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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Bob Lutz is a twat. So here's some rally Escort action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJEVI4cBQ2s

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blambert
Jul 2, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.
Funny Car + 300mph + Oh gently caress. I love the desperate grasping for the invisible steering wheel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBYNbovODbE

blambert fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Jun 20, 2011

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

blambert posted:

Funny Car + 300mph + Oh gently caress. I love the desperate grasping for the invisible steering wheel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBYNbovODbE

Err reading through the comments it seems the driver accidentally pulled the steering wheel release so its no fault of the car. Can anyone confirm?

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5

Shaocaholica posted:

Err reading through the comments it seems the driver accidentally pulled the steering wheel release so its no fault of the car. Can anyone confirm?

Notice how he looks at it. If it was just released, wouldn't he put it back in after it all? It actually looks like it broke.

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.

Shaocaholica posted:

Err reading through the comments it seems the driver accidentally pulled the steering wheel release so its no fault of the car. Can anyone confirm?

You can sort of see the steering wheel working itself loose before coming out altogether. Also, you can see the cross bolt still stuck in the steering wheel just past the end of where the steering wheel broke off, so it's likely a failure in the steering column, if that's the right term, rather than an intentional release.

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005
loving SALR...

Lowclock fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jun 21, 2011

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAxU23SIElw

VCR 2.0
Oct 5, 2007
Descriptions are nice. It's a dude in Australia's V8 supercar series (I think) doing some sweet drifts on a victory lap.


Here's a slow motion launch of The Best Truck spinning all 4 tires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGYFZivysuU

Iron Squid
Nov 23, 2005

by Ozmaugh

blambert posted:

Is there a video of this anywhere? Never seen it before and drat.



I always hope to see this happen to the guy going 120mph down 101 while wearing a pair of flip-flops, short shorts and a wifebeater (oh, and the absolute tiniest helmet allowed by law.)

Aargh
Sep 8, 2004

Iron Squid posted:

I always hope to see this happen to the guy going 120mph down 101 while wearing a pair of flip-flops, short shorts and a wifebeater (oh, and the absolute tiniest helmet allowed by law.)

I don't think seeing someone cheesegratered by the road at 120mph is something in my wish list of things to see - must be too squeamish.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


2308 meters worth of drifting before the tires blew, a new world record:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc0JTWAjmes

Where? At Mercedes-Benz' 125th anniversary event, of course. Leave it to the humorless Germans to make the best hoon-mobiles.

EDIT: The world's most enthusiastic man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42o668Cnx54

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Jun 22, 2011

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

KozmoNaut posted:

EDIT: The world's most enthusiastic man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42o668Cnx54

I knew I was familiar with that name... that's the guy behind the balloon boy hoax, from a couple of years ago.

MoonCricket
Oct 26, 2002
Fresh from jalopnik I believe it hasn't been posted here yet.

The Strangest Wreck Ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaOVNqA7lBA

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
had to watch that at the office with no volume, loving hilarious.
In other news, I think the Top Gear Interns are onto us. (Which one of you work there?)

http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/dragster-fail-2011-06-21

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.

Preoptopus posted:

had to watch that at the office with no volume, loving hilarious.
In other news, I think the Top Gear Interns are onto us. (Which one of you work there?)

http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/dragster-fail-2011-06-21

The video was on fark, jalopnik, and reddit before it was posted here, but obviously SA is the internet so they must be goons.

cstang
Oct 27, 2005

Da Bears
My buddy uploaded a video of his Rat Rod a while ago. He doesn't show it running or anything, but maybe one or two of you will find it interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRx_Ge9RN9g&

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Preoptopus posted:

had to watch that at the office with no volume, loving hilarious.
In other news, I think the Top Gear Interns are onto us. (Which one of you work there?)

http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/dragster-fail-2011-06-21

Couldn't have been a goon, that link is from Ebaums.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Fucknag posted:

Couldn't have been a goon, that link is from Ebaums.

Someone needs to make that into a looping gif.

fishmech_1.1_RC
Jul 22, 2003

Beep beep coming throuuuuuugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx35BcQFpkA

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Contraband posted:

Beep beep coming throuuuuuugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx35BcQFpkA

GDM YO?

destructo
Apr 29, 2006

Contraband posted:

Beep beep coming throuuuuuugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx35BcQFpkA
This is amazing.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Da Chomptroller posted:

My buddy uploaded a video of his Rat Rod a while ago. He doesn't show it running or anything, but maybe one or two of you will find it interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRx_Ge9RN9g&

I like it. Plenty of DIY shenanigans on that truck :)


destructo posted:

This is amazing.

Someone should combine it with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbNxugO-uf0

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Jun 23, 2011

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Da Chomptroller posted:

My buddy uploaded a video of his Rat Rod a while ago. He doesn't show it running or anything, but maybe one or two of you will find it interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRx_Ge9RN9g&

It's a pretty cool truck, but throwing a shiny, modern engine in that truck and calling it a rat rod is kind of a stretch. Tell him to finish his project truck.

Rat rods are dead anyway. No genre in American car culture has become as played out as fast as rat rods....even vans had a longer run.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Jun 23, 2011

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

KozmoNaut posted:


Where? At Mercedes-Benz' 125th anniversary event, of course. Leave it to the humorless Germans to make the best hoon-mobiles.

EDIT: The world's most enthusiastic man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42o668Cnx54

That is a ridiculously cool product, but I really don't understand the humping.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


VikingSkull posted:

No genre in American car culture has become as played out as fast as rat rods....even vans had a longer run.

It's really sad, because an actual rat rod in the original sense of the term, with the slapped-on random paint, "whatever fits goes" approach to repairs etc. is pretty cool.

"Rat"-styled hot rods that are specifically styled to mimic the aesthetic are dumb.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
If that truck had a rusty nailhead in it and matching patina doors it would totally rule. As it is now, if it was alone in a parking lot it's worth a look, if it's in a street rod show like Goodguys you wouldn't even notice it because half the cars look like that.

The legit doorknobs are kinda hilarious though.

Rat rods, or the original definition of it, are supposed to look like a 50's hot rod dragged out of a barn in the modern day. They were never supposed to be a car built with whatever you had laying around. You need period correct speed parts, period correct custom touches to the body, all covered with patina. Not a modern engine in an old car with hardware store parts just because.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Jun 23, 2011

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I always thought rat rods were a "function over form" concept, as a counterpoint to the highly-polished "custom" hot rods that are hardly ever driven anywhere.

A throwback to the original post-war rods, stripped down and built to go fast, who cares how it looks kind of thing. No bones about being period-correct, well thought out or even pretty, just meant to get on the road and go fast.

NOTinuyasha
Oct 17, 2006

 
The Great Twist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4k0FWvGoSM

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate

I see your crash test video and raise you this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g

NOTinuyasha
Oct 17, 2006

 
The Great Twist

Hello Spaceman posted:

I see your crash test video and raise you this one.

How about a closeup of the Smart after the collision?

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Unfortunatly a case of physics wins over good design - the Smart is in reality quite good. Just not when king hit with something three times it's own weight

Another 5star small car meets much bigger car. Physics wins again over good design

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pVF1Wr7GLQ&NR=1

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


It also raises the question of why a 2.5ton+ behemoth like that is even necessary and why it can be driven with only a normal driver's license.

I believe Audi revised the design after the crash test, since it was discovered that parts of the Q7 acted almost like spears in a collision like that, which was especially dangerous in collisions with small cars.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
It's also not helping the Smart any that it has basically nothing but a passenger compartment. There are no crumple zones to speak of, except the A pillars it seems.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003


Check out the Mercedes emblem flying out at 1:33

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

Cat Terrist posted:

Unfortunatly a case of physics wins over good design - the Smart is in reality quite good. Just not when king hit with something three times it's own weight

Another 5star small car meets much bigger car. Physics wins again over good design

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pVF1Wr7GLQ&NR=1

I'm guessing airbags aren't supposed to burst like that and it's a bad thing when the neck "skin" on the dummy rips from the body.

Yeesh.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Dave Inc. posted:

I'm guessing airbags aren't supposed to burst like that and it's a bad thing when the neck "skin" on the dummy rips from the body.

Yeesh.

That's-a the soul and passion-a! :italy:

NOTinuyasha
Oct 17, 2006

 
The Great Twist

VikingSkull posted:

It's also not helping the Smart any that it has basically nothing but a passenger compartment. There are no crumple zones to speak of, except the A pillars it seems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcTf78b8WfY

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
God drat 40mph headon is violent. That's pretty much like hitting something at 80mph no?*

*not a physics person.

ApathyGifted
Aug 30, 2004
Tomorrow?

Ziploc posted:

God drat 40mph headon is violent. That's pretty much like hitting something at 80mph no?*

*not a physics person.

If the cars are equal mass, it's just like hitting a wall at 40 mph. If one car has more mass than the other, then for the heavier one it's like hitting at less than 40, and for the lighter one it's like hitting at more than 40.

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

what I'm learning is that drivers windows shattering at impact is a safety feature

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