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Family Photo: Dec 26, 2005; *cheese*

Tear off the boulder from the little dudes' building and roll it at them Indiana Jones-style!

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:23

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 10:12

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Aleldtritch posted:

Since the mushrooms expanded your mind do some calculations on the wall of how to repair your ship so it can travel through dimensions. Use the blood of those little creatures as ink.

This, become the next Dr Who!

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:23

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Aleldtritch posted:

Since the mushrooms expanded your mind do some calculations on the wall of how to repair your ship so it can travel through dimensions. Use the blood of those little creatures as ink.

Let's roll.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:24

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

I guess now that they're dead they won't be needing anything in their houses, loot whatever you can from them.

e: store some extra ink in your hat, you may need it later

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:25

snowcake: Apr 3, 2003; when in rome, we shall do as the romans, when in hell, we do shots at the bar.

I say explore deeper into the cave. (this is a cave,right?)

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:27

Manos del Sino: Apr 12, 2004; Original Pony; Soiled Meat

Why do these threads always devolve into eating the local flora and fauna?

Try something different - since they are already dead, use their blood as Woad and fashion a kilt from a large mushroom cap!

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:28

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Manos del Sino posted:

Why do these threads always devolve into eating the local flora and fauna?

Goons are a violent group of people. I guess.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:28

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Aleldtritch posted:

Since the mushrooms expanded your mind do some calculations on the wall of how to repair your ship so it can travel through dimensions. Use the blood of those little creatures as ink.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:30

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

snowcake posted:

I say explore deeper into the cave. (this is a cave,right?)

Yeah, good idea.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:33

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Consume the blood of the fallen, can't hurt now can it?

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:33

Bonk: Aug 4, 2002; Douche Baggins

You have a hat that looks like a crown. Fashion the mushrooms into pauldrons for your shoulders, and use your lab coat as a cape.

Whoever you meet here, it'd be safer if they thought you were royalty.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:34

The Iron Giant: Dec 27, 2003; DOMO ORIGATO
MISTER ROBOTO

I'm voting this thread a 5, because your animation style is brilliant. I'm also enjoying the suggestions from everyone.

Your scientist should take that hanging can off the ceiling.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:35

Al: Dec 30, 2004; I'm not that Al.

Take the blue can hanging from the ceiling. Clearly you'll need to collect all of them to solve some puzzle later.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:35

Pup: Oct 5, 2005; He ended up where he started, in the middle of the deserted main street. He had shot and killed thirty-nine men, fourteen women, and five children. He had sh

As is customary, somersault down the incline

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:36

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Sit on the house and rest up for a few minutes. You're obviously suffering from trauma and need to regain your senses

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:36

Lord Dudeguy: Sep 17, 2006; [Insert good English here]

Investigate small indigenous buildings for usable materials.

Also voting 5.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:37

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Bonk posted:

You have a hat that looks like a crown. Fashion the mushrooms into pauldrons for your shoulders, and use your lab coat as a cape.

Whoever you meet here, it'd be safer if they thought you were royalty.

drat, that's a good loving idea.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:37

AwkwardKnob: Dec 29, 2004; A good pun is like a good steak: A rare medium well done

Microwave posted:

Ha ha ha ha, loving awesome

Drink that can of blue liquid! If I know my other-dimensional science, it'll shrink you down to the size of those little creatures -- I'd arm myself first though, they're probably pissed you took drugs and killed some of their own to draw with...

edit: it'll help you look like a king now

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:38

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

The Iron Giant posted:

I'm voting this thread a 5, because your animation style is brilliant. I'm also enjoying the suggestions from everyone.

Your scientist should take that hanging can off the ceiling.

Can acquired. It is empty.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:38

The Iron Giant: Dec 27, 2003; DOMO ORIGATO
MISTER ROBOTO

Microwave posted:

Can acquired. It is empty.

Is it made out of tin? Or some other mooninite space compound?

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:38

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Microwave posted:

drat, that's a good loving idea.

Sit on the house, use it as a throne, see if anyone comes to you.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:39

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

The Iron Giant posted:

It is made out of tin, I presume. Or is it?

Do I look like a metal inspector to you?

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:39

z0g: Jul 15, 2003; by Fragmaster

Microwave posted:

drat, that's a good loving idea.

See if that can is usable as a one way radio.

Also see if those houses are made out of cardboard. If so then you can draw up your escape plans on them.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:39

snowcake: Apr 3, 2003; when in rome, we shall do as the romans, when in hell, we do shots at the bar.

knock on the door

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:40

Pup: Oct 5, 2005; He ended up where he started, in the middle of the deserted main street. He had shot and killed thirty-nine men, fourteen women, and five children. He had sh

Continue on in the cave, puffing out your chest and holding your chin up high since, after all, you're royalty.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:40

AwkwardKnob: Dec 29, 2004; A good pun is like a good steak: A rare medium well done

Wait a minute.... Microwave, that's not a label on the empty can. It's a MAP! These drat fool creatures must navigate by tin can! Pick it up and examine it to get a feel for your whereabouts

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:42

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Pup posted:

As is customary, somersault down the incline

drat, I just realized that wasn't at all a sumersault and more like a dive. I'll make it up to you though. Some day. Onward to the next screen!

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:42

Locker Room Zubaz: Aug 8, 2006; ~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

Put the contents of your pocket in the can and shake it around while running down the incline.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:42

The Iron Giant: Dec 27, 2003; DOMO ORIGATO
MISTER ROBOTO

Microwave are you drawing this in Flash or Illustrator?

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:43

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

Pup posted:

Continue on in the cave, puffing out your chest and holding your chin up high since, after all, you're royalty.

Alright! drat, tight fit in here. Almost like these people have no respect for a normal sized dude.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:46

Migishu: Oct 22, 2005; I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful; Grimey Drawer

Look inside the window of the oval house

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:47

Microwave: Dec 30, 2004; cocksucking idiot

The Iron Giant posted:

Microwave are you drawing this in Flash or Illustrator?

Flash. Flash is all vectors so I can rotate and shrink/enlarge stuff flawlessly which is kind of neccessary for a thread like this.

Migishu posted:

Look inside the window of the oval house

That's not a window it's just painted to look like one okay

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:47

Lord Dudeguy: Sep 17, 2006; [Insert good English here]

DO NOT FALL ON THOSE HOLES.

Jump over, please. I saw this in a movie once.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:47

snowcake: Apr 3, 2003; when in rome, we shall do as the romans, when in hell, we do shots at the bar.

see what those holes in the ground are all about. or get a closer look at the blood skull on the wall

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:48

Manos del Sino: Apr 12, 2004; Original Pony; Soiled Meat

You should definitely check out what is on the other side of the skull and crossbones. That is a the commonly accepted sign for "Enter and be at peace" among mushroom people.

# ? Apr 16, 2007 18:49

i am teh wombat: Mar 27, 2007; Would someone with a hat this fancy lie to you?

Urinate on the wall with the blood red skull, it's obviously some kind of shrine to their god. You're royalty, show them you're superior to their weak god. Show them with your stream of might.