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kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!




4 Man rotation

SP1 Kershaw
SP2 Strasburg
SP3 Cone
SP4 Scherzer

Let's throw Ryu into the bullpen, so if possible:

CL Jansen
SU Doolittle
SR Franco
SR Holland
MR Rhodes
MR Howell
LR Ryu
LR Greinke

v Both
SS Turner
RF Harper
DH Puig
1B Olerud
LF Kemp
C Wieters
2B Boone
3B Rendon
CF Ichiro

Bench
3B Edgar
IF Kent
OF Eaton
IF Hanley
C Hundley

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DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

FairGame posted:

DannoMack, I'm not quite sure how this happened. Everyone is fully-rested except Don Wilson who needs 2 more days to be on full rest.

He started games 2 and 3 of the last series like a true Ace!

Same 4 man rotation as before:

Dierker
Sale
Wilson
Richard

Mopup: CC Sabathia
MR: David Price

Thanks!

DannoMack fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Feb 14, 2023

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck
kamurocho dragons

csv:

cabrer001asd,2016
cano--001rob,2015
grande001cur,2016
lofton001ken,2003
seager001kyl,2015
staub-001dan,1967
stairs001mat,2003
barnes001ros,1875
cruz--002nel,2015
kendal001jas,2003
mcvey-001cal,1875
orourk003jam,1875
white-002dea,1875
wright007geo,1875
ramire001ara,2003
wright002dav,2016
degrom001jac,2016
famili001jeu,2016
harvey001mat,2016
hernan003fel,2015
morris002ed-,1888
paxton001jam,2015
reed--001add,2016
robert006rob,1958
spaldi001al-,1875
iwakum001his,2015
smith-009car,2015


V lhp
C: Jason Kendall (Platoon #1) (Deacon White)
1b: Cal Mcvey (Platoon #2) (Matt Stairs)
2b: Ross Barnes (Platoon #3) (Robinson Cano)
Ss: Asdrubal Cabrera
3b: Aramis Ramirez (Platoon #4) (Kyle Seager)
Lf: Curtis Granderson
Cf: Jim O Rourke
Rf: Rusty Staub
Dh: Nelson Cruz

Bench:
Deacon White
Matt Stairs
Robinson Cano
Kyle Seager
Kenny Lofton
George Wright

V rhp
C: Deacon White
1b: Cal Mcvey
2b: Robinson Cano
Ss: Asdrubal Cabrera
3b: Kyle Seager
Lf: Curtis Granderson
Cf: Jim O Rourke
Rf: Rusty Staub
Dh: Nelson Cruz

Bench:
Jason Kendall
Ross Barnes
Aramis Ramirez
Matt Stairs
Kenny Lofton
George Wright

Lineup
Catching Platoon
2b Platoon
Nelson Cruz
1b Platoon
3b Platoon
Staub
Cabrera
O Rourke
Granderson


Pitching

Sp1: Ed Morris
Sp2: Al Spalding
Sp3: Hisashi Iwakuma
Sp4: Jake Degrom
Sp5: Robin Roberts
Cl: Addison Reed
Su: Jeurys Familia
Su: Carson Smith
Mr: Felix Hernandez
Mr: Matt Harvey
Lr: James Paxton

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI



Sapporo Sakamotos
Location: Sapporo, Japan
Ballpark: The Crow's Nest (325-375-404-375-325) WITH GRASS
I don't really understand the park factor poo poo but I just want some neutral crap.


Roster

pre:
Position	Player	            Year	Team
C	        Roy Campanella	    1948	Brooklyn Dodgers
C	        John Clapp	    1881	Cleveland Blues
1B              Gil Hodges          1948	Brooklyn Dodgers
2B              Jackie Robinson     1948	Brooklyn Dodgers
2B              Bobby Avila         1955        Cleveland Indians
3B              Al Rosen            1955        Cleveland Indians
3B              Ken Caminiti        1998        San Diego Padres
SS              Jack Glasscock      1881	Cleveland Blues
SS              Arky Vaughan        1948	Brooklyn Dodgers
LF              Ralph Kiner         1955        Cleveland Indians
LF              Joe Kelley          1902        Baltimore Orioles
CF              Duke Snider         1948        Brookyln Dodgers
CF              Larry Doby          1955        Cleveland Indians
RF              Tony Gwynn          1998        San Diego Padres

SP1             Kevin Brown         1998        San Diego Padres
SP2             Nolan Ryan          1978        California Angels
SP3             Bob Lemon           1955        Cleveland Indians
SP4             Bob Feller          1955        Cleveland Indians
SP5             Early Wynn          1955        Cleveland Indians

CL              Trevor Hoffman      1998        San Diego Padres
SU              Mark Langston       1998        San Diego Padres
SRP             George Bradley      1881	Cleveland Blues
SRP             Mike Garcia         1955        Cleveland Indians
SRP             Hal Newhouser       1955        Cleveland Indians
MRP             Preacher Roe        1948        Brookyln Dodgers
LRP             Jim McCormick       1881	Cleveland Blues

Minors
C               Greg Myers          1998        San Diego Padres
1B              Vic Wertz           1955        Cleveland Indians
1B              Ferris Fain         1955        Cleveland Indians
2B              Fred Dunlap         1881	Cleveland Blues
SS              Pee Wee Reese       1948        Brookyln Dodgers
LF              Gene Woodling       1955        Cleveland Indians
LF              Greg Vaughn         1998        San Diego Padres
CF              Steve Finley        1998        San Diego Padres
RF              Carl Furillo        1948        Brookyln Dodgers
RF              Rocky Colavito      1955        Cleveland Indians

P               Ralph Branca        1948        Brookyln Dodgers
P               Sal Maglie          1955        Cleveland Indians
P               Paul Minner         1948        Brookyln Dodgers
P               Hugh Casey          1948        Brookyln Dodgers
P               Randy Myers         1998        San Diego Padres
P               The Only Nolan      1881	Cleveland Blues
Lineups
pre:
VS. RHP      		                  |  VS. LHP
##    Position	 Player	           R/L/S  |  ##    Position   Player	        R/L/S
01    RF         Tony Gwynn          L    |  01    RF         Tony Gwynn          L
02    2B         Jackie Robinson     R    |  02    2B         Jackie Robinson     R
03    DH         Duke Snider         L    |  03    1B         Gil Hodges          R
04    LF         Ralph Kiner         R    |  04    LF         Ralph Kiner         R
05    CF         Larry Doby          L    |  05    DH         Duke Snider         L
06    1B         Gil Hodges          R    |  06    3B         Al Rosen            R
07    3B         Al Rosen            R    |  07    CF         Larry Doby          L
08    C          Roy Campanella      R    |  08    C          Roy Campanella      R
09    SS         Arky Vaughan        L    |  09    SS         Jack Glasscock      R
Hot Tips & Tricks - Cheat Codes
code:
camparo01,1948
clappjo01,1881
hodgegi01,1948
robinja02,1948
avilabo01,1955
rosenal01,1955
caminke01,1998
glassja01,1881
vaughar01,1948
kinerra01,1955
vaughgr01,1998
snidedu01,1948
dobyla01,1955
gwynnto01,1998
roepr01,1948
wynnea01,1955
lemonbo01,1955
bradlge01,1881
mccorji01,1881
fellebo01,1955
newhoha01,1955
brownke01,1998
garcimi01,1955
langsma01,1998
hoffmtr01,1998
myersgr01,1998
wertzvi01,1955
fainfe01,1955
dunlafr01,1881
reesepe01,1948
woodlge01,1955
finlest01,1998
furilca01,1948
colavro01,1955
brancra01,1948
maglisa01,1955
myersra01,1998
minnepa01,1948
caseyhu01,1948
nolanth01,1881
kellejo01,1902
ryanno01,1978
The Strats

Hit and Run: 1
Sacrifice Bunt: -1
Squeeze Play: 0
Trying for extra bases: 1
Stealing Bases: 1
Aggressively Tagging Up: 1
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): 2
Giving Intentional Walks: 1
Pitching Around Good Hitters: 2
Bringing the Infield In: 1
Guarding the Lines: 1
Making Cutoff Throws: 3
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: -3
Bringing in Pinch Runners: -1
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: 0
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -5
Letting pitchers pitch through trouble: 0
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: 0

Faustoan Bargain
Dec 24, 2009

I'd sell my soul for a pitcher with a power sinker...


We're ready to die. This team just isn't very good and I've got too many other things on my mind to give it the attention it needs to improve, if it were to even survive the Gauntlet.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



So about a week ago a combination of personal problems, alcoholism and manic depression lead me to making several posts in this thread that were aggressive and unacceptable to multiple people, and I want to apologize for what was said. For personal reasons I'm unlikely to be back in the SL/discord anytime soon, but I do want to apologize for what I said, as it was unacceptable and wrong.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

I don't know what precise issues you are facing but I think everyone here wishes you the best of luck and if there are resources that can be tapped for whatever help you need, you're still welcome to swing by the Discord and see if anyone can assist. You're not alone.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



TheFlyingLlama posted:

So about a week ago a combination of personal problems, alcoholism and manic depression lead me to making several posts in this thread that were aggressive and unacceptable to multiple people, and I want to apologize for what was said. For personal reasons I'm unlikely to be back in the SL/discord anytime soon, but I do want to apologize for what I said, as it was unacceptable and wrong.
A poster going on a full lou Pinella rager every so often seems in excellent keeping with the spirit of the league and baseball itself.

I mean, the root causes arent so good and I hope you can address em best you can, but far as I can tell contrition like this is typically the only gateway to reentering civil discourse.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


TheFlyingLlama posted:

So about a week ago a combination of personal problems, alcoholism and manic depression lead me to making several posts in this thread that were aggressive and unacceptable to multiple people, and I want to apologize for what was said. For personal reasons I'm unlikely to be back in the SL/discord anytime soon, but I do want to apologize for what I said, as it was unacceptable and wrong.

Love you brother. Always here.

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

TheFlyingLlama posted:

So about a week ago a combination of personal problems, alcoholism and manic depression lead me to making several posts in this thread that were aggressive and unacceptable to multiple people, and I want to apologize for what was said. For personal reasons I'm unlikely to be back in the SL/discord anytime soon, but I do want to apologize for what I said, as it was unacceptable and wrong.

Hope you feel better mate but will see you in fm23 if nothing else.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander



League 1 World Series: Riverdale Pickle Jugheads at Chkalov Airwing

...wait, what's that you say? Shouldn't the Jugheads be the home team? Yes, they should! They're not, and I have no idea why. It happened in the other league too, where the Llamas won a lot more games than the Generics but they were the road team too. It's something I can presumably fix before next season. Sorry about that.

Anyway...


The Riverdale Pickle Jugheads, despite being the visitors, should be the favorite in this series. They won over 100 games and don't have any real weaknesses. Hell, they got Some Guy Don Wilson to win 2 games in the Championship Series.


The Chkalov Airwing, on the other hand, took off toward the end of the season but it was a struggle before that point. Stephen Strasburg and Clayton Kershaw are a vicious 1-2 punch, though, and it's not like Max Scherzer is any slouch either. If they pitch to their potential they could possibly engineer an upset. The fact they took out the Trashcats in 5 games speaks to the fact that both anything is possible in October AND that starting pitching makes a real difference.

Game 1


Well. There's the magic of Kershaw. An Olerud double and Harper single stake the Airwing to a 2-0 lead, but they're unable to tack on further. The Jugheads begin chipping away, and tie it when George Davis raps a ground ball to third with 2 out, only for Anthony Rendon to boot it.

The game goes 10 innings, and then DannoMack's AI manager decides to just gift the Airwing a win: Matt Kemp walks to lead off, and then steals second. A strikeout later, the manager decides "Hey, let's walk Bret Boone intentionally." This backfires disastrously when Anthony Rendon works a 5-pitch walk, loading the bases. Adam Eaton lifts the first pitch to shallow center, but it's deep enough to bring Kemp in for the win. 3-2 Airwing in an inning where they had zero hits.

Game 2


The Jugheads apparently decide to be done loving around and pour it on early. A Bret Boone (maybe the IBB made sense) 2-run homer ties things up early on, but back-to-back homers by Joe Morgan and Gary Sheffield reclaim the 2-run lead for the Jugheads. Troy Tulowitzki, largely on the team because of his elite defense, does the one offensive thing he's truly good at: hitting dingers. He accounts for runs 5 and 7 and the Jugheads don't look back as they seize home field advantage.

Game 3

A Trea Turner solo shot puts the Airwing up 1-0, but things go bad for them pretty soon thereafter. A 4-run 6th inning capped by a Nolan Arenado three-run homer puts the game out of reach, and Cliff Floyd tacks on another to make it 7-2. The Airwing load the bases in the 9th, but to no avail.

Game 4

This one's over early. A Mookie Betts solo shot starts the scoring in a 6-run 2nd inning and the Jugheads just pile on from there. Max Scherzer just has a real bad day, and suddenly the Pickle Jugheads have a 3-1 lead and are 1 win away from a championship.

Game 5

The Airwing decide not to go quietly, and they jump Larry Dierker for 4 runs early on. Clayton Kershaw has some of his patented Kershaw October Choking and nearly blows the lead. But the Jugheads never manage to equalize. They get it to 6-5, but no further. A 2 run home puts the Airwing up 8-5 and they head back home needing to win both games.

Game 6

Chris Sale and Stephen Strasburg duel one another to a draw. The Jugheads draw first blood on a walk, a hit batsman, a walk, and then a sac fly. Not dominant, but the run counts. The Airwing score a run the more traditional way an inning later, combining a single and double from Matt Kemp and Yasiel Puig respectively. The game stays that way until the 11th. The Airwing run into trouble in the top of the inning, giving up a double to Mookie Betts with 2 out. But Sean Doolittle comes in to relieve and gets a strikeout to end the threat. Trea Turner leads off the bottom of the inning with a single, and given that he's like the fastest man alive, that's pretty much all she wrote. He steals second, and then scores standing up on a seeing-eye single through the left side.

Incredibly, the Airwing tie the series up 3-3.

Game 7

Huh. Kensei finally gets the performance out of David Cone that he traded both his Super Draft picks for. Olerud scores Yasiel Puig with an early single, and then Cone goes to work. He shuts down all opposition until the seventh inning when he loses control. He ends up leaving with the bases loaded and 2 out, with Sean Doolittle coming in to relieve. Doolittle doesn't do the job he did last time and instead immediately walks in a run, tying things up. But the Airwing don't let it get them down. In the bottom of the 7th they immediately regain the lead, capped by a three-run homer by Yasiel Puig. The Jugheads get scratch runs off the bullpen in the 8th and 9th, but it's not enough to offset the big blow.

The Pickle Jugheads had a 3-1 lead, etc.

No idea what would've happened had home/road been set up correctly, but you play the games as they're given to you by Clay Dreslough's magical scheduler. Congrats to both teams on a helluva series, and the Chkalov Airwing win the 2006 St. Louis Cardinals prize for "shittiest regular season followed by a world series championship."

Of course, things aren't actually over for them. They still have to play the winner of the Generics-Llamas series which I'll try to post later today.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


:toot:

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Congrats Kensei!

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
I would love it if Mogul 2023 still defaults to "home team for world series equivalent is based on all-star game outcome".

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


DannoMack posted:

Congrats Kensei!

Love you buddy, nice series

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Pungry posted:

I would love it if Mogul 2023 still defaults to "home team for world series equivalent is based on all-star game outcome".

There wasn't an asg though. I turned it off just in case it worked precisely how you describe

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander



League 2 World Series: Zombie Llamas at Rochester Generics

Yet again home field went to the team with fewer wins. The Pickle Jugheads weren't able to overcome it. Let's see if the Llamas can.


Not much more to say about the Generics. They still score a lot of runs and give up a lot (though fewer than they score). KW has talked about putting them in a less hitter-friendly stadium next season, but if they end up winning the championship, why mess with a good thing? On the other hand, they kinda barely won their division, only getting hot at the end in a Solo Division that had pretty much every team in first for a while before deciding "no, actually losing is cool. I want to do that."


And then there's the Llamas, for whom this series or the next will be their last hurrah in the Super League. They'll be in either the Super or Dispersal Draft so their roster can live on. Congrats on proving Larry Doby useful and a likely #1 overall pick, Llama. But at what cost? AT WHAT COST?

Game 1

Pretty much all season long, kw0134 was hoping Babe Ruth would pitch well. He never really turned in a good performance; he was inspiredly mediocre. Guess he picked a good time to change that. Ruth worked 8 strong, never allowing a single Llama baserunner past 1st base, and one of those baserunners was on an error by Mel Ott. ...you're playing Ott at 3b? Dang.

Anyway, Ott at least knocked in a run with an RBI triple so it's not like it didn't work out. It's a good pitching effort by Kershaw in the high-offense atmosphere of Rochester, but can't do much when Babe Ruth decides to just completely shut you down. Rube Foster pitched a 1-2-3 9th inning to pour salt in the wound.

Game 2

I legit don't know who Ralph Comstock is, but he pitched a gem only surpassed by Ruth in Game 1. Meanwhile, Rochester takes Frank Viola behind the shed, though with relatively few extra base hits. Instead it's death by a thousand singles (well, 9 singles). The Generics hold serve and go up 2-0, heading to the Llamas' home field for Games 3, 4, and if necessary, 5.

Game 3

The Llamas make it a series again behind a strong effort by Noah Syndergaard. Ruth hits a solo homer to put the Generics up 1-0, but Shohei Ohtani (Scherzer version) is unable to hold it. Lou Boudreau hits a 2rbi double to put the Llamas up in short order. The Generics completely gently caress up a chance to tie it up or make things worse in the sixth inning.

Mel Ott walks. Babe Ruth walks. Mike Trout singles to load the bases with nobody out. But Shohei Ohtani, Albert Pujols, and Dick Bartell are all unable to get the ball out of the infield and the Llamas hold on to the lead.

An inning later, Kent Hrbek gives the Llamas some insurance with a solo shot. Jonathan Broxton closes out the game with little difficulty, an extremely weird sentence to type. We have ourselves a series.

Game 4

Stop me if you've heard this one before: a two-way player dominates the Llamas lineup, and the Generics score just enough to win since it's hard to win when you score 0 or 1 run. In this case, it's Smoky Joe Wood. He's not as dominant as Ruth; he has to pitch out of trouble a couple times: a bases loaded, one-out situation, a two-on, one-out situation that Rube Foster bails him out of late. Not much offense to speak of: a couple RBI singles by Bartell and Pujols, but the real story here is Wood. The Generics now hold a commanding 3-1 lead, though we just saw how safe that sort of lead can be.

Game 5

Pity the poor Generics clubhouse attendant who has to take down all the plastic wrap in preparation for a champagne celebration. The Llamas come off the mat at the last possible second and force a Game 6. Kershaw and Ruth reprise their roles as duelling aces, keeping things scoreless for the first half of the game. A two-out Joe Gordon double puts the Llamas up 1-0 and they tack on with an Aaron RBI double an inning later to make it 2-0. They waste a golden opportunity for more runs, though: with Aaron on second and Manny Ramirez on first with nobody out, the next three batters fail to do anything useful at all.

And then the wheels completely come off for the Llamas with an absolute nightmare of an inning. Seriously, check this poo poo out.


With the Generics just counting down the outs until their World Series championship, it looks like a foregone conclusion. We'll go to the ninth inning.

With a 5-2 lead and a World Series for the taking, Rube Foster enters the game.

Rico Carty singles, followed by a Kent Hrbek double. Not great, but it's a 3-run deficit. The 2 runners in scoring position simply don't matter that much. Al Rosen grounds back to Foster, and while Carty presumably could have scored, there's no reason to chance it down by 3.

That brings Joe Torre up, who jumps on a 1-0 fastball (at 76mph? Deadballers, man.) and drives in the two runs. It's suddenly 5-4, with Joe Gordon as the tying run. I never really thought of Gordon as a power guy, and that's on me. Mogul certainly does, and he had decent pop--superb pop if you factor in his being a middle infielder and the era in which he played. As if to emphasize the point, Gordon crushes a ball to dead center, and we will see you tomorrow night.

Game 6

Unfortunately for the Llamas, the fairytale comeback isn't a harbinger of things to come. That happens sometime. The Cardinals had a magical comeback in the 2011 World Series and won. They also had Albert Pujols destroy a Brad Lidge pitch to rescue them in the 2005 NLCS and they just lost the next game anyway. It's the latter case here. Pujols himself is involved with it, crushing an early 3-run homer off Frank Viola, and the Generics never look back. The Llamas have no shortage of opportunities to make a game of it, but they ground into three double plays and just strand runners everywhere. Vean Gregg comes in to finish things, with kw's AI manager apparently afraid of using Rube Foster. It works out, and the Generics win the League 2 World Series.

Congrats to the Generics! And to the Llamas for a hard-fought series.

The Generics-Airwing series will have to be in a separate savefile. Which is pretty annoying! It means I have to remember everything I did with the various Frankenstein two-way players on the Generics.

In the interest of fairness, I will NOT allow the rookie boost for this series even though it's technically possible. Sorry, kensei, but Juan Soto will have to wait until next season. I want to see who is best (or at least who wins) given the parameters of the league we set in place at the start of this season.

I'll sim it sometime in the next week. If you want any changes, lemme know. Otherwise I'll just clone what you've got here.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I think we always knew it would come down to the juggernauts of both leagues, from owners that have proven their skill in the old super league. Of course it would be Kensei and kw.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Alright, here's where I think we are Gauntlet-wise:


D-Boss 0.389 DEAD VIA CBX'S POST
Sapporo 0.401
[url]https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3499603&pagenumber=1966#post529873563]Slug 0.426[/url]
Horny 0.432 dead via absenteeism

Springfield 0.432
Akron 0.444

Cleveland 0.451 DEAD VIA FAUSTO'S POST
Beet's 0.463 dead via absenteeism

Fightin CSV 0.463
Kamurocho 0.463

Luna 0.469
San Juan 0.475 dead via lack of an original spreadsheet to base it on!

Your Dad 0.475 dead via work emergency
Weatherfield 0.475 DEAD VIA GINGE'S POST. BUT DO CONSIDER COMING BACK NEXT SEASON; SMASHER HAS SENT ME MANY WORDS THAT I WILL POST. I HAVE NOT READ THEM YET. BUT THEY ARE ASSUREDLY WORDS AND THERE ARE ASSUREDLY MANY.

Haukness 0.481
21st Century 0.481

Eblan 0.481
SoDak 0.488

So I guess that means...

ROUND 1:
Sapporo 0.401
Slug 0.426
Springfield 0.432
Akron 0.444


ROUND 2:
Kamurocho 0.463

Luna 0.469


ROUND 3:

Haukness 0.481
21st Century 0.481

ROUND 4:
Eblan 0.481
SoDak 0.488

...mks, johnfw50, otf: none of you are slated for round 1 and if you get around to making a roster before I sim that round I can insert you back in. I will try and do round 1 later today.

FairGame fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Feb 17, 2023

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Slug Undeath

Yes! We're in Coors Field now!

Roster

pre:
Pos     Name                  Year    Team                      
C       Wally Schang          1919    Boston Red Sox
C       Brian Downing         1978    California Angels
1B      Eddie Murray          1987    Baltimore Orioles
1B      Miguel Cabrera        2014    Detroit Tigers
2B      Roberto Alomar        1992    Baltimore Orioles
2B      Ian Kinsler           2014    Detroit Tigers
SS      Cal Ripken Jr.        1987    Baltimore Orioles
SS      J.J. Hardy            2016    Baltimore Orioles
3B      Manny Machado         2016    Baltimore Orioles
LF/SP   Babe Ruth             1919    Boston Red Sox
CF      Fred Lynn             1987    Baltimore Orioles
CF      Adam Jones            2016    Baltimore Orioles
CF      Billy Hamilton        2018    Cincinnati Reds
RF      J.D. Martinez         2014    Detroit Tigers
RF      Harry Hooper          1919    Boston Red Sox

SP      Justin Verlander      2014    Detroit Tigers
SP      Max Scherzer          2014    Detroit Tigers
SP      David Price           2014    Detroit Tigers
SP      Carl Mays             1919    Boston Red Sox
SP      Anibal Sanchez        2014    Detroit Tigers

SP/RP   Drew Smyly            2014    Detroit Tigers
RP      Joakim Soria          2014    Detroit Tigers
RP      Al Alburquerque       2014    Detroit Tigers
RP      Zack Britton          2016    Baltimore Orioles
RP      Brad Brach            2016    Baltimore Orioles
RP      Darren O'Day          2016    Baltimore Orioles


C       Matt Wieters          2016    Baltimore Orioles
C       Terry Kennedy         1987    Baltimore Orioles
1B      Stuffy McInnis        1919    Boston Red Sox
2B      Jonathan Schoop       2016    Baltimore Orioles
3B/OF   Don Kelly             2014    Detroit Tigers
UT      Steve Pearce          2016    Baltimore Orioles
LF      Jesse Winker          2018    Cincinnati Reds
CF      Michael Bourn         2016    Baltimore Orioles
DH      Victor Martinez       2014    Detroit Tigers

SP      Waite Hoyt            1919    Boston Red Sox
SP      Bullet Joe Bush       1919    Boston Red Sox
SP/RP   Brian Matusz          2016    Baltimore Orioles
SP      Mike Boddicker        1987    Baltimore Orioles
RP      Dave Schmidt          1987    Baltimore Orioles
RP      Joe Nathan            2014    Detroit Tigers
RP      Chaz Roe              2016    Baltimore Orioles
Lineups

pre:
    vs. RHP                       vs. LHP
#   Pos  Name                 #   Pos  Name
1   2B   Roberto Alomar       1   2B   Roberto Alomar
2   1B   Eddie Murray         2   DH   Miguel Cabrera
3   DH   Miguel Cabrera       3   RF   J.D. Martinez
4   LF   Babe Ruth            4   LF   Babe Ruth
5   RF   J.D. Martinez        5   1B   Eddie Murray
6   3B   Manny Machado        6   3B   Manny Machado 
7   CF   Fred Lynn            7   SS   Cal Ripken
8   SS   Cal Ripken           8   C    Brian Downing
9   C    Wally Schang         9   CF   Adam Jones

    Bench                         Bench
    C    Brian Downing            C    Wally Schang
    SS   J.J. Hardy               SS   J.J. Hardy
    CF   Adam Jones               CF   Fred Lynn
    RF   Harry Hooper             RF   Harry Hooper
    UT   Steve Pearce             UT   Steve Pearce
    PR   Billy Hamilton           PR   Billy Hamilton
Pitching

pre:

#   Name                    Pos   Name
1   Justin Verlander        CL    Zack Britton
2   Max Scherzer            SU    Joakim Soria
3   David Price             SR    Darren O'Day
4   Carl Mays               SR    Al Alburquerque
5   Anibal Sanchez          MR    Brad Brach
                            LR    Drew Smyly 
Strategies

Hit and Run: +0
Sacrifice Bunt: -5
Squeeze Play: -5
Trying for extra bases: -2
Stealing Bases: -4
Aggressively Tagging Up: +0
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): +1
Giving Intentional Walks: -5
Pitching Around Good Hitters: -3
Bringing the Infield In: -5
Guarding the Lines: +2
Making Cutoff Throws: +3
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +0
Bringing in Pinch Runners: +0
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: +2
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -1
Letting Pitchers pitch through trouble: -1
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +1

code:
# Khartoum Doom
alburq001alb,2014
alomar001rob,1992
winker001jes,2018
boddic001mic,1987
bourn-001mic,2016
brach-001bra,2016
britto001zac,2016
bush--001les,1919
cabrer003jos,2014
hardy-001jam,2016
hooper001har,1919
hoyt--001wai,1919
jones-001ada,2016
kelly-002don,2014
kenned001ter,1987
kinsle001ian,2014
lynn--002fre,1987
machad001man,2016
martin005jul,2014
martin004vic,2014
matusz001bri,2016
mays--001car,1919
mcinni002joh,1919
murray001edd,1987
nathan001jos,2014
oday--001dar,2016
pearce002ste,2016
price-004dav,2014
ripken001cal,1987
roe---001cha,2016
ruth--002geo,1919
sanche001ani,2014
schang001wal,1919
scherz001max,2014
schmid004dav,1987
schoop001jon,2016
smyly-001tod,2014
soria-001joa,2014
hamilt002bil,2018
verlan001jus,2014
wieter001mat,2016

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

umm, i can't find my team spreadsheet, so i guess it would probably be best to kill the San Juan Senadores and i'll build a new spreadsheet next time around. oops!

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander



THE GAUNTLET: ROUND 1

FOUR TEAMS ENTER

TWO TEAMS LEAVE


The Sapporo Sakamotos have a legit roster, but are also playing a 35 year old Arky Vaughan at shortstop. That might've worked in Old Mogul, but it's going to get HulkaMatt killed this time around. It's probably a large part of why they're in this part of The Gauntlet in the first place. We didn't realize positional chronology in the test league and we kinda figured it out during the season. Using Rico Carty of all people as our guinea pig.


Slug Undeath was awful during the regular season due to a roster post that failed to put them in McFreeze's desired locale, Coors Field. With that corrected, can they go on a Cindarella run through The Gauntlet?


Akron doesn't have much in the way of spectacular players, but it's got plenty of talent and always seemed like a credible contender in the Solo division. Maybe this'll be their chance to shine?


I love circlmastr but this team doesn't have it. Might sneak through a round or two but the Dwight Gooden draft pick didn't even get added to the roster. The ancient ichiro didn't either but that doesn't matter as much. Let's see what they can do and maybe it'll be a learning experience for all of us.





Pitching let you down.




I wonder what happens with Pee Wee in the lineup everyday. Probably not enough to save 'em, but maybe?




Babe Ruth still sucks, but the rest of Slug Lyfe is on fire.




It's enough, for now. Probably should figure out something useful to do with Doc. Not sure what you do about the offense other than just pray.












FairGame fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Feb 21, 2023

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander



THE GAUNTLET: ROUND TWO

Time to cull two more teams.


Slug Undeath, in their natural habitat at Coors Field, dominated round 1 of the Gauntlet. Was that a fluke, or are they a force to be reckoned with? And even if it's the latter, can they survive four rounds of The Gauntlet? Only takes one bad round, one bad week...


Our other survivor from Round 1. I admit I'm not expecting much here; they're not using their draft picks. But wtf do I know?


A retooled Kamurocho squad, now with fewer Pujols-era Cardinals and more syphillitic dinguses for max platoons. Will it save CraigK? Will he be able to avoid getting banned long enough for it to matter?


Similarly retooled, with lots of old Reds. Bummed Johnny Vander Meer isn't on the active roster. I love 70s and 80s teams. They haven't worked, historically, and this one might not be an exception. But still fun to try!




I'm not sure the platoons worked, but your pitching really stepped up to save you.





Congratulations to Babe Ruth, who finally hit a roughly Ruth-like line and keeps Slug Lyfe rolling.




Pythag was much better than reality. Wayne Twitchell and his 10.80 ERA didn't help matters. At least Bobby Grink didn't betray you.




10.00 ERAs from 2 of your starters make a 20-20 record pretty impressive. Unfortunately, your adventure in NuLeague I ends here.


Slug Undeath and Kamurocho continue to round 3.

FairGame fucked around with this message at 20:28 on Feb 22, 2023

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Kamurocho 0.463
Haukness 0.481
21st Century 0.481
Slug 0.426

round 3 placeholder

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
GIVE SLUG LYFE!

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander



THE GAUNTLET: ROUND 3

Here's where we're really starting to run into teams I think are good and just had some rotten luck. Can't save 'em all. I am pro-life and I take no pleasure in reporting this lmao


The 21st Century Schizoid Men are fun as hell. Fully modern, power pitching. Lotta assholes and horrible monsters, led perhaps by Trevor Bauer (who Yaya has taken out of the rotation) and Josh Hamilton. But they were doing really good in the Solo Division before suddenly and violently making GBS threads the bed.


The Haukness Madknights took a chance on a young Astros dynasty team and for the most part, it paid off. They never really were able to challenge the Pickle Jugheads, though, and a late-season fade has put them in the Gauntlet.


The Kamurocho Dragons did well in their previous Gauntlet appearance. Craig's been a bit snakebit and getting through 3 rounds to survival is gonna be tough. But maybe!


What a difference a home field makes. Slug Undeath has pretty handily cruised through the first two Gauntlet rounds now that they're in their ancestral home. But surviving multiple rounds of The Gauntlet is tough for ANY team. And the quality of the opposition has only increased.




...you were fine until the end of the season. Also that's what happened in The Gauntlet too. Sorry :(




Just didn't put it together. I like the idea of MANY PLATOONS, but I wonder if you outsmarted yourself a bit by giving playing time to Matt Stairs and such.




Jesus christ, what the gently caress is up with that Pedro? He's been trying to kill you for a while now.




I really hope you haven't come all this way just to fail at the end.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Haukness 0.481
Slug 0.426
Eblan 0.481
SoDak 0.488

Round 4 Placeholder

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander



THE GAUNTLET: ROUND 4 (FINAL ROUND PERFECT REMIX)

Because Llama is taking the Zombie Llamas out (they'll be in the dispersal draft), I'm making the final round of the Gauntlet only kill 1 team. 4 teams enter, 3 teams leave.


Haukness sailed through the last round of the Gauntlet. But now I've fixed their Anthony Rendon! Will Rendon instead of Altuve, per Pash's request in discord, bring Haukness to the promised land?


Didn't draft a team with Tim Spoonybarger smdh. Anyway, Eblan is pretty good and while I question their choice of corner OFs and their not using Bruce Hurst at SP5, I think they've got a perfectly good chance of surviving the Gauntlet.


The Gauntlet team with the best record. Chipper Jones is good now. Can he keep SoDak alive, or will they Die Alone?


Don't gently caress it up now, McFreeze. You've survived 3 Gauntlet rounds and all you have to do is not finish last!




Wade Boggs apparently got tired of dragging you down last season and decided he'd single handedly (well, I guess Edgar helped too) carry you to NuLeague 2. Congrats!




Rendon was really bad! Holy poo poo! But he's wasn't 4 games worse than Altuve would've been. I'm so sorry.




Babe Ruth: good?




Chipper Jones, daughter Shea, Die Alone another day


Eblan, South Dakota, and Slug Undeath survive to Nu-League 2. I'm so sorry, Pash. I'm releasing your drafted teams back into the Draft of Drafts. You've got first dibs on rereg though so I hope you come back immediately!

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

With the Gauntlet completed, we now have all the returning teams for Nu-League II, and know what registration priority is for expansion



RETURNING TEAMS: 19
I-90 Interceptors (Monathin)
Hallownest Knights (CattMarp)
Jupiter Jazz (Edward Mass)
Rochester Generics (kw0134)
Kanto Kachos (mcd)
Pianosa Bombers (fairgame)
Fangorn Ents (Deadford)
Goog Trek TNG (The Goog)
Diamond Joe Bidens (Habeas)
Riverdale Pickle Jugheads (Danno)
Buc-ee's Beaver Bombers (Murph)
Homestead Pianists (London)
Christmas Island Seagoats (gpope)
Chicago Trashcats (Pander)
Australian Thunder (Cthulhu)
Chkalov Airwing (kensei)
Eblan Erstwhiles (moleboy)
South Dakota Marmosets (Zodiac)
Slug Undeath (McFreeze)

Re-Reg Priority
Re-Reg priority goes to:
1.) Pash
2.) Yaya
3.) Craig
4.) CirclMastr
5.) mrnoun
6.) HulkaMatt
7.) GVOLTT
8.) ginge
9.) otf
10.) mks
11.) johnny 50
12.) faustoan bargain
13.) cbx
14.) forzelt
15.) beet

:siren: POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU WANT TO BE IN NU-LEAGUE 2! DEADLINE FOR SIGNUP IS 2/28 (meaning as of March 1 it's closed).

Clown Fundamentals, Jampact, Shepard, Pungry: I've already got the 4 of you in.

The draft will begin at noon on 3/1. Available teams are posted here. Teams highlighted in yellow (feeders owned by returning teams) or green (feeders used for the last super draft) are off limits. I've added some teams to the sheet for this season so it's not just a repeat of last year's draft. I've also re-ranked point values for some teams; I want folks taking clubs that might've been too highly priced in prior drafts.

:siren: AGAIN, POST HERE NO LATER THAN END OF DAY 2/28 TO REREGISTER!

Pash
Sep 10, 2009

The First of the Adorable Dead
I will return for revenge upon those that have wronged me (I’m registering for my league 2)

Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope
Hell yeah marmosets! Surviving!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
SLUG LYFE.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


of course i will re join!!!

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


HulkaMatt posted:

of course i will re join!!!

Ichibros!

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
I'm returning.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

I have risen

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

I'm returning.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

I would re register if the opportunity gets down to my spot on that list

mrnoun
Jul 24, 2007
Unless it bumps someone else out so they can't play, I'll return.

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Moleboy
Apr 20, 2011

Looksy
-Hindsight-

Looking Back, I am sure of 2 things:
1. I should have found the thread before it finished
2. Grimper may have actually done one or two things wrong
Skin of my teeth but finally a team that lasted more than one season!

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