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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The interval from the start of the Star Wars theme storms into Disney's corporate office and raises hell in revolt against the unstoppable trend to mine nostalgia for ever accelerating consumerism. A breathtaking new film: Revenge of the Fifth.

# ? Nov 24, 2021 06:44

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# ? May 24, 2024 19:53

ChubbyChecker

take the moon posted:

twilight zone episode where the whole world turns horny and the last unhorny man runs out of water in his spray bottle

# ? Nov 24, 2021 09:25

Prof. Crocodile

take the moon posted:

twilight zone episode where the whole world turns horny and the last unhorny man runs out of water in his spray bottle

# ? Nov 24, 2021 14:01

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The Garden of Eden was built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

# ? Nov 24, 2021 18:08

alnilam

Folk music duo named Grynn & Barrett (their real names)

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Nov 24, 2021 18:14

Karate Bastard

take the moon posted:

twilight zone episode where the whole world turns horny and the last unhorny man runs out of water in his spray bottle

This one is just transcendent

# ? Nov 24, 2021 18:29

google THIS

IT'S A COCKBOOK

# ? Nov 24, 2021 20:43

Jestery: Not a Dickman, just a shape

alnilam posted:

Folk music duo named Grynn & Barrett (their real names)

https://youtu.be/M_bbU_BUIC0

# ? Nov 24, 2021 21:42

alnilam

Jestery posted:

https://youtu.be/M_bbU_BUIC0

lol

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Nov 24, 2021 22:35

Skanky Burns

All you ate buffet

Its a vomitorium with cutlery and straws

# ? Nov 25, 2021 02:19

more falafel please: forums poster

poster who thinks "smh" stands for "suck my hog"

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:35

Finger Prince

more falafel please posted:

poster who thinks "smh" stands for "suck my hog"

It doesn't?

# ? Nov 25, 2021 04:43

Dip Viscous

CJ from san andreas except when he states his full name after shooting someone it's 27 names followed by "Jim" and his mom isn't really dead

# ? Nov 25, 2021 12:20

Dip Viscous

adter 571 years on the east coast, it was time to head home

# ? Nov 25, 2021 12:25

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

An Austin Powers games where you get to do the part where you unfreeze and piss and you gotta keep pressing "A" to piss.

# ? Nov 25, 2021 14:23

Karate Bastard

F

FFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFF FFF FF FF COME ON YOU CAN DO IIIIIIIT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOH MY GOD *hand cramp*

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Nov 25, 2021

# ? Nov 25, 2021 22:20

Karate Bastard

One F per piss, or per respect paid

can't recall which game

# ? Nov 25, 2021 22:21

google THIS

Oops, I forgot to [B]ehave

# ? Nov 26, 2021 00:09

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The Cloaca Diatribes.

# ? Nov 26, 2021 10:23

Jestery: Not a Dickman, just a shape

The penis lecture

# ? Nov 26, 2021 10:38

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The Vas Deferens Exegesis

# ? Nov 26, 2021 17:46

Jestery: Not a Dickman, just a shape

The butholé burps

# ? Nov 27, 2021 02:02

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Memes as a type of vaudeville act

(Spoken with a fast, slightly nasily voice)

"No can do, Johnny, nobody's into rare peepers anymore especially not ones about the kaiser! Take that kaiser roll and roll on out of here with that nonsense!"

# ? Nov 27, 2021 03:06

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Klingon product endorsements.

# ? Nov 27, 2021 18:37

Karate Bastard

Do you mean like, experience beath, or as in products for klingons?

# ? Nov 28, 2021 00:46

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I mean Klingon characters endorsing everyday products like what you'd buy in a store.

# ? Nov 28, 2021 08:48

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Gowron doing ads for "I can't Believe It's Not Butter".

# ? Nov 28, 2021 09:20

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

"As head of the high council, I am long wise in the ways of guile. But Romulan warbirds decloaking off the port could never have prepared me for this perfidious margarine which cloaks itself as butter."

Cutaway to the product on a plate and then Gowron stabs it with a Klingon knife.

# ? Nov 28, 2021 09:27

Twenty Four

Standing in the kitchen for ten minutes, continuously hitting the pop up button on the toaster every few seconds because I can't make my mind up if I want bread or toast.

# ? Nov 28, 2021 10:24

Twenty Four

Eventually deciding that I want bread but now it's filthy because I haven't cleaned my toaster since the day I bought it, so tearing it up and throwing it out in the yard for the birds and getting a fresh slice of bread, and thinking "hmm, maybe I'll have a piece of toast".

# ? Nov 28, 2021 10:34

ChubbyChecker

"I can't believe this butter has honor!"

# ? Nov 28, 2021 10:50

Karate Bastard

*smack lips* hmm yes, this margarine sure is butt, however I would have wagered it to be moreso

# ? Nov 28, 2021 11:25

Jestery: Not a Dickman, just a shape

Twenty Four posted:

Standing in the kitchen for ten minutes, continuously hitting the pop up button on the toaster every few seconds because I can't make my mind up if I want bread or toast.

I feel seen

# ? Nov 28, 2021 11:32

Twenty Four

Jestery posted:

I feel seen

Thank you my joke about my own indecisiveness is not alone. At least I can do my best to joke about anxiety!

# ? Nov 28, 2021 12:30

Karate Bastard

When you are taking a selfie, do you prefer to be on the left or right hand side in the photo?

# ? Nov 28, 2021 13:20

Prof. Crocodile

Karate Bastard posted:

*smack lips* hmm yes, this margarine sure is butt, however I would have wagered it to be moreso

# ? Nov 29, 2021 04:21

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Samuel L Jackson with a gun to Nietzche's head.

"Does he look like an abyss?"

# ? Nov 29, 2021 10:39

ChubbyChecker

Prurient Squid posted:

Samuel L Jackson with a gun to Nietzche's head.

"Does he look like an abyss?"

# ? Nov 29, 2021 13:52

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Prurient Squid posted:

Samuel L Jackson with a gun to Nietzche's head.

"Does he look like an abyss?"

# ? Nov 29, 2021 18:31

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# ? May 24, 2024 19:53

more falafel please: forums poster

Prurient Squid posted:

Samuel L Jackson with a gun to Nietzche's head.

"Does he look like an abyss?"

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Nov 30, 2021 00:19

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