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Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005

ApathyGifted posted:

I would just love to see a modern car that's been built with the sole purpose of answering "just how loving insanely fast can we make this thing around a track?"
I thought that's what that Red Bull X1 thing was supposed to be. I don't know if it would work as well in real life as it does in GT5, but I'd sure love to find out.

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Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
http://www.break.com/break-originals/other-funny-stuff/carmageddon-the-movie-2082991

I live in LA and I'm totally stoked to see the carnage.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Shaocaholica posted:

http://www.break.com/break-originals/other-funny-stuff/carmageddon-the-movie-2082991

I live in LA and I'm totally stoked to see the carnage.

Goddammit, you went and got my hopes up :(

I guess I'll just have to watch Death Race 2000 for the millionth time...

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.
Barats and Bereta: Great Pick-up Lines in American History

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7Y121LgY0

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

totalnewbie posted:

Barats and Bereta: Great Pick-up Lines in American History

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7Y121LgY0
And this is automotive related how?

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Hello Spaceman posted:

The FIA Institute has been doing testing with various canopy solutions, toying with the idea of having closed-cockpit F1 cars. Here's what they've found, so far http://vimeo.com/26098946

Decapitation is already a drive-through penalty, what more do you want?

That is, decapitation that's not a "racing incident".


totalnewbie posted:

Barats and Bereta: Great Pick-up Lines in American History

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7Y121LgY0

^^^^^ Its not, but its one of the funniest loving things I've ever seen.

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.
Sorry, wrong youtube thread!

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7B_lYa5fO4&feature=related
Me like Skylines.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Why does it 'sputter' so much on the pre launch rev?

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007


Anti-lag, I believe it keeps the turbo spooled.

e: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antilag_system

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

eggyolk posted:

Anti-lag, I believe it keeps the turbo spooled.

e: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antilag_system

That seems odd that it's kicking in for a launch unless its part of launch control and artificially spooling the turbo up way higher than it normally would at the launch RPM. Hmm.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Turbines are a much better anti-lag system.

In car

I've posted it before but jesus christ.

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jul 14, 2011

Doom Sleigher
Dec 29, 2004



I want to see a Raptor drive over this really fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx4mKtlJeIs&hd=1

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

You just know the honking is the drivers head bouncing off the steering wheel.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Bumming Your Scene posted:

I want to see a Raptor drive over this really fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx4mKtlJeIs&hd=1

This makes me wish I still had my Bronco. I would charge that so hard.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Some dude bought a Dodge Charger and refused to part ways with it. 40 years later:

http://vimeo.com/22457028

God bless and godspeed, sir :patriot:

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

KozmoNaut posted:

Some dude bought a Dodge Charger and refused to part ways with it. 40 years later:

http://vimeo.com/22457028

God bless and godspeed, sir :patriot:
Had such a goofy grin on my face while watching this. What an awesome dude.

I want to show this to my dad but I think it might make him sad. He loves telling the story of how when he got out of Vietnam he bought the first '69 "Plum crazy purple" challenger in NY. Ending up selling it and regrets doing so.

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

Shaocaholica posted:

That seems odd that it's kicking in for a launch unless its part of launch control and artificially spooling the turbo up way higher than it normally would at the launch RPM. Hmm.

Turbos don't build enough rpm to create boost just being revved to a certain rpm like you would at a light, they only do it under load. The two step you hear creates and artificial load.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW

Cage posted:

I want to show this to my dad but I think it might make him sad. He loves telling the story of how when he got out of Vietnam he bought the first '69 "Plum crazy purple" challenger in NY. Ending up selling it and regrets doing so.

They will always find a way to blame you for it in their mind, even if you weren't born for years afterwards. It allows them to externalize the pain.

gently caress it, he's gonna enjoy living vicariously for a minute or two before he gets down again. Well worth it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvj8UW8_e4w

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

This is loving awesome

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


How not to remove the exhaust from an old Celica:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4d6uH-hrg8

EDIT: \/\/ But then the tasteful window decoration would have been ruined.

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Jul 18, 2011

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

KozmoNaut posted:

How not to remove the exhaust from an old Celica:


That was pretty great, but I was really hoping to see it sticking out the back window of the truck like a javelin.

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak

Cat Terrist posted:

This is loving awesome

I love how they just turn off the lights at the end when they realise there's nothing that can be done.

By the time they turn around to try and chase them, they would be long gone.

It would have been totally epic if they just joined in at the end however.

Paul Boz_
Dec 21, 2003

Sin City

KozmoNaut posted:

Some dude bought a Dodge Charger and refused to part ways with it. 40 years later:

http://vimeo.com/22457028

God bless and godspeed, sir :patriot:

Man this is great, thanks for sharing.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
Crossposting from the Autocross thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qi-wHwLMQg

On there is a DriftHD, a GoProHD, and an old Sony Cybershot.

Good enough for 9th overall (with a 2% street tire bonus) and best in class.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_v1onUZ8r8

:ironicat:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


It continues to amaze me just how deluded the entire American car industry used to be. (And still is, to a degree)

MONITORED SYSTEMS OK BEEP BEEP BOOP I AM A CAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU49ltKDXNQ

1980s.flv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaZpHSnjprI

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

KozmoNaut posted:


1980s.flv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaZpHSnjprI

I really want a Cadillac now because this ad is awesome. :colbert:

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
http://youtu.be/nsa6kq-qqIE



http://youtu.be/znB4j_PJs0o
So was the Berlinetta considered the girl version? Because thats what this commercial tells me.

Shaocaholica fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jul 18, 2011

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005


I love the nice little nose dive the MK7 does when it comes to a stop.


e:
"One of them is a Lincoln, and the other...is a Lincoln."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_UXqO7ICxI&feature=related

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005

Shaocaholica posted:

So was the Berlinetta considered the girl version? Because thats what this commercial tells me.
Ugh. Berlinettas were the worst. My friend had an automatic V6 one back in high school. Brown with gold accents and those awful gold wheels. I raced him many times and always won... In my '66 Bel-Air with a 250 L6 and a Powerglide.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Shaocaholica posted:


http://youtu.be/znB4j_PJs0o
So was the Berlinetta considered the girl version? Because thats what this commercial tells me.

The shot of it revving up to :siren:3,000 RPM:siren: on that 4,500rpm redline tach. :911:

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
Man, I'm starting to feel all nostalgic watching those 80's car commercials. Especially the Cadillac one because I remember that jingle very well... and also because I'm now aware that this was made well over 20 years ago. :corsair:

el topo fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jul 19, 2011

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

KozmoNaut posted:

It continues to amaze me just how deluded the entire American car industry used to be. (And still is, to a degree)

MONITORED SYSTEMS OK BEEP BEEP BOOP I AM A CAR

Hahaha. Well I guess it beats my friend's old Jag years ago. It had a system like that but it would never shut up "oil change need tire pressure low change brake pads spark plugs need to be rearranged change air filter seat cushion smells funny"

It was like the Wall St. stock ticker except instead of displaying stocks it nagged you about automotive maintenance.

And this was a perfectly well maintained car. They bought 2 perfectly good, running Jag's and used the one in the worst shape as a parts car.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT

KozmoNaut posted:

Some dude bought a Dodge Charger and refused to part ways with it. 40 years later:

http://vimeo.com/22457028

God bless and godspeed, sir :patriot:

He had his air filter scoop flipped over for louder noise like I did with my Road Runner :3:

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
Y'all have barely scratched the surface of bad '80s car commercials:

1985 Plymouth Duster. It's like Flashdance humped Duran Duran and this car was their hellspawn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZGwGFpjFxI

Here's a ridiculous ad for whatever the Chrysler version of the Shadow was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUlwxN8aw-o

There's another laughable Chrysler promo video from about '87 talking about the product lineup, the spokesman goes on and on about the "richly padded landau roof with accent lighting" on the New Yorker, like that makes it a goddamn Bentley. It's a K-car with a vinyl roof. Can't find this video anymore.

SPiTZ
Aug 9, 2004

VikingSkull posted:

gently caress the Batmobile, I want the Cheetah you see for a split second in the first vid.

Cheetahs :fap:

I thought I was the only one who saw that.

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
Speak n Spell vs (talking) 1986 New Yorker:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR0Ofu0M53g&feature=related

I don't know how people drove these talking cars and stayed sane.

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el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

Number_6 posted:

Here's a ridiculous ad for whatever the Chrysler version of the Shadow was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUlwxN8aw-o

What a rubbish car that was. My mom's died without any warning of oil starvation while she was driving down the highway the night of the 1988 Saguenay earthquake. She was with my dad in a roadside garage when the earthquake struck.

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