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Please let Russia have Stonehenge.
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Yooper posted:
My second choice. Bad weather that blinds our laser-guided bombs and IR gear. Long ranges. SMARF will probably show up again with their funding F-2s and that Wedgetail. It could be a fun challenge, but they'll be a lot of frustrating moments. Where are the natives getting their money from? They don't want to drill for oil, go fishing, or mine anything. We're mercs with a lot of operating costs -- we need someone who can afford our prices. If we want to buy a boat in the future, we need money. The Japanese are nice and all...but we don't operate any Japanese equipment. The Americans have got the right aggressive attitude. They're probably got contacts with US arms dealers who can help get our Phantoms and F-16s the weapons they need. Let's take Ted Nugent's money and blow poo poo up. Iceberg time! Yooper posted:
The Yugos are the richest and have the most friends? Sounds like a merc's dream! Plinking tanks with Brimstones? Our own min-Entebbe? Challenging enemies to make our planners squirm? Perfect! Go Dracula! Go Yugo! That's my vote. Yooper posted:I have a motion to dispose of the SK60B's and AMX's. Yay? Nay? Still backing my idea of spinning off the SK60s to create an airshow team. Give us like 200-400k every month to simulate the money we make from giving people rides, performing at shows, being a mini-aggressor squadron, etc. And maybe give us some fringe benefit like new arms dealer contracts from that shady Russian we might meet at Farnborough. If we're going to be doing agent insertion work, etc. Having the AMXes to help clear out LZs might be useful. Between the two of them, they can carry 4,000lb of JDAMs, which is nothing to sniff at. And they're the only plane we have that can carry Durandals, so if we ever have to bust a runway, we'll want them. KEEP THE AMXES Bacarruda fucked around with this message at 03:40 on May 25, 2017 |
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No longer use the Sk60b's, but keep the AMX's. I'm kind of torn on Theatres. In the Bering Sea, we're either going to go with the Alaska Natives (and possibly incur more ire from the UN) or Musashita (and possibly get the UN to owe us one), this might also involve SMARF so we could work with them or against them (and they have a marker to play against/with us). And the Balkans are the usual Balkan poo poo-show, but its close and we might be able to score some deals with the region's suppliers, also the Bulgarians might be involved so keep that in mind. Bacarruda posted:Where are the natives getting their money from? They don't want to drill for oil, go fishing, or mine anything. We're mercs with a lot of operating costs -- we need someone who can afford our prices. If we want to buy a boat in the future, we need money. IRL, the Alaska Native Corporations were given a similar choice to the Native American Tribes of the Lower 48 but chose to incorporate instead of staying with reservations and eventually going into the gambling business. This means that they've pretty much either invested their money in actual corporations (CIRI in AK is a pretty big deal for Native employment, for example) or squander it, so there's the potential that they could actually afford us. CoffeeQaddaffi fucked around with this message at 03:36 on May 25, 2017 |
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Josip Broz Tito: a communist disobedient to Stalin, a founder of the Non-Aligned Movement, a gatherer of the Slavic peoples, a gamesman adroitly profiting from Moscow and Washington's rivalry. We owe it to his memory. We must go to Eastern Europe.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:31 |
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Ah, Bering Straits
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:31 |
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Bering Strait.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:31 |
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I'm obligated to vote for us to find Dracula's Dad. Aside from the scenario sounding amazing, unlimited money means high pay for us, and I loving love me some cyberpunk skullduggery. Only this time with planes.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:32 |
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Dispose of only the SK60s. Bering Strait
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:33 |
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Night10194 posted:Please let Russia have Stonehenge. Only if we can take it down with a heavily modernised B-52 stealth bomber Actually, brb, checking if CMANO has the EB-52 Old Dog Fake edit- it does not
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:34 |
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Quinntan posted:Reasons to sell the Sk60s Also, Bearing Straits Native Corp. Lets support another native nationalist insurgency! This time, the controlling foreign interest is only implied! Also, gently caress TED. There can be no peace while he draws breath.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:34 |
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Get rid of the SK 60s, sell the AMX if we can get something useful. Getting rid of the SK 60s makes a lot of sense. They provide little in the way of competency that we can't get from other craft, there aren't enough to really make any kind of an impact, and we would likely be spending more time sanitizing the air to make them function than getting anything useful out. The AMX is slightly more survivable and at least has a RWR and infrared ability, so I could see them being useful for dropping bombs or Mavericks on targets of interest, but if we can sell all of them as a package and get something better it would be preferred. The SK60s look to be worth about $300K, but the AMX were worth $16.5M in 1999 so who knows what price point we could get now. So if it's just selling for the sake of having money then I would say keep the AMX, but if we can get something else then sell them.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:35 |
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Bacarruda posted:If we're going to be doing agent insertion work, etc. Having the AMXes to help clear out LZs might be useful. Between the two of them, they can carry 4,000lb of JDAMs, which is nothing to sniff at. And they're the only plane we have that can carry Durandals, so if we ever have to bust a runway, we'll want them. KEEP THE AMXES We also have the Phantoms with their standoff DWS.39 dispensers for the specific anti-runway mission, and they are a far more survivable way to perform the mission than flying over a runway with a bunch of cluster bombs.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:41 |
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And if the stats reveal anything then there's nothing special about the Durandal that can't be done better by the JSOW or Storm Shadow.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:43 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Get rid of the SK 60s, sell the AMX if we can get something useful. Quinntan posted:Sell AMX and Sk60, set aside the F1s so we can get them upgraded to the F1.EM standard. If we could trade in the two AMXes and the Mirage F.1CR for four ex-Moroccan Mirage F.1EMs, that'd be amazing. Good for Yooper and planners since it harmonizes our aircraft fleet a lot more. And good for us, since it gives us a little bit more low-cost oddball strike capability. https://wiki.baloogancampaign.com/index.php/DataAircraft?ID=3153
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:43 |
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Bacarruda posted:If we could trade in the two AMXes and the Mirage F.1CR for four ex-Moroccan Mirage F.1EMs, that'd be amazing. Good for Yooper and planners since it harmonizes our aircraft fleet a lot more. And good for us, since it gives us a little bit more low-cost oddball strike capability. Works for me While Im thinking of it, can we get a ballpark on what each faction will pay us to show up?
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:44 |
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Bacarruda posted:If we could trade in the two AMXes and the Mirage F.1CR for four ex-Moroccan Mirage F.1EMs, that'd be amazing. Good for Yooper and planners since it harmonizes our aircraft fleet a lot more. And good for us, since it gives us a little bit more low-cost oddball strike capability. Keeping the F.1CRs for their recon configuration might not be a terrible thing if we're going to be hunting for boats.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:47 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Keeping the F.1CRs for their recon configuration might not be a terrible thing if we're going to be hunting for boats. They're not great for recon work either, to be honest. The Atlantique and the Erieye blows them out of the water when it comes to spotting stuff.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:50 |
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Go Native, Go North, Go Strait. Take the Sk60s off the roster and absolutely use them as an airshow/stadium flyby team. Rotate pilots who have been shot down through the demonstration team, so they can write stuff about going back to the world for a while. The AMXs will be our worst remaining plane, but if we ever need 4 deniable Mavericks we can sacrifice them, assuming sufficient SAR cover to get someone to fly the mission.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:50 |
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Keep all the planes! The SK60's are the only planes we have that have scored kills on ultramodern stealth aircraft, they deserve to die a glorious death! Option B Get the SK60B's upgraded to SK60C's. They can do recon then. Bering Straight We couldn't have bote for ourselves (I'm so disappointed in you goons), the least we can do is use our fancy new French thing to torpedo some. Chunky Monkey fucked around with this message at 03:55 on May 25, 2017 |
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Just to make it all official, voting for the Bering Sea and selling/spinning off the Sk-60's.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:53 |
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mllaneza posted:The AMXs will be our worst remaining plane, but if we ever need 4 deniable Mavericks we can sacrifice them, assuming sufficient SAR cover to get someone to fly the mission. We aren't doing suicide missions.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:53 |
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Quinntan posted:They're not great for recon work either, to be honest. The Atlantique and the Erieye blows them out of the water when it comes to spotting stuff. Fair enough. Honestly I'd love to know what options, if any, are available before voting on the AMXs and potentially the Mirages. The SK60s we can sell to whoever. Maybe the natives want them?
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:55 |
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Sell the F.1CRs, AMXs, and SK60s for a boat.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:55 |
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Bering Strait
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:56 |
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Bacarruda posted:If we could trade in the two AMXes and the Mirage F.1CR for four ex-Moroccan Mirage F.1EMs, that'd be amazing. Good for Yooper and planners since it harmonizes our aircraft fleet a lot more. And good for us, since it gives us a little bit more low-cost oddball strike capability. Again, good idea. It also gets us a NEW form of guided munition to squander, the SBU-38. Bet of all, the only other planes that use it are France's own Rafales, so we shouldn't have too much theoretical competition for the supplies. On an unrelated note, going through the unit lists, it seems that the only British (exclusively) build jet worth thinking about is the Jaguar. The Lighting is a short legs point interceptor, the Hunter too slow, and the Harrier is too Harrier. The Singapore Hunter is worth a look, if only due to being able to carry 4 Mavericks. EDIT: Nope, the Jag was also split with the French. Just asking, but did the British EVER do anything engineering related right without someone to hold their hands? omegasgundam fucked around with this message at 04:04 on May 25, 2017 |
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omegasgundam posted:Again, good idea. It also gets us a NEW form of guided munition to squander, the SBU-38. Bet of all, the only other planes that use it are France's own Rafales, so we shouldn't have too much theoretical competition for the supplies. Jaguar isn't a solely British aircraft, they developed it with the French. Also Harriers have six brimstone missiles
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Quinntan posted:Jaguar isn't a solely British aircraft, they developed it with the French. Just noticed the first part, but the fundamental problem with the Harrier is that it's a loving Harrier.
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:05 |
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Why freeze our rear end off in the Arctic when we can go play cloak and dagger in the Balkans?
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:06 |
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omegasgundam posted:Just noticed the first part, but the fundamental problem with the Harrier is that it's a loving Harrier. Are you telling me harriers can't actually use their VTOL jets to suddenly dodge AIM-9s Has anime lied to me.
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:07 |
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Wait poo poo, I was grouse, angling for a backseat, and I think I died! Hah. I need to catch up!paragon1 posted:I'm obligated to vote for us to find Dracula's Dad.
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:29 |
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Since ANGERPEACE is gone, I gotta go with Dracula
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:32 |
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Forget finesse and nuance. Our F-16s alone can bring 32,000 lbs of bomb to a fight. We're a hammer, not a dagger, so let's go to the Bering Strait
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:41 |
As much as I want to throw in with the Nuge, (his hunting game on the PC years ago was full of unintentional hilarity), I vote Balkans. Also +1 on repurposing both the and and SK60s
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:44 |
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Balkans Sell everything
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:50 |
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BE-RING ST-RAITS
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:51 |
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Canon method of Reaper ferry: truck. Don't ask me what happens if the Bering theater winds up winning. I guess we rent a cargo ship if the C-130 doesn't get diverted to help out.quote:It had been several hours into the final push on Luanda, before Von Hoff provided a surprise ending to the campaign, and MEAT was getting tired. MEAT had actually gotten pretty good at identifying targets on the ground - even if all that was left for him to spot were vehicles that would have felt at home in the Korean war. They didn't stand a chance here. Not with him and his Reaper's Gorgon Stare system helping out the flyboys and their devastatingly modern weapons. And so he watched as Mbeke's forces cleared chokepoint after chokepoint, each time stopping only to watch an armored platoon threatening them spontaneously detonate. And each time, as per command's orders, the Reaper would move up to keep its many eyes on the action below. Soon Luanda itself was in sight range, and MEAT watched as one of the allied Gripens splashed a Fishbed just shortly after takeoff. Fishbed. He'd started to actually remember these names. To Be Continued... Forgive me, Tapco!
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:54 |
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Been thinking about it, and I've gotta vote Balkans for where to go next. Probably working with the Bulgarians since they did us a solid, but that's for another vote.
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:58 |
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Bering Strait is the only time to go straight. Can you just imagine a final trench run targeting Ted Nugent's flag-painted bunker in a field of lettuce.
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:59 |
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The MEAT Misadventures are one of the best parts of this thread and I wish I could write as well as you do PowerCrystals
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# ? May 25, 2017 05:10 |
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power crystals posted:To Be Continued... MEAT is a wordsmith hermit crab that lives in his metal shell that smells of ozone and stale farts. For the rest of the "let's vote European, let's vote boring" crew, here's what we're missing out on: I hope you're Meanwhile, back to the business of Highly Paid Proletariat of Violence! So, our new purchase is extremely boring. The best we can do with it is set our Bering Strait ahead. As much as I would like to help an Eastern European corporation that's putting ballistic computers, heartbeat sensors and monomolecular can openers on Mosin-Nagants, there are several reasons to help the natives. We have to help the natives to win out against the Ted Nugents and sararimen of the world. Smash the corporate culture that would turn our seas into a lifeless, plastic refuse-coating ponds of toxic sludge. Help violent natives reclaim their land Not get killed by super sharp glass knives wielded by a giant lone Native commando with a 'Poor Impulse Control' tattoo Give the Baguette some use. Sure, we might never be able to completely remove the smell of stinky cheese out of the upholstery, and the onboard printers will still print out racist caricatures of Mohamed at random times of the day, but we can at least shoot Borg fishing trails with Exocets. Constantly remind people that we could have used the corvette to do raids on cold, unfeeling floating factories mercilessly turning the bounty of the sea into fishstiks, doing drive-by's with a boat and just farting cruise missiles (that I'm pretty sure make "uuuurah" sound as they fly) at stuff every which way.
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