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Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009


https://twitter.com/batshit_auspol/status/1730548513090785718?s=46&t=yDHjy1soyJTh5HhA6M6DbA

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018


GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

this account is a powerful pro follow

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

https://x.com/CarolMaps/status/1730345163992473744?s=20

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

wash bucket posted:

It's a drat shame because you can see the glimmer of promise in this technology

:dafuq:

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ultrakillblast/status/1730683579829551430?s=20

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


I’m sorry, you can’t tell a group of people no matter their position that bees explode when they nut and expect them not to crack up

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


I always wanted that animal as a friend

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006


:shrug: It is kinda neat if you're just playing around with chatgpt.

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

freeedr posted:

I always wanted that animal as a friend
Wasn't it implied that he hosed that thing?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://x.com/BudrykZack/status/1730778218116858332?s=20

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

it's nice to finally feel like my vote counts

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/babble____/status/1730617879244968186?s=46

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1730786010626445618?s=20

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Ommin posted:

Wasn't it implied that he hosed that thing?

Friends with benefits.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Explain plz

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

they pronounce 'maggot' and 'sagat' in a way that rhymes

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1454923880339066884

https://twitter.com/ViolaHederacea/status/1610330111005556736

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

This popped up on a Christmas Spotify mix about 5 years ago while we were driving through a winter lights festival with my wife’s mother and our small children in the car. I wasn’t familiar with the song :smith:

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Frank Frank posted:

This popped up on a Christmas Spotify mix about 5 years ago while we were driving through a winter lights festival with my wife’s mother and our small children in the car. I wasn’t familiar with the song :smith:

We call this a Bobby Brown moment

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

That’s how you get to hilarious things like an 11-year-old crooning Take Me To Church without the slightest understanding of the song’s meaning. Parenthood is a grand journey.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
I remember being a kid riding in the car with my parents and my mom was singing along to Afternoon Delight and my dad just out of nowhere turns the radio off and says witheringly 'woman you dont know a goddamned thing about afternoon delight, shut the gently caress up'

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

tactlessbastard posted:

I remember being a kid riding in the car with my parents and my mom was singing along to Afternoon Delight and my dad just out of nowhere turns the radio off and says witheringly 'woman you dont know a goddamned thing about afternoon delight, shut the gently caress up'

hosed up if true

Subjunctive posted:

I was driving my 16 yo and her newish boyfriend around the other day and my kid saw Nine Inch Nails on one of the satellite stations, but luckily I stopped her before she actually switched us to Closer; I would have had to sing along.

hosed up if true

Dameius has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Dec 2, 2023

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I was driving my 16 yo and her newish boyfriend around the other day and my kid saw Nine Inch Nails on one of the satellite stations, but luckily I stopped her before she actually switched us to Closer; I would have had to sing along.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

tactlessbastard posted:

I remember being a kid riding in the car with my parents and my mom was singing along to Afternoon Delight and my dad just out of nowhere turns the radio off and says witheringly 'woman you dont know a goddamned thing about afternoon delight, shut the gently caress up'

So you’re saying you’re a junior

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Subjunctive posted:

I was driving my 16 yo and her newish boyfriend around the other day and my kid saw Nine Inch Nails on one of the satellite stations, but luckily I stopped her before she actually switched us to Closer; I would have had to sing along.

Lol

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/ancommiey/status/1730778510623375780?s=46

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.




:drat:

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/sam6788_/status/1730619577153855915

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Pooreidolia

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/NeilNevins/status/1730782532797436196

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Dameius posted:

Nine Inch Nails

One of my daughters is really into NIN (much to my delight) and while discussing albums with her over the summer the topic of Closer came up and she got super uncomfortable and so did I so we just changed the subject. I did give her my Downward Spiral tour shirt though so hooray for generation bonding I guess.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I don't get it. Who or what is "Dulles"?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Tiggum posted:

I don't get it. Who or what is "Dulles"?

A political figure at the time.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Foster_Dulles

He was acting like he didn't know him either.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Tiggum posted:

I don't get it. Who or what is "Dulles"?

You are. You left off a “t” though

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/kimchicel/status/1719461803619438951

https://twitter.com/smoothcoke/status/1729278733800935463

https://twitter.com/mattybtweets69/status/1730827457182285861

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
https://twitter.com/BirdRespecter/status/1731166431876919375

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Tiggum posted:

I don't get it. Who or what is "Dulles"?

It's an airport with zero charm. For decades it didn't have metro access to DC. When you get off an international flight you get crammed into these stupid buses that drive you to a single hall for border control where you could be behind no one or a thousand people.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Mauser posted:

It's an airport with zero charm. For decades it didn't have metro access to DC. When you get off an international flight you get crammed into these stupid buses that drive you to a single hall for border control where you could be behind no one or a thousand people.



They have a subway now that replaced most of those busses. I actually prefer flying out of Dulles over National. BWI is probably the least crowded but it’s out of the way and ugly as hell.

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
I got the bus all three times I flew in there this year. They also changed up how they do the global entry line so it was a big loving mess of long lines everywhere on my last trip

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