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Tony Stark built this in a cave! With his cock and rear end!
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Oct 13, 2021 22:32
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 24, 2024 01:29
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- Dip Viscous
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"you move like they do"
"i am a horse"
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Oct 14, 2021 03:40
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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James Bored. The adrenaline junkie secret agent that's become so apathetic and anhedonic that skyjumping on to moving train and rescuing the hostages from a crack squad of international mercenaries produces only a "meh".
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Oct 14, 2021 11:31
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A person tries to say "the analects of confucious" but it comes out "the analingus of confusion".
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Oct 14, 2021 11:39
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The boss shakes the hand of the new hire, the first robot at the company and does the whole "Ah, he's crushing my hand joke" and gets stony stares because the all the workers in the room knows that's lame and super racist.
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Oct 14, 2021 11:41
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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" help me stepbrother, I'm stuck in a timeline"
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Oct 14, 2021 13:57
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- Ventral EggSac
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The boss shakes the hand of the new hire, the first robot at the company and does the whole "Ah, he's crushing my hand joke" and gets stony stares because the all the workers in the room knows that's lame and super racist.
Everytime they see them they hold their hands up and go "Everyone get out your metadata! haha just jokin buddy" or "Working hard drive or hardly workin?"
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Oct 14, 2021 14:57
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Everytime they see them they hold their hands up and go "Everyone get out your metadata! haha just jokin buddy" or "Working hard drive or hardly workin?"
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Oct 14, 2021 15:04
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- Ventral EggSac
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Hey us and the guys were gonna go take the copier out to a field and um, uh, sorry man, nevermind
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Oct 14, 2021 15:39
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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You guys see that new copier down in accounting? Whoo boy.
You mean my wife?
*Awkward looks*
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Oct 14, 2021 15:50
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- Dip Viscous
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The boss shakes the hand of the new hire, the first robot at the company and does the whole "Ah, he's crushing my hand joke" and gets stony stares because the all the workers in the room knows that's lame and super racist.
*king crimson kicks in*
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Oct 15, 2021 10:20
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- deep dish peat moss
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A game book that's like Mad Libs but it's called Sad Libs, and all of the prompts are things like "Something you're disappointed in yourself for" and "A dream you'll never realize"
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Oct 16, 2021 03:41
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- mind the walrus
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A game book that's like Mad Libs but it's called Sad Libs, and all of the prompts are things like "Something you're disappointed in yourself for" and "A dream you'll never realize"
You could no-poo poo market this to Millennials
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Oct 16, 2021 03:58
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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yeah if you are even half serious i would pursue that poo poo you'd make a killing
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Oct 16, 2021 07:58
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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Balldo's Italian Bistro experiences record breaking 2021; Owner Guiseppe Balldonado says he is "confused but very pleased" and notes his clients seem "more lustful" now
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Oct 16, 2021 08:24
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- Ventral EggSac
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Balldo's Italian Bistro experiences record breaking 2021; Owner Guiseppe Balldonado says he is "confused but very pleased" and notes his clients seem "more lustful" now
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Oct 16, 2021 13:30
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Balldo's Italian Bistro experiences record breaking 2021; Owner Guiseppe Balldonado says he is "confused but very pleased" and notes his clients seem "more lustful" now
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Oct 16, 2021 14:34
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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Desire for self actualisation is gods way of telling you you have too much food.
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Oct 16, 2021 16:35
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Insults directed against a crab. "You cretinous crusacean!!!!"
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Oct 17, 2021 06:51
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- deep dish peat moss
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Future historians reading about the modern era but everything is muddled by time. Like they think the Empire State Building was called the Entire State Building and that it was the size and shape of the entire state it was in.
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Oct 17, 2021 07:34
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Future historians reading about the modern era but everything is muddled by time. Like they think the Empire State Building was called the Entire State Building and that it was the size and shape of the entire state it was in.
This is sorta a plot point in "Stand on Zanzibar" by John Brunner
There is a 1900's party with mandatory dress from the century and people are just oblivious and wearing royal robes from 1907 and Bright yellow zoot suits Thinking it was traditional garb
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Oct 17, 2021 11:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I just googled Yellow Zoot Suit and I got Jim Carrey in The Mask. So that's what that was!
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Oct 17, 2021 11:36
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- Karate Bastard
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Insults directed against a crab. "You cretinous crusacean!!!!"
Lol and if the crab is senile you gan go like "You Cretaceous crustacean!!!!"
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Oct 17, 2021 14:30
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Not a joke but where can I become a cultist for some vengeful tree god that wants to tear up all the tarmac and concrete and shatter human civilisation and create a second age of nature?
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Oct 18, 2021 11:34
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Dear Vengeful Tree God,
It's me Prurient Squid. I really like the way you destroy all the humans and humble their vainglorious misrule of our mother earth. I am human (ughh I know, cringe) one of "the good ones" so to speak. By the way, your branches look amazing.
Yours faithfully,
Prurient Squid
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Oct 18, 2021 11:45
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- Ventral EggSac
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Shorty got them apple bottom jeans
Butts with the nuts
With the nuts
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Oct 18, 2021 12:25
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- Ventral EggSac
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Dear Vengeful Tree God,
It's me Prurient Squid. I really like the way you destroy all the humans and humble their vainglorious misrule of our mother earth. I am human (ughh I know, cringe) one of "the good ones" so to speak. By the way, your branches look amazing.
Yours faithfully,
Prurient Squid
Hi as you can see my resume includes kicking buildings, planting things in cracks, and taking a poo once in a busy parking lot
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Oct 18, 2021 12:27
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- google THIS
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Dramatically cutting your inbox clutter on most workplace email systems by legally changing your name to Ned O'Reply
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Oct 20, 2021 17:15
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 24, 2024 01:29
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- Karate Bastard
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I just set up a mail forward to my idiot coworker and go hang out by the cooler
Stakeholders be like that's a boss man right there, always delegating
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