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el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

EvellSnoats posted:

I love a college town. Kids with their great expectations.

dumb kid posted:

NO TIRE KICKERS!!!!

Yeah, there goes my chance to take a sweet joyride in a 30-year-old Chevy station wagon. How will I keep on living. Might as well just give up and :suicide:

edit: oops, new page, so content...

If you were looking for a chance to own a (real) Bugatti Veyron for less than a million bucks, here it is.

el topo fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Feb 22, 2011

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Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Blinky Blinkerson posted:

That's the best interior for $1k I've ever seen...

Yeah, not a fan of 80s interiors in general, because they lack both modern luxury and classic styling (it looks a lot like my 84 Cutlass interior), but it is in drat good shape. Low miles too. I don't know enough about 80s Devilles to say, but I almost wonder what is wrong with it for such a low price.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Astroman posted:

Yeah, not a fan of 80s interiors in general, because they lack both modern luxury and classic styling (it looks a lot like my 84 Cutlass interior), but it is in drat good shape. Low miles too. I don't know enough about 80s Devilles to say, but I almost wonder what is wrong with it for such a low price.

Yeah, unless it comes with no engine or an axe murderer in the trunk, no way is that a $1000 car.

If it checked out, I'd buy it.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

leica posted:

This actually would be kinda cool if it was all one color.

Put a back door on the sleeper and turn the bed into a porch.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Blinky Blinkerson posted:

That's the best interior for $1k I've ever seen...

thank you. i feel bad for having to get rid of it but it's time to move on.

McMadCow
Jan 19, 2005

With our rifles and grenades and some help from God.
Oh no... :(

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/2227827244.html

Listing posted:

About $8000.00 in parts and tons of labor hours invested.
9,000.00 or best offer - ONLY SERIOUS INQUIRIES PLEASE

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

McMadCow posted:



The shop makes it look like it's made of play-doh.

Edit:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/2229725198.html

craig list posted:

honda prelude 1995 black automatic.
car accident front end is pretty mashed up
STILL SOMEWHAT DRIVABLE, car turns on and drives but i wouldnt call it safe since it WILL overheat. the radiator is obviously dead.
interior is clean but some stains in the back from purple ink/paint
either you come drive it away slowly or tow it.
im sure you can fix it with some time and money.
engine has 170+ on it

I somehow doubt that this is worth $700.

atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Feb 24, 2011

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-classic-cars-1955-BMW-ISETTA-for-sale-W0QQAdIdZ243805627

quote:

Restored 1955 BMW ISETTA for sale!
redy 2011april
Before ask the price, please go to>

http://new.rmauctions.com/AuctionRe...isetta&Sold=All
Instead of posting my asking price, I'll direct everyone to an auction summary website which shows prices of everywhere from $9000-$42000 over 8 years! :downs:

For christs sakes, yes it's a rare vehicle but if you're going to do that buddy, sell the loving thing at an auction then.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

slidebite fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Feb 24, 2011

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
If this is decently put together might be worth taking a look at.
'88 rx7 convertable. Wonder what he wants for it.
http://madison.craigslist.org/cto/2233272132.html
Dude even posts his build thread.

salt the fries!
Dec 24, 2005
Hey have I mentioned yet that my license plate is "TOA5TER"? See, it's kyoot because it's a boxy car! ^_^
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mini-Sprint-Yamaha-R1-Power-140-BHP-/250776008796?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item3a636a385c#ht_10774wt_1167

The last picture is one of the most awesome I've ever seen in a car ad of any sort... I'd link it here but I don't want to ruin the surprise.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

salt the fries! posted:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mini-Sprint-Yamaha-R1-Power-140-BHP-/250776008796?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item3a636a385c#ht_10774wt_1167

The last picture is one of the most awesome I've ever seen in a car ad of any sort... I'd link it here but I don't want to ruin the surprise.

That is amazing and I want it so hard.

EvellSnoats
Oct 22, 2010
man that is a clean interior.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
There is a place near me selling a 91 Mini for like 250000 yen. I dunno if that's a good price, but dammit now it's looking mighty tempting.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
text from an ad for a 540i:

quote:

here is my 1997 540 1, it is fully loaded with every option you can imagine, from heated steering wheel, power telescopic and tilt, heated leather, 6 way power seats a 200 watt , 6 cd changer, the motor is a powerful v-8 with 324 foot-pounds @ 3,600 RPM (or 222 hp at this RPM). This is more potent than almost anything. For instance, the 2006 Aston Martin V8 Vantage ($110,000) has only 302 ft-lbs and the 2005 Porsche 911 Carrera S ($79,100) has only 295 foot-pounds. Torque is what accelerates a car, not horsepower. Horsepower only relates to top speed, and cars today are electronically limited for top speed so horsepower is irrelevant even if you could drive anywhere near top speed.
290 hp @ 5,400 RPM (or 282 ft-lbs at this RPM)
10.0 : 1 compression ratio
3.26 bore x 3.62" stroke (82.7 x 92.0 mm)
Bosch Motronic M 7.2 with adaptive knock control
give me a call , might consider trades.. (902) 543-2186

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Crustashio posted:

text from an ad for a 540i:

Because we all know big rigs accelerate ridiculously fast and that diesel cars are the fastest accelerating things next to motorcycles. Imagine how fast a diesel-powered motorcycle would be! :downs:

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Speaking of BMWs, im very very very tempted.

1989 BMW 325iX RAREwith All Wheel Drive, Leather, Moonroof ~ - $2995
http://madison.craigslist.org/ctd/2235327328.html

Digital Casing
Oct 17, 2008

by Lowtax
http://pullman.craigslist.org/cto/2201001716.html

"i have been restoring this ambulance for quite somtime the gas gage only goes down half way and the stering wheel goes up and down but drives great. engine in top shape has flashing lights, siren, loud subs with an koiiler amp that pumps great has underglow and black lights in side. i put in chekerd board flooring ,exoughst lights up as well i have re painted it due to it wasnt cool and has a small betty boop theme to it. this thing has tons of storage with hidden compartments also has pa system so you can pick up girls on the street

it is street legal with the sirens and lights but i dont not recomend turniong them on by any cop (just dont get cought)

MAINLY A PARTY VAN!!!!!!

im selling it to buy my dream car (classic el camino) if you wondering PLEASE CONTACT FOR ANY QUESTIONS 208-669-0795 and ask for dana you can text me anytime but i do work every day so call any time after 5:30

PS: i am willing to sell it cheeper if you garantee to throw sick partys in it. "

I love that I could pick up chicks with the onboard pa system then bang them on the gurney in the back. I wonder if that would be considered a sick party?

another loser
Mar 25, 2001

Tongsy
Aug 22, 2007

another loser posted:



I call scam, but only because I'm not sure.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Tongsy posted:

I call scam, but only because I'm not sure.



That's a tough one...the car looks like it could be enough of a basket case that the price might be realistic.

2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

VideoTapir posted:

That's a tough one...the car looks like it could be enough of a basket case that the price might be realistic.

I think with 200k km's basket case might be a good call.

oddspelling
May 31, 2009

Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

2ndclasscitizen posted:

I want it.



That is one of the most badass things I've ever seen.

Faerunner
Dec 31, 2007
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/cto/2238356253.html

1976 BMW 2002 - $4500 (Pittsburgh)

1976 BMW 2002 for sale. Automatic. Approx 75,000 miles. No rust. It needs a headliner. I have pics if interested.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

another loser posted:



Wait, even the pedals are reversed?!

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

trouser chili posted:

Wait, even the pedals are reversed?!

That'd be the dead pedal, not the you-are-dead pedal. I expect the accelerator pedal is out of sight.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


DJ Commie posted:

That'd be the dead pedal, not the you-are-dead pedal. I expect the accelerator pedal is out of sight.

Then again, it is an old-school Lamborghini.

I would expect something like reversed pedals on an old-school Citron, but Lamborghini is not far behind.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
White Toyota With Bullet Holes - $3700 but its OK because they are only .22 caliber



http://virgin.craigslist.org/cto/2232124577.html

EvellSnoats
Oct 22, 2010
Is there a generic Skittles?

MrSaturn
Sep 8, 2004

Go ahead, laugh. They all laugh at first...
I don't know what the dick, but I think I want it.



Seller's Description and Comments

Receipt from Forced Fed: Eaton MP62 Supercharger $1300, EFI stand alone comp syst $3395, Quaife Differential $1,350, Spearco Intercooler $1300, Mocal oil cooler $240, Factory Exige Supercharger Parts $1500, Meziere water pump and tank $289, Hoses/Clamps/Hangers/Brackets/misc $3303(Long list of stuff, I have the breakdown upon request), Subtotal: $12,677... Forced Fed Race Header, Race Cat and welding of exhaust path $2,000, Alcon Brake Kit $2,400, Sparco SCCA T-1 Seat $400, Spare Sparco Seat Pads $100, 2 Sets Harnesses $400, Adjustable front sway bar $300, Inline shifter "value" $3,000, B&M shifter $250, Ohlin Double Adjustable Shocks $2,400, Sector111 RTD Brace $425, Sector111 V-2 Arms $250, Sector111 Revrie Carbon Center Under Tray $975, Sector111 Carbon Rear Diffusor $1,000, Sector111 Daytona C/F intake and airbox $1,250, Sector111 Canards $400, Sector111 Carbon side intakes(Exige Look) $750, Sector111 Front splitters $350, Sector111 Pogipollini Titanium Wheel Bolts $425, Morosso Oil Pan $240, Accusump Tank $100, Xenon Headlamp Kit $230, ACT Clutch $550, SPA Mirrors $700, PC 680 Battery(2) $300, Hypersports SCCA T-1 roll cage(custom built to spec) $1,500, Lotus 2-11 style mods to roll cage $250, Powdercoat Cage $200, Removeable steering wheel $400, ***Keep in mind that none of the fiugures on this page included installation costs*** Grand Sub Total of Modifications: $34222 We offer Extended Warranties for all of our vehicles! We have many more affordable vehicles to choose from, check out our web site to view our entire inventory at R-Motorsports.net Please call us and schedule a test drive.
Link

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Stumbled onto this sale site called lemonfree. Some savvy seller posted an Evo for sale, and to make their listing more attractive from the search view, they used a stock photo for the first picture, which is the only one shown in search:

A nice little ploy.
http://www.lemonfree.com/JA3AH86D35U046846.html

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


MrSaturn posted:

I don't know what the dick, but I think I want it.



For all the money spent on that, he could have gotten a real Lotus 2-Eleven instead of butchering an Elise.

exhaust heat
Dec 23, 2010

by Lowtax
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-heavy-equipment-heavy-trucks-r-W0QQAdIdZ254446607

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
http://tippecanoe.craigslist.org/cto/2240793075.html

The perfect mail delivery car, 1970 silver shadow right hand drive. $7,800 bucks.

UnkleBoB
Jul 24, 2000

Beginner's Version, Copyright,
1991 - Please Copy and Distribute
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/2243081000.html

Oh boy!

quote:

1985 HONDA SABRE - $1900 (THONOTOSASSSA)
V 65 1100 CC 122 HP 30 THOUSAND ORIGINAL MILES NEW FRONT TIRE 1,900 OR BEST OFFER RUNS PERFECT VERY FAST REALLY DONT WANT TO SELL BUT I HAVE TO!!!!!! GETTING TO OLD TO RIDE THIS FAST THING !!!!!!!! CALL ME 813-433-8213 just remember all original and in excellant condition this is a bike you can just tag and title and go you dont have to fix anything it is ready for the street!!!!!!

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!
Someone needs to buy this and make a nice track van out of it. If I had a spare $700 around, I'd buy it:

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/2243770037.html

quote:

Selling my 1989 plymouth turbo van. Its cranks and runs but needs work. Good body ,some scratches. Not sure whats wrong could be something simple , it hesitates if you accelerate too fast. Selling as is for 700 obo. If it dosent sell it will go to cash for junk. The van runs just dont have time,the know how or money to fix it. Text anytime. NO CALLS 5o4 41o 7o47

Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000
The hesitation is probably just the hall effect sensor in the distributor.

Lagg
Nov 10, 2005

The wilder the hat, the wilder the man.

Elephanthead posted:

http://tippecanoe.craigslist.org/cto/2240793075.html

The perfect mail delivery car, 1970 silver shadow right hand drive. $7,800 bucks.

Yeah, but to pull it off with proper aires you'd need to hire a driver to drive while you sorted mail in the back and then stuffed it into the mail boxes...

All whilst wearing a monocle

:wotwot:

Rogz
Jul 22, 2009

Mr booby head vagina man.



quote:

MR2 TURBO T BAR, ENGINE SEIZED, NO MOT, NO TAX, TATTY, SPARES OR REPAIR CAR IS COMPLETE AND I WILL NOT BREAK, MUST GO ASAP BUT BY THIS WEEKEND , SUN AT THE LATEST , WAS GOING TO REPAIR BUT I'VE LOST MY STORAGE FACILITY SO MUST GO TO HIGHEST BIDDER ,ANY QUERIES PHONE MARK ON 07855249822 WILL NOT DRIVE MUST BE REMOVED BY TRAILER OR TRUCK .IT COULD BE TOWED BUT WOULD NOT RECOMMEND ANY LONG DISTANCE

PHOTO OF CAR IS ONLY LIBRARY PHOTO AND NOT ACTUAL CAR FOR SALE. REAL PHOTOS WILL BE ADDED ASAP




Oh, really. :colbert:

Rogz fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Mar 4, 2011

MATLAB 1988
Sep 20, 2009
Have I posted about my Subaru XT yet? Here are pictures of my Subaru XT. POST POST POST.
Anything you can do, a Unimog can do better.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/2242097121.html

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Wandering Idiot
Jul 22, 2003

by Ozma
Too dumb to spell Parisienne.

http://memphis.craigslist.org/cto/2243869902.html


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