be ideological, the currency plain does not work.

I was just wondering if there was some common ground, and thinking maybe it actually is possible to leave it.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx
The only way the Euro would have worked is with Germany, Netherlands, Austria, Luxembourg, Finland and nobody else.

The other countries either never had fiscal responsibility of any kind or are simply too poor.

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His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
No it wouldn't have worked either because Germany is the one loving it up for Finland. The problem isn't the poors. The problem is Germany.

Infact without the poors in the union, the eiro would probably be valued even higher and Finland would be even more anally raped than currently.

EDIT: Infact the poors would have been better to form a currency union with for Finland, they'd depress the value of the new currency compared to what it would otherwise be, making exporting stuff for us easier, and the inverse would be true for the poor countries. In this scenario, we would be the Germany analogue, loving up and destroying the other members economies.

His Divine Shadow fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Oct 26, 2016

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