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Apr 25, 2017 18:31
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If we had elected Hillary, we'd have a taco truck on every corner. 
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/ga...SocialMarketing This article probably could have just been the picture
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http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/hello-you-are-monkey-detective-can-you-figure-out--5881#1, New Clickventure: "Hello, You Are The Monkey Detective. Can You Figure Out Which Monkey Stole Your Wine? " It turns out monkeys and bugs can be... more than just friends. Ew. Starblind has a new favorite as of 17:09 on Apr 28, 2017 |
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Apr 28, 2017 08:29
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Sad Kevin's at it again: Man Who’s Only Halfway Through Life Can Already Guess How It’s Going To End
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Apr 29, 2017 02:22
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Nauseatingly Precious NYC Couples To Walk Around In Rain
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lmfao, they posted this today, which I thought was pretty ingenious. Has The Onion ever done something like this before? e.g., mostly true story but the joke is that it's a lot later than it should have been? Subway Drops Jared Fogle As Spokesperson http://www.theonion.com/article/sub...SocialMarketing
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They had one sort of in a similar vein last month with "House fulfills 2009 promise to block President's healthcare bill".
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Holy poo poo I think that's my favorite one he's done.
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a healthcare 2-for-1: Nation’s Back Alleys Working To Expand Available Services In Anticipation Of Trumpcare Bill Becoming Law quote:“We’re gonna have thousands of people coming through here soon, and right now we’re just not ready for them,” said Durham, NC man Curtis Hendershaw, who spoke from a narrow alleyway behind the Dragon Inn Chinese restaurant, adding that he had already begun making calls to all the unlicensed physicians and disgraced former medical professionals he knows. “We’re used to stitching a guy up here and there, but as soon as insurers can drop essential benefits and impose annual payment caps, we’ll be doing all sorts of major surgeries, pediatric services, mental health treatment, you name it.” 5 Healing Herbal Teas That Will Have To Do Some Heavy loving Lifting If The Affordable Care Act Is Repealed quote:3. Passion flower: Can a tea substitute for Xanax? It’s time to loving find out! The beautifully named passion flower brews into a delicious tea that doubles as an anxiety-easing sedative, and it’s gotta be a pretty goddamn strong one if it’s going to take your mind off the fact that refilling the pills that let you get any sleep at all just got hosed up to a hundred dollars a pop following whatever half-baked Band-Aid Congress slaps on the carcass of the ACA.
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Something we can all relate to: 6 Mild Self-Defense Moves You Can Use When You Aren’t Sure If You’re Being Attacked Or Just Hugged .quote:1. Hug them back with a stronger hug: This one completely covers both bases. If the person approaching you is giving you a friendly hug, they’ll think your powerful hug back is one of love. If they’re trying to kill you, your big bear hug will disable their arms and make them powerless to harm you. It’s the perfect solution to what could otherwise be an awkward encounter.
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lol at this last bullet point http://www.theonion.com/infographic/tips-not-condemning-millions-americans-sickness-an-55935
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Tips For Not Condemning Millions Of Americans To Sickness And Death
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The last time I saw them spew venom that hard was the Todd Akin legitimate rape thing. http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-misspokewhat-i-meant-to-say-is-i-am-dumb-as-dog,29256/ So much hate.
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Experts warn that Hurricane Ashley could strike as many as 8 bars during the day Hurricane Ashley Expected to Strike Several Bars
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Jesus, that is (entirely deservedly) so much more vicious than their usual stuff.  quote:Do your research: Find out if any of the people you are paid to represent are human beings who use healthcare.
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Lord Hydronium posted:Jesus, that is (entirely deservedly) so much more vicious than their usual stuff. I was a fan of quote:If respect for human life doesn’t interest you, try to remember that sick and indigent people are, at this point, still legally allowed to vote.
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drat they are running with this thing GOP Promises Americans Will be Able Keep Current Medical Conditions if Obamacare Repealed quote:Ryan added that under the new system, millions of Americans would also see a 100 percent reduction in their health insurance premiums, copays, and coverage.
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morallyobjected posted:5 Healing Herbal Teas That Will Have To Do Some Heavy loving Lifting If The Affordable Care Act Is Repealed Relaxing Tea Better loving Work
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Kelly is the best when fellating himself. Figuratively.
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May 10, 2017 14:56
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Clearing The Air: Donald Trump Has Announced That He Fired James Comey For Taking Too Long To Uncover His Ties With The Russian Government
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Trump Fires FBI Director Comey in which the onion forgets to tell a joke
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Kuvo posted:Trump Fires FBI Director Comey american voices is always real news
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May 11, 2017 01:05
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Network Engineer Would Be Systems Manager If He Could Do It All Over Again
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http://www.clickhole.com/clickventu...urce=twitter#1, Can you convince a young michael jordan to become a plumber? I accidentally got it the first try. Jesus. I backtracked and gave the dumbest answers but it just wouldn't say "you hosed up and are dead now game over". Wow. Is this one unlosable?
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Krinkle posted:http://www.clickhole.com/clickventu...urce=twitter#1, Nope, I just lost it. On the plus side I got to hang out with Charles Barkley and negotiated his salary down to $14/hr.
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I can't figure out how to not run away from barkley. All these choices send you running after michael.
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Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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Thats still the best goddamn Mothers Day headline even if they did dust it off a little
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The Kelly/Mac crossover we've all been waiting for! e: Oh wait, this isn't the Political Cartoon thread. For context, Mac is the Daily Mail's political cartoonist, who does a lot of "wives sure are nagging" cartoons.
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It's nice to see the poor, henpecked husband and the filthy, dirty hippie agreeing about things. 
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