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I have never wanted to see a toilet more in my life.
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My wife actually likes this bathroom. "It has a spot where I can sit down and do my hair!" I have never been more disappointed in her.
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Feb 28, 2019 21:19
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There's no bathroom door and the shower door is clear, so any  walking past are forced to see his  .
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Feb 28, 2019 21:28
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waah posted:My wife actually likes this bathroom. "It has a spot where I can sit down and do my hair!" I was going to bring up that little "powder room" as our boy calls it. I don't know poo poo about doing make up but wouldn't the red wall not make it hard to judge colours and such? The red bounce light on only one side can't be helpful.
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Feb 28, 2019 21:31
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Dick Bastardly posted:i thought it was for dropping the kids off at the pool? I think you'll find that this bathroom is missing the single most important element for that action
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Feb 28, 2019 21:31
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mormonpartyboat posted:*slaps the tank of the toilet* this baby isnt even street legal so long suckers! i rev up my toilet and create a huge cloud of farts. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the plastic gravel
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Feb 28, 2019 21:37
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My favorite thing are the parrallel showerheads. Who does not want to relive high school gym class with their SO.
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Feb 28, 2019 21:54
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The idea of stepping on plastic rocks gives me the same heebie-jeebie neck crawlies that touching Styrofoam does. Also, I'm with Jacqueline Dempsey that this looks like my goth childhood Sins house.
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Feb 28, 2019 22:00
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I'm very curious about the water pressure and water heater situation with the 5+ showerheads. I'm sure its something normal like you can only switch on 2 at a time, but I would love a shower that when you walk in you're assailed with water as if you're in a car wash.
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Feb 28, 2019 22:04
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WoodrowSkillson posted:My favorite thing are the parrallel showerheads. Who does not want to relive high school gym class with their SO. In fairness, I've showered with a before and unless the sole purpose of that shower is sexy time, it really sucks showering with someone else. You stand there all cold while they soap up,/shampoo or whatever, then you switch spots and they stand there and freeze etc. Then when one of you is done you get out and drip water on the floor instead of drying off in the tub/shower. That assumes of course that the plumbing was done such that both shower heads or both sets of shower heads get decent flow and pressure.
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Feb 28, 2019 22:05
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wesleywillis posted:In fairness, I've showered with a You speak the truth. And although fun, shower sexy times are inferior to most other sexy times.
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Feb 28, 2019 22:10
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beyond the bathroom lacking a door and the windows is there any ventilation in that bathroom at all? i'm not seeing it, and you've gone out of your way to make it easy to create and trap moisture what's the panel just above the lightswitch to the left of the shower? is it normal for american houses to not have any frosted glass on the bathroom windows? what's the reason for the glass shower door not having gaps against the glass panel? are you trying to seal it to make it look like a sauna? how many contractors did you go through during this process? how many of them mentioned the lack of maintenance hatches in the design phase for future repairs? what's the heating system situation for handling the 5 showerheads, 2 sinks and bath?
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Feb 28, 2019 22:18
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bEatmstrJ posted:Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.
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Feb 28, 2019 22:24
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wesleywillis posted:In fairness, I've showered with a Yes, this does indeed solve that problem, though god help any woman who wants to use that shower cause there is no way he does not insist on using it together
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Feb 28, 2019 22:25
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:is it normal for american houses to not have any frosted glass on the bathroom windows? Not usually, but for the last few years having huge transparent windows by your bathtub has been a status thing. Shows you're wealthy enough to not care if people see you when you're all prune-y?     
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Feb 28, 2019 22:32
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Cease to Hope posted:kickass, I just have two questions "NOW THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLIIIIIIIIIDE" *tub falls through floor*
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Feb 28, 2019 22:32
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:is it normal for american houses to not have any frosted glass on the bathroom windows? nope not at all lmao that there's no ventilation in the shower chamber at all. good luck not bashing your shins against the bench because you can't see a loving thing when the entire shower is filled with steam
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Feb 28, 2019 22:33
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Big windows in a bathroom is another way of proving how rich and lovely you are. "Look I have so much property that I don't need privacy!" e: this sentiment is usually found in , natch
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Feb 28, 2019 22:33
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Gotta get all that natural light for your IG selfies
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Feb 28, 2019 22:34
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Snow Cone Capone posted:I was in Argentina over the summer and all the showers had a shitload of heads, it was weird as hell and the water pressure was terrible: You can mitigate that if you think ahead and care to But for sure the waterfall style showerheads suck without the right pressure
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Feb 28, 2019 22:38
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:You can mitigate that if you think ahead and care to Yeah, like I said, it's pretty easy to figure out, but it's a really dumb setup regardless. And yeah, even with just the top head on the water pressure sucked in like 4 different places I stayed
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Feb 28, 2019 22:41
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Maybe he could add some water fountains on the floor in addition to those shower heads so it's like bdsm dungeon meets water park
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Feb 28, 2019 22:42
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Big windows in a bathroom is another way of proving how rich and lovely you are. "Look I have so much property that I don't need privacy!" 
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Feb 28, 2019 22:49
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It's like a shower balcony. Put some adirondack chairs out there, drink some margs while the shower sprays you.
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Feb 28, 2019 22:54
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all-glass construction so you can watch every moment of James Bond drowning in it
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Feb 28, 2019 22:54
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lmao at OP trying to comedy central roast other people's extremely normal, modest bathrooms, not realizing how loving rich he is to have a custom gamer bathroom the size of some people's apartments. It certainly looks as big as my bedroom and bigger than some bedrooms of my past. I felt a little sympathy over the dogpile at first because even though I find the bathroom amazingly terrible the OP clearly put tons of effort into it and likes it. But nah gently caress that classist jerk.
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Feb 28, 2019 22:56
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i am enjoying every corner of the forums coming together to dunk on this guy's terrible bathroom
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Feb 28, 2019 22:57
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Snow Cone Capone posted:Big windows in a bathroom is another way of proving how rich and lovely you are. "Look I have so much property that I don't need privacy!" Whereas here the neighbor’s house is about 10 feet away, behind that tree.
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Feb 28, 2019 23:01
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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:beyond the bathroom lacking a door and the windows is there any ventilation in that bathroom at all? i'm not seeing it, and you've gone out of your way to make it easy to create and trap moisture Windows of at least a certain size that can open count as ventilation. Fans are only required for entirely interior bathrooms.
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Feb 28, 2019 23:02
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can we rename diy "this guy's terrible bathroom" please
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Feb 28, 2019 23:03
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When I was a child I loved to play Roller Coaster Tycoon. You can do custom color schemes on rides but I didn't really understand colors at the time. Eventually I clicked around and found red and black and loved the edgy look. My entire park soon was red and black. Anyways BeatmasterJ your bathroom looks like what I would design if I was 8 and obsessed with glittered upside-down fleur-de-lis patterns. P.S. Those are the most inconvenient sinks in the world for actual sink usability. Honestly nothing in those pictures offends me more than those sinks.
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Feb 28, 2019 23:04
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alnilam posted:lmao at OP trying to comedy central roast other people's extremely normal, modest bathrooms, not realizing how loving rich he is to have a custom gamer bathroom the size of some people's apartments. It certainly looks as big as my bedroom and bigger than some bedrooms of my past. I felt a little sympathy over the dogpile at first because even though I find the bathroom amazingly terrible the OP clearly put tons of effort into it and likes it. But nah gently caress that classist jerk. Everyone trying to burn him for his river rock should post their grout first imo because I guarantee it isn't clean either Also guillotine the rich
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Feb 28, 2019 23:05
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kid sinister posted:Windows of at least a certain size that can open count as ventilation. Fans are only required for entirely interior bathrooms.  )but not exactly a dry country. over here windows only count if they have trickle vents, and beyond that it's down to the owner knowing what damp is and how to prevent it. so realistically a mechanical fan with enough suction to accommodate the size of the room - or if you're fancy positive air ventilationgiven the prior track record not hopeful on them being proactive
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Feb 28, 2019 23:07
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:Everyone trying to burn him for his river rock should post their grout first imo because I guarantee it isn't clean either I'm poor though, I couldn't afford the cleaning product to clean that bathroom of kane
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Feb 28, 2019 23:10
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I wanna leave assprints all over the shower doors
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Feb 28, 2019 23:17
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It's weird that there's no vent overhead. He could have added a blutooth speaker/nightlight/overhead light option to really make it shine.kid sinister posted:There's no bathroom door and the shower door is clear, so any
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Feb 28, 2019 23:21
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At least some of those super expensive rich people bathrooms with the panoramic windows have those fancy new electronically-tinting glass in them; others are advertising a view, but with the expectation that the new owner will put in some kind of curtain or shade or blinds. A few even have permanent, hidden blinds in between the double glazing. And a few are really just "we own so much land nobody can actually see this window unless they're trespassing."
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Feb 28, 2019 23:29
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TL,DR: confirmed biotruther and sock entrepreneur burns way more than an annual salary at minimum wage on ripping out a functional bathroom in order to bamboozle , fucks up so bad that it ruins the structural integrity and resale value of his house, arrives at a result so surreal that most people think it's CGI, and finally melts down by mocking other people's normal bathrooms for not being figurative and literal money sinks
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Feb 28, 2019 23:35
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Popo posted:I was going to bring up that little "powder room" as our boy calls it. I don't know poo poo about doing make up but wouldn't the red wall not make it hard to judge colours and such? The red bounce light on only one side can't be helpful. The loving chandelier would make it a pain in the rear end just cause you need to be able to see what you are doing at all angles >>
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Can you imagine having to clean that loving mold farm? Jesus the grout alone...
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