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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Bilirubin posted:

nono its huckabee or huckabeenot

says who fuckface

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

make ur own wordplay fine w/e idc
but i swear to god if u tell me what words i cant play w/ how i wanna play w/ i swear to fucken god

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Chokes McGee posted:

says jay garrick, before Barry creates hosed up alternate timeline 486

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


now thats what i call a sticky situation

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/dril/status/883829285269770240

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


loving ted cruz' daddy

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Vertical Lime posted:

loving ted cruz' daddy

ew

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qNfbx1m4i8

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
does he call you papi

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/883394280466767874

in case anyone's forgotten, the FBI is investigating Republican campaign offices and it's highly likely the entire GOP is corrupt to the bone and that revealing Trump's Russian connections will also unravel the rest of this

The Ultimate Mattering

I lust for this reality.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

tho i dont think ted cruzs species fucks actually i think its more of a egg laying thing followed by fertiliziation like frogs or w/e

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

tho i dont think ted cruzs species fucks actually i think its more of a egg laying thing followed by fertiliziation like frogs or w/e

why couldn't he be the other kind of mermaid

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/fire-destroys-california-homes-crews-battle-hot-weather-48525435

plain ol' fire this time rather than heroin

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

D1E posted:

Do they put people who torrent movies and tv shows there?

:ohdear:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
fun fact: every cruz is actually technically the same organism

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/dril/status/883831804603641856

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhPdDvT3wHk

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Al! posted:

fun fact: every cruz is actually technically the same organism

ted keeps trying to make "the Cruz missile" happen as the name for his penis but his wife isn't having any of it

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
goddamn trudeau is hot

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwe76N7J0EI

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

I don't have it handy bc I'm on my phone and the thread will move on long before I get to my laptop so just pretend I posted the GIF of Wally faceplanting into a brick wall at top speed followed by the flash logo

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Turdfuzz posted:

tho i dont think ted cruzs species fucks actually i think its more of a egg laying thing followed by fertiliziation like frogs or w/e

where does your right to wordplay end and his right to not be persecuted begin,!

why are you persecuting !

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/883830523583442946

:thunk:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol who the gently caress wants to be in the #CruzCrew

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

thanks ted, I'll make sure to turn off the tv that I never watch

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






lol id rather face the contents of a toilet bowl

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

juche avocado posted:

where does your right to wordplay end and his right to not be persecuted begin,!

why are you persecuting !

lol u responded to the wrong post ahahaha

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

hey everyone juche avocado responded to the wrong post!!!!! ahhhhhhahahhaa

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
it's amazing to me that Ted Cruz is so repulsive that even other dead-hearted, soulless conservatives involuntarily shudder when he's around

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
:canada:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

:siren:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/883838142360539140

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
https://twitter.com/dril/status/883838142360539140

E: are you loving kidding me vertical

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


piss tape is real

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
id like every politican to perform the network speech

i honestly think trump would loving own that hardcore

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

m e e t
t h e
p i s s

w i t h
c h u c k
s c h l o n g

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Baloogan posted:

id like every politican to perform the network speech

i honestly think trump would loving own that hardcore

Trump owns a lot of hardcore tbf

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
extremely jeb!bishly:] please vote...

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol who the gently caress wants to be in the #CruzCrew

the hostages?

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Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



K9 posted:

i'm a Platonic Boy, our induction ritual requires that you identify 5 different regular solids from their shadows cast on the wall of a cave, while someone stamps on yr balls piss tape is real

I'm a Pythagorean boy. gently caress beans, y'all!

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