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Closing A Chapter: Last Night A Construction Crew Took Down The Controversial 400-Foot Statue Of Hitler That Welcomes Visitors To Wisconsin fuckin finally
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Leading The Resistance: eBaum’s World Is Offering Exclusive Access To An Unreleased ‘Salad Fingers’ Episode For Anyone Who Brings Them The Scalp Of A Nazi
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Leading The Resistance: eBaum’s World Is Offering Exclusive Access To An Unreleased ‘Salad Fingers’ Episode For Anyone Who Brings Them The Scalp Of A Nazi I was looking at this a little baffled before I realised that I wasn't in the Weird News Headlines thread. Had to happen to me eventually.
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catlord posted:I was looking at this a little baffled before I realised that I wasn't in the Weird News Headlines thread. Had to happen to me eventually. Especially when you just jumped from that one cause yeah 
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Aug 22, 2017 14:04
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Keeping Her Memory Alive: This Deceased Teen Is Still Getting Sexually Charged Instagram Messages 18 Months After Her Death
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Aug 23, 2017 03:26
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Aug 23, 2017 20:12
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Kelly's summer vacation has been amazing. He reaches new depths of pettiness every week.
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Aug 23, 2017 23:37
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‘No, No, Dear God No,’ Mumbles Powerball Presenter After Drawing Pitch-Black Ball
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Aug 24, 2017 04:03
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This may be the greatest article clickhole has ever created. http://www.clickhole.com/article/hypocritical-spending-it-costs-18-million-month-se-5449
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Aug 24, 2017 04:40
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Aug 25, 2017 13:47
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here's a game: try and guess the headline from the quote “This won’t be easy. If nothing else, I’m hoping it’ll be over with pretty quick.”
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Amtrak to Discontinue Mysterious Late-Night Trains to Spirit Realmquote:“These days, a lot fewer people are being drawn into an abandoned rail yard by the beguiling whisper of their lost loves only to find themselves emerging into a flickering phantasm of Grand Central Station in the 1940s,” said Moorman, noting that Amtrak had struggled to shift from a rider base of spectral gangsters and Civil War soldiers reliving their final moments on earth to millennials.
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Aug 26, 2017 04:20
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Soldier Excited To Take Over Father’s...
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Aug 26, 2017 07:07
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Aug 26, 2017 08:31
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Well, yeah. Those trains are so old, one suplex and they break right down.
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Aug 26, 2017 13:21
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This is my favorite Onion article in a long time.
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Aug 26, 2017 23:28
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Aug 29, 2017 18:41
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Finally, something Kelly and I agree on.
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Aug 29, 2017 18:48
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I'm the Low I.Q. Kids.
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Aug 30, 2017 00:37
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Look at the wife's smirk. It's payback time.
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Aug 30, 2017 00:54
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PatriotHole has a new Alex Jones-like Twitter guy. https://twitter.com/PatriotHole/status/902568114692300800 https://twitter.com/patriotholedoug/status/902557293463654400
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Aug 31, 2017 02:26
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Two from the Facebook page today: Barber Just Latest In String Of Humans To Feign Interest In What Area Man Says Report: Some Shithead Out There Makes So Much More Money Than You
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I can't wait to see how Eggbert Baxter fits into all of this. https://twitter.com/eggbertbaxter/status/902183555962470400
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I’m Sick Of Busting My rear end Doing Neo-Nazi Stuff Only To Have Some Masked Antifa Dweebs Get Credit As The Real Fascists
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Bricks Goddamned Everywhere, Reports Psychotic Study
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quote:“Bricks,” the psychotic report continued. “Bricks everywhere. Bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks, bricks, [approx. 300,000 words omitted], bricks, bricks.”
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The accompanying photo for this one is great.
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Sep 2, 2017 01:29
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I work with researchers at Penn every day, I know exactly which ones are the psychotic ones that published this story.
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Sep 2, 2017 01:31
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It’s Your Man Jeff, 9 Times
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Sep 2, 2017 15:06
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Report: Country That Might Shut Down Because President Wants Big Wall Somehow Considered Best In The World
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Sep 5, 2017 18:40
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I am shocked that this one hasn't been posted already: I Don’t Let My Kids Watch Winnie The Pooh Because I Don’t Want Them Idolizing A Fat Virgin
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Softface posted:I am shocked that this one hasn't been posted already: sirbeefalot posted:Some sage parenting advice.
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Sep 5, 2017 22:30
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The finale of Kelly's summer vacation is pretty funny. http://www.theonion.com/graphic/homeward-unbound-56849
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Sep 6, 2017 02:19
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This might be the best one yet: http://www.theonion.com/video/the-onion-looks-back-at-citizen-kane-35925
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jojoinnit posted:This might be the best one yet: Ha, weird coincidence, I was just trolling someone by arguing that we should put up memorials to the veterans who fought for the Symbionese Liberation Army.
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BORDER UNDER SIEGE! America’s Effeminate, Long-Haired Men Are Growing Their Hair Out In Order To Rapunzel Illegal Immigrants Over Trump’s Border Wall
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Sep 7, 2017 03:17
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I love Rapunzel as a verb.
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Evil Mastermind posted:BORDER UNDER SIEGE! America’s Effeminate, Long-Haired Men Are Growing Their Hair Out In Order To Rapunzel Illegal Immigrants Over Trump’s Border Wall It's such a good Alex Jones impression.
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