KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

jojoinnit posted:

Oh, hey! Hey, have I told you about my bunions? Oh, you're gonna love this story! So, I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up, they keep falling into my foot bath!

Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories of of Newman, but they all stink!

# ? Feb 16, 2012 18:37

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# ? May 29, 2024 16:17

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Bernie is dead, you morons! Just because he's wearing sunglasses he looks alive?? :ughh:

# ? Feb 16, 2012 22:09

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

Again with the oranges?

# ? Feb 17, 2012 00:06

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Relayer posted:

Bernie is dead, you morons! Just because he's wearing sunglasses he looks alive??

Elaine, I don't think I can be with someone who doesn't like the English Patient.

(We're reading the english patient in my Canadian lit class and this is all I can think about.)

Stop telling your stupid story about the desert and just DIE already!

# ? Feb 17, 2012 00:34

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Chexoid posted:

Elaine, I don't think I can be with someone who doesn't like the English Patient.

(We're reading the english patient in my Canadian lit class and this is all I can think about.)

Stop telling your stupid story about the desert and just DIE already!

shhhhhhhh

Oh GO TO HELL!!

# ? Feb 17, 2012 00:49

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get 'em for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans

# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:10

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

T. Fine posted:

Who buys an umbrella anyway? You get 'em for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans

Those belong to people.

# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:20

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

It always bugs me how Jerry smugly informs that guy on the street that he's doing the umbrella twirl too fast, but then later when he's showing George the technique he's spinning it WAY faster than the street guy was. *SCOFF*

# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:22

isnt that right: Dec 8, 2009

Relayer posted:

It always bugs me how Jerry smugly informs that guy on the street that he's doing the umbrella twirl too fast, but then later when he's showing George the technique he's spinning it WAY faster than the street guy was. *SCOFF*

I'm right there with you, I found it disorienting.

# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

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# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:36

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

You said you liked horse manure?

# ? Feb 17, 2012 01:46

Macaluso: Sep 23, 2005; I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

I just love George's manure explanation about why it's actually good. Nothing about it makes any sense at all, but he says it so proudly like why has no one ever thought of that before

# ? Feb 17, 2012 04:38

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

"I said do you wanna go for a walk or something.."

"Oh, a walk, well.."

"Or something, I said or something!"

"Or something... ..yeah, that's a date."

# ? Feb 17, 2012 04:45

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

It's the way they just slip it in there!
"My boyfriend loves watches, he's a real watch freak." Well that's fabulous!

# ? Feb 17, 2012 05:13

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

HEY! Yeah. I got a message for you. You tell your friend George, that the next time I see him around here, I�m going to turn him into my own, personal, hand-puppet.

# ? Feb 17, 2012 05:22

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Macaluso posted:

I just love George's manure explanation about why it's actually good. Nothing about it makes any sense at all, but he says it so proudly like why has no one ever thought of that before

It's "ma", which is good, then "nure", which is also good. Ma-nure.

# ? Feb 17, 2012 06:36

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

The Narrator posted:

It's "ma", which is good, then "nure", which is also good. Ma-nure.

It took me until my most recent watch a couple months ago to realize that he was saying "newer" and there wasn't some weird word called "nure" that I didn't know.

# ? Feb 17, 2012 07:11

Billy Zane: Jun 24, 2003; Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

Poque posted:

It took me until my most recent watch a couple months ago to realize that he was saying "newer" and there wasn't some weird word called "nure" that I didn't know.

I always interpreted that as "knew 'er," so the end result is like saying you knew someone's ma.

# ? Feb 17, 2012 08:07

AE: Jul 7, 2006; by Shine

See, it's "newer," which is good, but with a "ma" in front of it. It's the craziest thing.

# ? Feb 17, 2012 08:20

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Svenjolly

# ? Feb 17, 2012 08:20

Valhalska: May 3, 2007; Please do not be alarmed, we are about to engage...
The Nozzle.

Did you just say redicurous?

# ? Feb 17, 2012 08:43

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Oolarg posted:

Did you just say redicurous?

You're not Chinese!

# ? Feb 17, 2012 09:13

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

Jerusalem posted:

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What about a new way of televising opera?

# ? Feb 17, 2012 12:48

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Hank Morgan posted:

What about a new way of televising opera?

Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle.

# ? Feb 17, 2012 16:30

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Svenjolly

I hear you make a mean a-calazone

# ? Feb 17, 2012 16:36

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I�d be standing here, about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would�ve said you�re crazy. Now let�s push this giant ball of oil out the window.

# ? Feb 17, 2012 16:51