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willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/..._source=twitter

JT still a massive draw, bigger than the entire of UFC, shame he got injured.

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://www.facebook.com/UFConFOXnl/videos/464284973743256/

Here's some footage of Souwer and Aldo sparring, actually really looking forward to seeing Souwer in MMA now

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Is ONE starting soon?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

Is ONE starting soon?

According to twitter, it already happened.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


LobsterMobster posted:

According to twitter, it already happened.

OH poo poo. Ok. Well from what I see now the Askren fight was eventually cancelled due to weigh-in shenanigans.

And there was a twister!



A lady twister :kimchi:

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

CommonShore posted:

OH poo poo. Ok. Well from what I see now the Askren fight was eventually cancelled due to weigh-in shenanigans.

Yeah, Santos weighed in at 172lbs. Askren's team then stipulated that he would fight him in a non-title bout provided neither of them weighed more than 190lbs at fight time. Sapo refused because he's a giant roided baby and was probably already back up to 200lbs+

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
My Main Man kotetsu boku severely boxed up a guy called "major overall" which i'm pretty sure is what happens when you run "optimus prime" through google translate

https://vine.co/v/iBKOapKPOMz

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

My Main Man kotetsu boku severely boxed up a guy called "major overall" which i'm pretty sure is what happens when you run "optimus prime" through google translate

https://vine.co/v/iBKOapKPOMz

lol

wicked body shots though

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
There's going to be some K-1 fights on the Rizin card, as in K-1 Japan, the only professional, well-run kickboxing organisation in the world. Their last card of the year is in a week, and strangely enough probably their biggest star is the white kid that turned up in the Koshien tournament.

No idea if it's going to be the card on the 29th or the NYE card.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Triticum Guzzler posted:

There's going to be some K-1 fights on the Rizin card, as in K-1 Japan, the only professional, well-run kickboxing organisation in the world. Their last card of the year is in a week, and strangely enough probably their biggest star is the white kid that turned up in the Koshien tournament.

Is that the kid that everyone was jokingly calling Steve Kimura and then it turned out he's actually for real called like Bob Kimura or something

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

fatherdog posted:

Is that the kid that everyone was jokingly calling Steve Kimura and then it turned out he's actually for real called like Bob Kimura or something



yeah, he's a white brazilian called philip who is somehow the biggest thing in grassroots kickboxing

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Triticum Guzzler posted:



yeah, he's a white brazilian called philip who is somehow the biggest thing in grassroots kickboxing

I thought Wandy taught that punk kid a lesson in sparring years ago.

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon



The future belongs to the good-looking

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/14/9734084/jake-shields-jon-fitch-to-fight-for-the-vacant-wsof-welterweight

It's the moment we've all been waiting for

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Bushmeister posted:



The future belongs to the good-looking

Someone left all the sliders stuck to the left on that fella.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfO1JyGbIVo

2 more bamma fights right now

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
So thus far the Rizin tournament is looking like:

Jungle Fight champ Bruno Cappelozza
Bellator not champ King Mo
KSW not champ Goran Reljic maybe
BAMMA champ Mark Godbeer
Bushido guy Sergej Maslobojev unless he loses tonight not sure if this has been announced yet
Possibly a middle eastern guy who will assuredly suck rear end
A Russian
??????

It's not a field that makes me think "hey let's spend a million dollars on this"

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

So thus far the Rizin tournament is looking like:

Jungle Fight champ Bruno Cappelozza
Bellator not champ King Mo
KSW not champ Goran Reljic maybe
BAMMA champ Mark Godbeer
Bushido guy Sergej Maslobojev unless he loses tonight not sure if this has been announced yet
Possibly a middle eastern guy who will assuredly suck rear end
A Russian
??????

It's not a field that makes me think "hey let's spend a million dollars on this"

hang on is rizin the tournament on nye? which weird japanese organisation has fedor for nye? i can't keep this poo poo straight.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Is this going to be on fight pass?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Marching Powder posted:

hang on is rizin the tournament on nye? which weird japanese organisation has fedor for nye? i can't keep this poo poo straight.

the tournament finals are on nye, the other 2 rounds will be on the 29th, the winner (whoever replaces king mo after he wins a fight or two and goes Urgh argh my uh, rear end bone hurt) gets 500k

they decided to run a tournament in a weight class that doesn't exist (220lbs) sandwiched between two weight classes where absolutely everybody is in the ufc, using third string fighters from second string orgs. it's mind boggling.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the tournament finals are on nye, the other 2 rounds will be on the 29th, the winner (whoever replaces king mo after he wins a fight or two and goes Urgh argh my uh, rear end bone hurt) gets 500k

they decided to run a tournament in a weight class that doesn't exist (220lbs) sandwiched between two weight classes where absolutely everybody is in the ufc, using third string fighters from second string orgs. it's mind boggling.

this is baffling on just so many levels. can't wait.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Remember the Z-league guy that got choked out and then poo poo himself?

He's back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh2Q6Qz_lN0

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

LobsterMobster posted:

Remember the Z-league guy that got choked out and then poo poo himself?

He's back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh2Q6Qz_lN0

Hang on, I have seen bad, but I have never seen that bad being recorded so well. How is that fight promoter getting away with that!?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

willie_dee posted:

Hang on, I have seen bad, but I have never seen that bad being recorded so well. How is that fight promoter getting away with that!?

bold letters proclaiming to have secured THAT FAT GUY WHO poo poo HIMSELF POST KNOCKOUT AS SEEN ON REDDIT would get me in the venue if it was less than $30 and an hour's drive away

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



That YouTube description is brutal. Also that dude's nickname makes me suspect he's a juggalo and that's a bummer.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
I feel like I don't want to see this video.

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
haha the guy that wins does the tito victory dance

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH92be3VVVM

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

http://www.rizinff.com/en/fighter/20151006_1428.html

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012

Book the rematch, Sakakibara.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Rizin went ahead and announced TK vs James Thompson https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fefight.jp%2Fnews-20151120_225413&edit-text=

but uhhhh, he has a torn hamstring

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Wait so who is Fedor fighting?

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

EmmyOk posted:

Wait so who is Fedor fighting?

He's flown to Japan presumably to make an announcement this weekend

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Triticum Guzzler posted:

He's flown to Japan presumably to make an announcement this weekend

Oh ok, cos I remember he said recently we'd know by like the 6th and some places said it was TK for sure.

Erz
Sep 9, 2004
https://twitter.com/GrabakaHitman/status/667755766074449920

cool

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Lol

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

jt's opponent on the other end of the bait and switch???

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
I hope Mike Ricci wins this evening.

Three times.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

-Atom- posted:

I hope Mike Ricci wins this evening.

Three times.

I like Handsome Mike, but I gotta go with my main man, "Radical" Islam Mamedov

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Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

LobsterMobster posted:

I like Handsome Mike, but I gotta go with my main man, "Radical" Islam Mamedov
He's waging a one-man jihad against arms.

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