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 my favorite part is the alternative is even more absurdly and hilariously evil the other possibility posted:his phone is autocorrecting to heel because uses that word so often
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Maybe he is really into high heels and that's just on his mind a lot
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Sep 1, 2017 13:18
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or he's had a secret hobby involving dogs we've somehow never known about
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Sep 1, 2017 13:19
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heel spurs. turn heel. it all make's sense...
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Sep 1, 2017 13:20
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Trump is a part of the 87% of Americans who are at best intermediate readers, of course he doesn't know how to spell the word heal. He also probably uses speech input because keyboards with letters confuse him.
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Sep 1, 2017 13:20
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https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/903354514878734336
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If you can't handle me at my heeling, then you don't deserve me at my healing
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Posting a lol in this thread while the world is still here
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I think the "heel" is intentional so that we don't point out how incredibly stupid it is to talk about how far along the state is when the disaster is still unfolding.
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Random Stranger posted:I think the "heel" is intentional so that we don't point out how incredibly stupid it is to talk about how far along the state is when the disaster is still unfolding. it's an n-dimensional strategy; he smrt!
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Schlub Husband posted:The POTUS really does not know how to spell the word heal. He has made the exact same error twice now. He is 71 years old and the POTUS and he can't spell heal. Because he is retarded (and also the POTUS). Three times. The first time he did it he deleted the tweet, posted another one that was reworded but still spelled "heel." Then he got it right on the third try. The president's brain is a viscous mush lol
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Sep 1, 2017 13:41
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i'm donald trumps dying brain *barely does anything all day*
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Sep 1, 2017 13:47
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Three times. The first time he did it he deleted the tweet, posted another one that was reworded but still spelled "heel." Then he got it right on the third try. Haha what a dumb rear end
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/903597166249246720 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/903600265420578819 13 minutes to get that second one out, lol
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mono posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/903597166249246720 So I guess that means Kelly will be spending the day packing up his office.
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Sep 1, 2017 13:54
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What I think of every time he splits his tweets up 
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mono posted:Maybe he is really into high heels and that's just on his mind a lot It's a wrestling term for bad guy. The opposite is face; AKA the good guy. Trump still reliving those glorious heydays.
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8:30, Kelly catches Trump on his phone and dares him to send a tweet 8:45, Kelly turns and walks away
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 cmon kelly cant i just sent one tweet?? It'll be about how great you are as chief of staff. well okay(later)  what the gently caress is this poo poo??https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/903585873614303234 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/903587428488839170 ah jeez well tell you what i'll make the tweet praising you two tweets
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Random Stranger posted:So I guess that means Kelly will be spending the day packing up his office. I've been expecting ever since the stories about him trying to limit Donny's phone use. Kelly has a week left at best.
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Well isn't that precious? I love it.
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Rex is another moron, he is in over his head almost as much as 2Scoops Here's a bigly lol from the maverick I notice he wasn't calling for this poo poo during any of Obama's 8 years. Fucker.
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bloom posted:I've been expecting ever since the stories about him trying to limit Donny's phone use. Kelly has a week left at best. My actual guess is that Kelly is going to refuse to quit and refuse to accept anyone but Trump's authority to fire him. This is going to lead to hilarious hijinx as Trump does insane things to make him quit without actually firing him. And since Trump is too much of a spineless weakling to actually stand up to anyone in person, Kelly is just going to keep bullying Trump while Trump gets passive aggressive. Eventually Trump will do one of his hand off firings ala Comey, but I think it's going to take a while. "A while" being about a month in Trump time.
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Avirosb posted:Is the Onion too good or is the real world too terrible Yes
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Bob NewSCART posted:MAGA! *ruins entire country* That's the 37th inverse dimension super chess move. He's making more people interested in constitutional rules and limiting government then ever before!
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haljordan posted:Rex is another moron, he is in over his head almost as much as 2Scoops I liked the part where he said our defense spending is inadequate The Pentagon is the most wasteful department on earth? Better pump so more money in there to make up for it
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Don't we have more naval destroyers than the next twenty countries combined or some crazy number?
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Just managed to get hold of a pristine first edition of Trump's bestseller. 
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haljordan posted:Rex is another moron, he is in over his head almost as much as 2Scoops I'm not a math wizard but I'm struggling to come up with any metric by which our defense spending can called 'woefully inadequate' since we spend more money on defense than the GDP of most other countries. John McCain, a man who always tries to say the right thing but then heel (heal) turns and does the worst possible thing is actually demonstrably worse than someone who is merely a xenophobic shithead with conviction. Edit: yeah my uncle is in the Air Force and he told me a couple years ago that if you split all of our air power up by division of military branch, we have the 5 largest air powers in the world under our command and on top that pork barrel military spending has been at record setting highs every year between World War II and... uh, Obama? Or did he spend all the money on drones? Bust Rodd fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Sep 1, 2017 |
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haljordan posted:Don't we crash more naval destroyers than the next twenty countries combined or some crazy number? fixed that.
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outy posted:Just managed to get hold of a pristine first edition of Trump's bestseller. Dis a gud lol
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Bacon Taco posted:how is babby predisent? how Trump got potus
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Retards. How do they work?
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Avirosb posted:how Trump got potus They need to do way instain electoral college
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Twitter would still have all the destroyed tweets and I wonder if they would all get turned over to the Library of Congress or whatever. We will be able to see all the gaffes and spelling mistakes and corrections and that's a lol.
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outy posted:Just managed to get hold of a pristine first edition of Trump's bestseller.  Are potus.
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Pussy Quipped posted:I need a screencap of the heel tweet, POTUS has destroyed it from public record illegally again. I need that extra lol this morning. I still had my old Twitter tab open: 
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