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spoon daddy
Aug 11, 2004
Who's your daddy?
College Slice

zoux posted:

I mean, y'all know about Vidor right.

I feel like (while we have major racial problems in Texas) we're not as bad on the whole as the traditional deep south because we didn't have the same entrenchment of plantation culture like they did in Mississippi or Alabama. But there are parts of East and Southeast TexasWest Lousiana even today that might as well be run by Bull Connor.

Fixed for you

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Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Badger of Basra posted:

I'll never understand what the gently caress is up with these people and toll roads.

https://twitter.com/amanbatheja/status/968629139107401728

Yeah. They should realize that hanging people brings back too many memories of Bad poo poo in our history. The people responsible for Houston's Toll Roads not just being regular highways should be drawn and quartered.



also lol @ sema and the conspiracy theory stuff

It's kind of a shame, I liked her stated policy positions (even if she is pretty much destined to be destroyed by beto anyways)

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

VitalSigns posted:

And I'm sure he's every bit as committed to that as he is to the DREAMers aka not at all

no, sorry, you don't get to poo poo-and-run without pushback on this one

beto's been publicly hammering ryan on daca for months and was sounding the alarm in Twenty God drat Sixteen

He voted against the December CR because it didn't include DACA and CHIP, he loving voted no on January 22 CHIP reauthorization because it didn't include DACA.

Anyone who says he's not committed to the DREAMers at all is either a nutter, an uninformed idiot, or disingenuous.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

:thunk: hm you forgot the part where he flipped on DACA and voted for the February deport-the-DREAMers budget after all

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

GreyjoyBastard posted:

no, sorry, you don't get to poo poo-and-run without pushback on this one

beto's been publicly hammering ryan on daca for months and was sounding the alarm in Twenty God drat Sixteen

He voted against the December CR because it didn't include DACA and CHIP, he loving voted no on January 22 CHIP reauthorization because it didn't include DACA.

Anyone who says he's not committed to the DREAMers at all is either a nutter, an uninformed idiot, or disingenuous.

I'll be generous and go with the latter.

Remember they'd have the 10m kids on CHIP go without healthcare while the government remains shut down so they'd feel good about how the ReTHUGlicans are feeling sad.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

VitalSigns posted:

:thunk: hm you forgot the part where he flipped on DACA and voted for the February deport-the-DREAMers budget after all

and if you want to amend your stupid comment to be less of an absolute i'd be fine with that

i even helpfully italicized the stupid part in my reply

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

zoux posted:

I'll be generous and go with the latter.

Remember they'd have the 10m kids on CHIP go without healthcare while the government remains shut down so they'd feel good about how the ReTHUGlicans are feeling sad.

OK let's give away the store every time Republicans threaten CHIP then

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/TexasMonthly/status/971141494450130946

RIP

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
This can be read two different ways:

https://twitter.com/Max_Gorden/status/971146706875224065

Good Tuesday
Feb 13, 2012

Anyone can be racist, even me.

:heritage:
Don't argue with me about gun control or I'll call you out on your racial heritage!

And lo, the Chronicle will rise from the ashes of its competitor to usher in a new era of leftist shenanigans in Austin as the leading paper

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
When should results start rolling in?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

gently caress. You'd rather see your paper's building burn down than the Gatehouse sign going up.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


TropicalCoke posted:

When should results start rolling in?

19:00


This seems like quite a bargain. Isn't the land they're sitting on worth a ton on its own?

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Just voted for district 10, a good line had built up as I was casting the ballot so perhaps that's something to be optimistic about. Or maybe not, we'll find out soon enough.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

I wound up voting Wakely but Valdez is probably my choice of the two frontrunners.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Cop who had someone die in her jail vs. boring pro life white guy is really a choice I’m not looking forward to making

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

ReidRansom posted:

19:00


This seems like quite a bargain. Isn't the land they're sitting on worth a ton on its own?

Tremendously, yes. a ton of interests have been making hungry slurping noises at this plot for years now.

Good Tuesday
Feb 13, 2012

Anyone can be racist, even me.

:heritage:
Don't argue with me about gun control or I'll call you out on your racial heritage!
Here's the NYT results page they will begin updating as numbers come in:

https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas-primary-election

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Badger of Basra posted:

Cop who had someone die in her jail vs. boring pro life white guy is really a choice I’m not looking forward to making

hadn't heard about this, glad i didn't vote for Valdez yet

fake edit: here's a good article https://www.texasobserver.org/compassionate-cop-taking-a-hard-look-at-lupe-valdez/

I can see arguments for both "she improved conditions in a pretty awful jail system" and "she didn't improve them enough".

I'm definitely hoping for possible-literal-angel-Wakely though.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The newspaper is (was) owned by Cox, but the land the newspaper plant is on is actually owned by the family that owns Cox. I should know, I sent them an email trying to convert the site to a soccer stadium.

They haven't printed the Statesman there in years.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Oh thank the Lord

https://twitter.com/TXElects/status/971193895794208769

Come on El Chico Absoluto

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Two of Abbott's handpicked candidates are losing to Sarah Davis and Lyle Larson, Cindy Burkett is beating complete nut job Bob Hall and Kel Seliger, one of the last moderate Republicans in the Senate is beating his Tea Party challengers.

Man, if Abbott goes 0-for, good luck getting your bullshit through the lower chamber

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Still in line to vote in Hays county. Been here since 6pm. Voting machines crashed like twice.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

zoux posted:

Two of Abbott's handpicked candidates are losing to Sarah Davis and Lyle Larson, Cindy Burkett is beating complete nut job Bob Hall and Kel Seliger, one of the last moderate Republicans in the Senate is beating his Tea Party challengers.

Man, if Abbott goes 0-for, good luck getting your bullshit through the lower chamber

Joe Straus chuckles heartily and has another sip of bourbon.

edit: holy poo poo he's only 58 :stare:

i thought he was an ancient, terrifying elder statesman

instead he's young-ish and terrifying

Good Tuesday
Feb 13, 2012

Anyone can be racist, even me.

:heritage:
Don't argue with me about gun control or I'll call you out on your racial heritage!

LtStorm posted:

Still in line to vote in Hays county. Been here since 6pm. Voting machines crashed like twice.

Have you seen anyone leave the line?

edit: Beto making a very strong showing on MSNBC. He pointed out that for many small towns the last national level politician they saw in person was LBJ.

Good Tuesday fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Mar 7, 2018

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



LtStorm posted:

Still in line to vote in Hays county. Been here since 6pm. Voting machines crashed like twice.

Working as intended

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Joe Straus chuckles heartily and has another sip of bourbon.

edit: holy poo poo he's only 58 :stare:

i thought he was an ancient, terrifying elder statesman

instead he's young-ish and terrifying

It's not commonly known, but the only way to become an Elder Statesman is to diablerize one and take it's place.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


Good Tuesday posted:

Have you seen anyone leave the line?

edit: Beto making a very strong showing on MSNBC. He pointed out that for many small towns the last national level politician they saw in person was LBJ.

I didn't see anyone leave the line, though I arrived as the machines crashed do people way behind me may have done so.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Does anyone know who Beto's other opponent is? All my Extremely Online friends said they were voting for Sema bc neolib shill but I have no idea who's voting for Kimbrough.

e: also certifiable nutjob Nico LaHood appears to be losing his primary for Bexar DA

Badger of Basra fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Mar 7, 2018

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Having a hearty laugh at the early TX-02 results showing Kathaleen Wall pissing away $6 million of her own money just to lose the primary but that's cut short by Todd Litton aka Decorum: The Candidate winning the democrat primary. I got one final Kathaleen Wall mailer today a full page of Uncle Sam telling me true conservatives will vote for her or some bullshit.

What's the percent to avoid a runoff?

Oh this only one precinct on the Texas Tribune page but still.
https://apps.texastribune.org/elections/2018/primary-election-results/
https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas-primary-election

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Good Tuesday posted:

Have you seen anyone leave the line?

edit: Beto making a very strong showing on MSNBC. He pointed out that for many small towns the last national level politician they saw in person was LBJ.
drat. No kidding? I believe it but still.

Badger of Basra posted:

Does anyone know who Beto's other opponent is? All my Extremely Online friends said they were voting for Sema bc neolib shill but I have no idea who's voting for Kimbrough.

e: also certifiable nutjob Nico LaHood appears to be losing his primary for Bexar DA
Sema is definitely aligned with the socialist / progressive left but she also thinks the Democrats killed Seth Rich so

I don't know anything about Kimbrough. He seems to be ahead in a few rural counties in East Texas and in the Panhandle.

Also Wall going down is a hearty lol

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Mar 7, 2018

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Comrayn posted:

Having a hearty laugh at the early TX-02 results showing Kathaleen Wall pissing away $6 million of her own money just to lose the primary but that's cut short by Todd Litton aka Decorum: The Candidate winning the democrat primary. I got one final Kathaleen Wall mailer today a full page of Uncle Sam telling me true conservatives will vote for her or some bullshit.

What's the percent to avoid a runoff?

Oh this only one precinct on the Texas Tribune page but still.

50% + 1 to avoid a runoff.

Ratmtattat
Mar 10, 2004
the hairdryer

Did my part and voted earlier. When I got to the polling station I pointed out the Democratic party and I'm guessing so few people there had done that because the lady there made sure that the guy next to her knew to grab the correct paper. Then that guy told me "If you're interested, your people are having a convention in a couple of weeks" and handed me a flyer. I'm white.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/DKElections/status/971203563761287168

Eat poo poo Schumer

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lol

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I voted early at the county elections office so I didn't get any lols. But my brother voted today at a church. Note the interior of the church was where the Republicans voted, while the Democrats were sent to some trailers on the church property. As he was walking a woman leaving the church, redirected toward the trailers, said "they're making us vote in the trailers!"

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

I voted early at the county elections office so I didn't get any lols. But my brother voted today at a church. Note the interior of the church was where the Republicans voted, while the Democrats were sent to some trailers on the church property. As he was walking a woman leaving the church, redirected toward the trailers, said "they're making us vote in the trailers!"

Apparently some nearby neighborhoods have different polling locations than me (mine are an elementary and middle school for D and R respectively) and the republican one is a funeral home. A bunch of suburban moms on Nextdoor were very upset about those dastardly democrats making them go to such a morbid location (sickos!). The omnipotent Texas Democratic Party strikes again.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
soros bought a bunch of funeral homes to make republicans vote in them

not because he thought it would do anything




dude was just drunk

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

quote:

Via Phillip Martin: "Looking at 21 races where Empower Texans endorsed tonight (not counting, like Schaeffer), THEY ARE LOSING in FOURTEEN, basic ties in 4, Currently ET is up in 3: Toth (Keough open), Boos (Burkett open), and potentially replacing Villalba, whose district may go Democratic anyway in the fall"

:twisted:

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Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
Sadly the bowtie wearing dipshit from my district is entirely uncontested because there really isn't a D or R other than Americas number #1 Conservative who wants to run in most of the whiter parts of Baytown, Highlands/Crosby, and LaPorte.

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