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furiously patting ourselves on the back for El Nino closing up shop and ignoring Hansen's projections for accelerated warming
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May 17, 2024 21:26
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Hubbert posted:furiously patting ourselves on the back for El Nino closing up shop and ignoring Hansen's projections for accelerated warming laughing off el niño only to be flattened by el hombre
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May 17, 2024 21:32
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I heard climate change was solved and I can go back to enjoying burning silos of oil for fun
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May 17, 2024 21:35
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ay-papi-lypse
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May 17, 2024 21:35
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Hubbert posted:furiously patting ourselves on the back for El Nino closing up shop and ignoring Hansen's projections for accelerated warming We did it. We really did it
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May 17, 2024 22:00
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Heh more like el nothing
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May 17, 2024 22:14
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Perry Mason Jar posted:[Still setting daily records on a per year basis] No! We're saved! It's over... it's really over :') trending towards break-even
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May 17, 2024 23:14
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as long as there is a derivative order that is zero or negative at some point things are solved. when it's just continual increasingly far from the mean new records every year people will be happy when the rate of increase of records starts to decrease.
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May 17, 2024 23:18
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Stereotype posted:as long as there is a derivative order that is zero or negative at some point things are solved. when it's just continual increasingly far from the mean new records every year people will be happy when the rate of increase of records starts to decrease. that's how Bjorn Lomborg operates every year the quantity of trees on fire goes down!
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May 17, 2024 23:32
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things aren't that badPerry Mason Jar posted:[Still setting daily records on a per year basis] No! We're saved! It's over... it's really over :') yet 
Hubbert has issued a correction as of 01:44 on May 18, 2024 |
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May 17, 2024 23:40
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Hubbert posted:things aren't that bad The last recorded temperature on that graph is above the piss-cone projection lol, lmao
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May 17, 2024 23:48
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BoothBaberGinsburg posted:laughing off el niño only to be flattened by el hombre there are plenty of people who wouldn't mind being flattened by el hombre
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May 18, 2024 04:24
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Oglethorpe posted:there are plenty of people who wouldn't mind being flattened by el hombre buddy,
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May 18, 2024 04:38
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what even causes wind? is this more bullshit that would be solved by nuking the moon?
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May 18, 2024 06:26
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Nuking the moon is always a good solution. Would probably help reflect a lot of solar radiation if that lazy good for nothing so called celestial body would be a cloud of debris between us and the sun.
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May 18, 2024 06:50
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BoothBaberGinsburg posted:laughing off el niño only to be flattened by el hombre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DDZ3Kt7fiU El Hombre!
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May 18, 2024 06:54
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Real hurthling! posted:gladis is the plural of gladio in latin gladwario
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May 18, 2024 07:18
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El wino is my apocalypse username
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May 18, 2024 17:25
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woah, childhood memory unlocked
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May 18, 2024 17:38
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https://twitter.com/BMcNoldy/status/1791861315918540819
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May 18, 2024 18:49
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hot wet bulb
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May 18, 2024 19:22
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Sure is windy...
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May 18, 2024 22:08
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TIL NWS has a new experimental index called the Red Flag Threat Index  RFTI combines the quartile of different relative humidity values at 2m and 6m averaged over the last ten years  it’s gonna be between 4 and 6 early next week bonus is that power lines were found to be the root cause in Texas’ largest wildfire in history* https://www.texastribune.org/2024/05/01/texas-panhandle-wildfires-report/ *smallest wildfire this year
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May 19, 2024 01:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0-pHnykC9s
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May 19, 2024 01:48
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 gotta say, disguising the establishment of a coconut plantation with "let's plant trees to help the environment" and having people crowdfund it for you under false pretense is next level
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May 19, 2024 04:06
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I know we're aware of this but https://twitter.com/dwallacewells/status/1791906722849710561
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May 19, 2024 10:41
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Where are the people without microplastics at?
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May 19, 2024 11:12
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err posted:Where are the people without microplastics at?
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May 19, 2024 11:24
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1935
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May 19, 2024 12:30
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Wait. Plastics? But micro? Why wasn’t I told about this?!
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May 19, 2024 12:44
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4d3d3d posted:I know we're aware of this but ok sure but what was their average cholesterol and blood pressure?
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May 19, 2024 13:50
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Scarabrae posted:ok sure but what was their average cholesterol and blood pressure? Perfectly Fine And Standard
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May 19, 2024 13:59
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 El nino is when winter is record mild now its over so it will be record hot
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May 19, 2024 14:49
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isn’t cholesterol just a bunch of carbon and hydrogen that’s passed from animal to animal by consumption? sounds very microplasty
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May 19, 2024 15:39
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Salt Fish posted:
record mild to record wild
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May 19, 2024 15:40
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is there a pill I can take for my microplastaque or nanobots
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May 19, 2024 16:33
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died WITH microplastics
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May 19, 2024 16:37
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Just brush your teeth minimum twice a day for at least two minutes each time and schedule regular visits to the dentist to take care of plaque
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May 19, 2024 16:56
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 https://www.aljazeera.com/features/longform/2024/5/19/nothing-left-how-climate-change-pushes-indigenous-people-from-their-land quote:‘Nothing left’: How climate change uprooted an Indigenous village
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May 19, 2024 17:00
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Things are looking good from the standpoint of doom
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