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Vegan Unaware Pineapple He's Eating Once Used to Beat Cow to Death just a picture, but the headline is the first one that made me chuckle out loud in a while
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Disgusted Researchers Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Find Out How Much Mayo The Average American Consumes Yearly
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Evil Mastermind posted:‘Dr. Mario’ Has Given Too Many People A Warped Idea Of The Medical Profession https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/10/161005114317.htm Shoulda just rotated the Thalidomide molecules
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Evil Mastermind posted:‘Dr. Mario’ Has Given Too Many People A Warped Idea Of The Medical Profession Oh god, the ending. Just yesterday I picked up my forceps and—being ever so careful not to touch the sides of the incision and get shocked—removed an ice cream cone from a man’s skull, successfully treating his brain freeze.
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Beautiful: Watch This Elderly Man Finally Get His Lifelong Wish Of Gyrating And Coughing Onstage While Angry People Throw Vegetables At Him
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Trump Administration Worried President Burning Through Minority Scapegoats At Unsustainable Rate
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David Byrne Holds Up Old Suit To Show How Far He’s Come In Weight Loss Journey
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Onion Fact Checks: Anthony Scaramucci’s ‘New Yorker’ Interviewquote:“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.” Context: http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon
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I'm at a loss for words as to how perfect this is Clickhole is technically the Onion, fight me about it
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It's too bad The Mooch got axed as quickly as he did, he could have been a goldmine. Luckily we still have this: ‘So Fuckin’ Sorry To Hear About This poo poo,’ Reads Outpouring Of Sympathetic Texts From Scaramucci’s Friends, Family
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Clickhole just had a story about a worrying new teen craze and it reminds me of this classic Onion video about teens enriching uranium.
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Twitter Introduces Red X Mark To Verify Users It’s Okay To Harass Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb
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‘Leaking Sure Is Cool, Huh, Guys?’ Says Disguised John Kelly To White House Aides
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My Advice To Anyone Starting A Business Is To Remember That Someday I Will Crush You by Jeff Bezos Ha ha ha?
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Evil Mastermind posted:‘Leaking Sure Is Cool, Huh, Guys?’ Says Disguised John Kelly To White House Aides is that you brian williams?
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Ominous Darkness Descending On Webpage Portends Grim Age Of Autoplaying Ad To Come
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4 Times Jackie Chan Wept When He Was Forced To Beat Up Terminally Ill Children By The Make-A-Wish Foundation These visits sound awesome AND emotionally devastating for poor Jackie.
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HardDiskD posted:i got 12 chads 15 
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I only got one boy. But he was really hot! But he brought his girlfriend. Something about this has a real Teen Girl Squad vibe.
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You got: 68 boys showed up in your yard NICE. That's a lot of boys! Now if only we could find one more. That would be even nicer.
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beefnoodle posted:You got: 68 boys showed up in your yard I had 665, but with the same flavor text.
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You got: 665 boys showed up in your yard Holy smokes, you REALLY know how to make a tantalizing milkshake! If only we could get one more boy down here, then it'd really be a party. 
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Me IRL: Plan To Be More Positive Off To lovely loving Start
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Alcoholic Recovered (just a pic)
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You’re Hogwarts’ Only Guidance Counselor. Can You Convince Anyone To Go To College?
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ultrafilter posted:You’re Hogwarts’ Only Guidance Counselor. Can You Convince Anyone To Go To College? quote:“It’s obvious you’re lying. The ornate tattoo on your neck that says ‘LIAR’ is glowing.” oh my god this is amazing
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AtraMorS posted:Alcoholic Recovered Holy poo poo
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quote:You seized the day. You did your job. You got one loving kid to go to college. 
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