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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Rhonne posted:

Aww, Johnny looks really upset about Max getting hurt. He does care. :3:

Not as upset as anime kid, but still.

Someone else hurt Max, and as the school's premiere bully that's HIS job.

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
It genuinely would not surprise me if Johnny got the other bullies in school to sign a non-compete clause.

What Mayview really needs is the ghost of Teddy Roosevelt to show up and do some trust busting.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Johnny only bullies you because he wants you to be stronger, like an overbearing anime dad for hire.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Renaissance Robot posted:

Johnny only bullies you because he wants you to be stronger, like an overbearing anime dad for hire.
So, a literal ten year old is better at both Spender's job than him, and Isabel's grandfather.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Poison Mushroom posted:

So, a literal ten year old is better at both Spender's job than him, and Isabel's grandfather.

Well, yeah, because Johnny understands the Power of Friendshiptm.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
The shape of coach's head and face is very unfortunate.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
It's been a while, but thinking about Isabel just kind of makes me recognize the quality of Paranatural's writing.

The Spender Slam, Isabel Edition was a great callback to her grandfather's line about "improve before you rename", and showed that even if she snarks, she does take his words to heart. It shows how much she really is longing for him to respect her as a fighter.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-5-page-83/

Well...

I said a few posts ago that the Healing squid would be used, but heh didn't think it was just basically Zack screwing with us that it wasn't HiJack going after Max. Jeff smiling is probably just him being nervous as hell and that isn't HiJack at all.

Fecha
Nov 4, 2006

Did I... did I miss anything important?
Well, dang, we were all 100% wrong.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Nah I'm pretty sure hijack jumped back into Jeff there. The smirk at the end seals it.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
That's Lefty, or however that arm PJ hangs out with is called, ain't it?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Sure is! Confirms that PJ was the one who yelled a warning to Max earlier in the game, like most people suspected.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lefty? Where? That's a right hand in the first two panels, if that's what you're talking about.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Roland Jones posted:

Lefty? Where? That's a right hand in the first two panels, if that's what you're talking about.

That's so barely visible and only in the second panel, that this is most likely an oversight if anything. First panel, yup, that's a left palm.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Has Zack commented on the fact that Coach Oop is literally a dick head? Like, at least coyly or something? Because if it was accidental then lol

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kikas posted:

That's so barely visible and only in the second panel, that this is most likely an oversight if anything. First panel, yup, that's a left palm.

I am pretty sure it's a right hand there too; the thumb is behind the octo-thing's head, helping grip it.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

I am pretty sure it's a penis there too; the balls are behind the shirt's collar, helping grip it.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
It likpates.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
Oop just plucking Max out of Dmitri's supportive shoulder. :3

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




That is the cutest doctopi I've seen in the comic so far.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

Roland Jones posted:

I am pretty sure it's a right hand there too; the thumb is behind the octo-thing's head, helping grip it.

Yeah, both panels look like a right hand to me as well.


E:

RareAcumen posted:

That is the cutest doctopi I've seen in the comic so far.

It really is. Little guy is just so happy to eat some pain.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
Also at the bottom of the previous page you can see a left hand (index finger and thumb) in the corner opposite the doctopus.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Fecha posted:

Well, dang, we were all 100% wrong.

this is the case before every single update, though

everyone keeps trying to guess what will happen and everyone is always wrong

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Did anyone ever take this? If not, what would be a good quote?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

probably the hotdog froth line or the line from when she's holding jeff

Kyte
Nov 19, 2013

Never quacked for this
That one's when she saves art boy (Ned? E: oh, Ed. Right) whose name escapes me right now and then gets hit with the golden switch. So hotdog froth.

E:

quote:

Lisa: No problemo! We Burnhounds ought to stick together!
Ed: Ayup, that's, uh... that's how teams work.
Lisa: MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD, HOTDOG FROTH, FOR THIS IS THE DAY HE DIES.
Today I discovered there's a wikia and it has the transcripts.

Kyte fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Dec 5, 2015

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
I was hoping for something more succinct.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

you could also do like:

('cause DODGING was never the IMPORTANT PART of the sport anyways.)

this is exactly what real middle school dodgeball is like

...what a waste of good violence.

this is why we don't have world peace

There are some scary people here you really don't want to offend.

...Dear god. They're going to ban Hitball...

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

I was hoping for something more succinct.

MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR THREADS GOON FROTH, FOR THIS IS THE DAY I poo poo IN ALL OF THEM.

And then you do. Every single time.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

wow !! rude !! i appreciate you lamps

Cryophage
Jan 14, 2012

what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Did anyone ever take this? If not, what would be a good quote?

Nope! It's free for the taking.


BravestOfTheLamps posted:

I was hoping for something more succinct.

'MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD, FOR THIS IS THE DAY HE DIES', perhaps?

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

this is the case before every single update, though

everyone keeps trying to guess what will happen and everyone is always wrong
This is kind of the best thing, though. I love that Zack just bucks all expectations.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it speaks highly of the creative abilities of zack, i agree

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
That squid pain-eater thing is the most merchandisable character in the whole strip to date.

Cryophage
Jan 14, 2012

what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

Wanderer posted:

That squid pain-eater thing is the most merchandisable character in the whole strip to date.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

I too thought Lime Eightfold was just cashing in on Eightfold.

e: Oh yeah, and thanks for the Avatar!

BravestOfTheLamps fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Dec 7, 2015

Idran
Jan 13, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Wanderer posted:

That squid pain-eater thing

That's "doctopus". :colbert:

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Between Demon Street and Kill Six Billion Demons, it looks like Eightfold's been having her own adventures

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Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR

Update!!

Or not :v:

Perspective correction of the sketch:


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