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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

SgtScruffy posted:

Realtalk question, why is fischmech's catchphrase/description "The smartest kid in America"?

He won the title.

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

No loving way. If this is true it's too perfect. I'm bursting at the seems from glee.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

I bet I'm smarter than that kid

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Wait. Like. Is he that kid?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Vahakyla posted:

Wait. Like. Is he that kid?

Well, I mean all grown up now.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
Holy poo poo.

Rygar201
Jan 26, 2011
I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.


I could take a lot of Internet taunting for 150K.

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Live stream of the Scalia reception (pre-funeral? I dunno what to call it) at the Supreme Court:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaMezboB4Qg

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Rygar201 posted:

I could take a lot of Internet taunting for 150K.

Gofundme might help you accomplish that.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Litany Unheard posted:

Live stream of the Scalia reception (pre-funeral? I dunno what to call it) at the Supreme Court:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaMezboB4Qg

still lying even in death

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Litany Unheard posted:

Live stream of the Scalia reception (pre-funeral? I dunno what to call it) at the Supreme Court:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaMezboB4Qg

Do they all have to eat part of his body in order to inherit his sick opinion writing power?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Mr. Nice! posted:

Well, I mean all grown up now.

Assumes facts not in evidence.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Someone go do a thumbs up selfie with his coffin.

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Litany Unheard posted:

Live stream of the Scalia reception (pre-funeral? I dunno what to call it) at the Supreme Court:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaMezboB4Qg

The words you're looking for are either "visitation" or "viewing".

NinjaPablo
Nov 20, 2003

Ewww it's all sticky...
Grimey Drawer
Who are the 4 people standing by the coffin?

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

NinjaPablo posted:

Who are the 4 people standing by the coffin?
Pestilence, War, Famine and Death.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

NinjaPablo posted:

Who are the 4 people standing by the coffin?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_of_the_Apocalypse

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
probably the Mario bros and the Wario twins





because they're Italian



and there are four of them

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Litany Unheard posted:

Live stream of the Scalia reception (pre-funeral? I dunno what to call it) at the Supreme Court:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaMezboB4Qg


citybeatnik posted:

The words you're looking for are either "visitation" or "viewing".

I am so loving glad I'm Irish. If this was an Irish wake there would be already three drunks crying over the coffin, and several dirty stories about what the deceased did while he/she was alive.
Head bobbing to a coffin for 5 seconds is so loving boring.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I can't believe people are actually watching a line of people slowly walk by a coffin.

Is anyone actually watching this?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Oracle posted:

Pestilence, War, Famine and Death.



I enjoy that the two of you made these posts simultaneously.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Zanzibar Ham posted:

I can't believe people are actually watching a line of people slowly walk by a coffin.

Is anyone actually watching this?

Well the 10 minute freeview to the Playboy channel isnt for another several hours here...

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

happyhippy posted:

I am so loving glad I'm Irish. If this was an Irish wake there would be already three drunks crying over the coffin, and several dirty stories about what the deceased did while he/she was alive.
Head bobbing to a coffin for 5 seconds is so loving boring.

frankly I'd rather my loved ones regard my death with a quiet and regretful sense of disappointment, as they did with my life

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Vahakyla posted:

Holy poo poo.

This would sort of explain his ridiculous obsession with being right, no matter how meaningless and trivial the topic.

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

citybeatnik posted:

The words you're looking for are either "visitation" or "viewing".

Thanks, my brain completely blanked. Probably the joy of knowing Scalia is off the bench affecting my thinking.

I wanted to call it a wake, but wakes are interesting.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

I can't believe people are actually watching a line of people slowly walk by a coffin.

Is anyone actually watching this?

The stream says 17 people are!

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Litany Unheard posted:

The stream says 17 people are!

I choose to believe they've got it in the background with the sound on, in case something interesting (though probably terrible) happens.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Zanzibar Ham posted:

I choose to believe they've got it in the background with the sound on, in case something interesting (though probably terrible) happens.

Justice Scalia attempted to resurrect on the visitors' behalf

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

razorrozar posted:

Justice Scalia attempted to resurrect on the visitors' behalf

I can see Scalia as Dracula, but who'd be Richter?

e: Dracu-Judge, the Castlevania/Ace Attorney mash-up nobody wanted! Phoenix Belmont must argue for the innocent in the mock trials set up by Dracula's court! His ultimate defendant? HIMSELF

Zanzibar Ham fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Feb 19, 2016

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Zanzibar Ham posted:

I can see Scalia as Dracula, but who'd be Richter?

e: Dracu-Judge, the Castlevania/Ace Attorney mash-up nobody wanted! Phoenix Belmont must argue for the innocent in the mock trials set up by Dracula's court! His ultimate defendant? HIMSELF

Unironically want to play this.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Ogmius815 posted:

Unironically want to play this.
MANKIND ILL NEEDS A JUSTICE SUCH AS YOU! DIE MONSTER!

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

FilthyImp posted:

MANKIND ILL NEEDS A JUSTICE SUCH AS YOU! DIE MONSTER!

The prosecution rests... in peace.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

FilthyImp posted:

MANKIND ILL NEEDS A JUSTICE SUCH AS YOU! DIE MONSTER!

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

"OBJECTION! And how exactly did you know they were... 'miserable', Mr. Scalia?!"

*Scalia gives an aside glance and sweat_drops*

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Zanzibar Ham posted:

I can see Scalia as Dracula, but who'd be Richter?

e: Dracu-Judge, the Castlevania/Ace Attorney mash-up nobody wanted! Phoenix Belmont must argue for the innocent in the mock trials set up by Dracula's court! His ultimate defendant? HIMSELF

Richter would be Obama, Alucard would be Obama's replacement nominee (Sri or whomever he picks).

Maria would be RBG I guess.

1337JiveTurkey
Feb 17, 2005

I seriously want a nominee whose philosophy can be summed up as "What is a prosecutor but a miserable pile of Brady violations?"

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

1337JiveTurkey posted:

I seriously want a nominee whose philosophy can be summed up as "What is a prosecutor but a miserable pile of Brady violations?"

PERHAPS THE SAME CAN BE SAID OF ALL 2ND AMENDMENT CURTAILMENTS...

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

FilthyImp posted:

PERHAPS THE SAME CAN BE SAID OF ALL 2ND AMENDMENT CURTAILMENTS...

Now I know Scalia really isn't dead because we haven't been through the second, upside-down Supreme Court building.

Edit: Obama nominates somebody named Ailacs...

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

Radish posted:

Do they all have to eat part of his body in order to inherit his sick opinion writing power?

Thankfully not anyone in this generation. You have to fill the casket with honey applesauce and wait 100 years.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
The supreme court just declined to stay the lower court ruling in the NC redistricting case. Before Scalia died, there was a good chance they would have granted the stay.

Wicked Them Beats
Apr 1, 2007

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Northjayhawk posted:

The supreme court just declined to stay the lower court ruling in the NC redistricting case. Before Scalia died, there was a good chance they would have granted the stay.

Dying was the best thing he ever did for his country.

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Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
Obama's got binders full of Supreme Court candidates:

https://twitter.com/joshledermanAP/status/700825136753147905

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