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GrimGypsy posted:oh poo poo how could I forget his herald galactus!jeb deserves a better herald 
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Guy Goodbody posted:That would be a good name. When I found him on Thursday he was all tired and week, he would just sleep in his box and wake up occasionally to make sure I was still there. Now he has become a tiny tornado made of needle-like teeth. All he wants to do is bite my hand. He'll sleep for like an hour to regain his energy to attack me some more. I have bought him multiple toys, and if I stick them in between my hand and his mouth that'll buy me like two or three seconds before he realizes that I tricked him, and he will seek out my hand again Tiny Old Scratch, trying to regain his form 
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I set up his box on a pad in my closet, and earlier today he walked into the closet and started beeping like he was in distress. so i went to check on him. as soon as I was in sight he let out the world's tiniest roar and charged at me
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/883394280466767874 Ugggh
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Internet Webguy posted:https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/883682642104913920 Great idea
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SKULL.GIF posted:remember everyone talking about that good June jobs report? Two choices: 1) Economists don't know what they're doing because Economics is a bullshit pseudoscience 2) They're evil
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i have posted about this before but giving jeb the sword of chang early just gives you one of the bad endings you have to wait until trump comes into possession of the orb and THEN you give jeb the sword the timing is key if you don't want to just get ending b over and over
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Evil_Greven posted:Two choices: lol if you think these are exclusive
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Jazerus posted:i have posted about this before but giving jeb the sword of chang early just gives you one of the bad endings well you can get his ultimate weapon America the Jebglock instead but it requires way too much grinding imo
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Jazerus posted:i have posted about this before but giving jeb the sword of chang early just gives you one of the bad endings at the rate we're going I think Obama may have found all the hidden weapons and we're careening towards Ending D the watchers are yooge lalalala
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Lastgirl posted:extremely kraftwerk:] we are the mcnugbots 
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Al! posted:well you can get his ultimate weapon America the Jebglock instead but it requires way too much grinding imo oh ya on average it takes 6 hours to get 10 units of the guac of destiny to use in the crafting recipe
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Holy gently caress! I had those when I was a kid. I had the french fries one.
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Jul 9, 2017 07:42
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CNN is the Clinton news network and they just cant accept it!
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dude was grown in a vat just for this one moment in time
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lol All The President's Men is on owns
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wow talk about a blast from the past, i remember these
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Mr. Sharps posted:CNN is the Clinton news network and they just cant accept it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_HGkdqA5ic
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it can't be that hard to try and human it up
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what the gently caress is this shite you gotta be squiddin me  fuckerberg human bread pez dispenser
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Office Pig posted:it can't be that hard to try and human it up 
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Zeroisanumber posted:Holy gently caress! I had those when I was a kid. I had the french fries one. me too i made 'em fight with the rock lords because they were equally lame and didn't stand a chance against the transformers
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it's simple: zuck must consume bread in order to convert its carbohydrates and nutrients into energy so he can be high-energy
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The new Zuckbot 8.0 comes equipped with a fully functioning digestive system. It also has joints with fine enough motor control to move a slice of toast through a 75 degree angle from mouth to plate without spilling crumbs on this meticulously intern-polished kitchen floor. Order now and you can have your own Zuckbot 8.0 for eight easy payments of $189999.99, offer not valid in the states of Hawaii and Florida.
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Lastgirl posted:what the gently caress is this shite you gotta be squiddin me what you got a problem with eating slices of bread while being filmed now???
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[video editor voice] aaaaand smash cut to a different angle when he chomps the toast. bam, look at that, visceral as heck, beautiful, i can really feel that chomp.
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Vertical Lime posted:piss tape is real as real as the horse that fucks mike pence
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galenanorth posted:The new Zuckbot 8.0 comes equipped with a fully functioning digestive system. It also has joints with fine enough motor control to move a slice of toast through a 75 degree angle from mouth to plate without spilling crumbs on this meticulously intern-polished kitchen floor. Order now and you can have your own Zuckbot 8.0 for eight easy payments of $189999.99, offer not valid in the states of Hawaii and Florida. what are some of it's capabilities?
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If I cant even be filmed in my kitchen eating a slice of bread in front of a toaster while trying to look casual then I dont even know what America is anymore
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