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snypin this thread to say that the video where he hacks open a rotten coconut with a katana is objectively the best one
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Glorgnole posted:snypin this thread to say that the video where he hacks open a rotten coconut with a katana is objectively the best one Is that the one where he goes gibbegibbegibbe for about 5 minutes and then starts retching uncontrollably?
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Jan 24, 2014 20:02
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Haverchuck posted:I like the video where, within the first 10 seconds, we see that he has a slice of bread floating in the toilet which one is that
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Jan 24, 2014 20:06
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davestones posted:Is that the one where he goes gibbegibbegibbe for about 5 minutes and then starts retching uncontrollably? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFjSGalLmE0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35OZbXO3QcQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnYqyevgBwI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kxxGODhVw
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Jan 24, 2014 20:13
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the first masaoki video i saw was 'do as i say, not as i do' and he was really poignant in that and i just never know if i should take him at face value because if he wasn't really in despair at his messy house he's a pretty good actor, even inside that loving gas mask, which made me laugh a bit until i started picking up what he was saying
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Jan 24, 2014 20:53
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He thinks egg "whites" are the shells. He tries to cook them, or melt them, or mix them into something. All the while saying things like, "I don't understand why people like these things". Watching this happen was really mind blowing and hard to understand how a person like this exists.
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Jan 24, 2014 21:08
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i loved how his christmas thing video ends with him choking and retching while saying "merry christmas"
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Jan 24, 2014 21:11
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the one where he complains about plumbers and forgets about the coffee he was making, and when he comes back it's steaming all over the place and the video ends abruptly mid cursing
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Jan 24, 2014 21:12
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Jan 24, 2014 21:14
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ArfJason posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=e7kxxGODhVw#t=363 Ahh, yes, when he washes out the hotdog-cake pan with Pert 
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Jan 24, 2014 21:25
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Straker posted:if anyone has any further masaokis questions, i know everything about him without being weird and poaching his videos for youtube views so is he really an international lawyer with a wife and another house or what? I have a feeling he wouldnt be a very good lawyer. or maybe the best lawyer
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Jan 24, 2014 22:02
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Straker posted:if anyone has any further masaokis questions, i know everything about him without being weird and poaching his videos for youtube views Seriously what's the story with this guy? I watched these years ago but never found out if he was actually retarded or if it was a joke or what.
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Jan 24, 2014 22:35
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sleepness posted:Seriously what's the story with this guy? I watched these years ago but never found out if he was actually retarded or if it was a joke or what. the way i heard it he has kind of a dual life. in one he's a well paid international lawyer who learned nothing about the everyday mechanics of daily life because he is a high functioning autistic who used his rainman powers learning the minutia of law (or something?) and on the other he has this house where he goes to get hosed up on drugs and alcohol and makes cooking videos that clearly display the fact that he doesn't understand the most basic concepts of cooking and fire safety and cleanliness because he makes a good income and has always had someone else to do those things for him i can almost believe this narrative if only because i've seen how people can live under the influence of substance abuse, mental illness or the dreaded combo of self-medicating mental illness with substances
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Jan 24, 2014 22:42
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I seriously hope we learn the answers to the Masakois mystery in my lifetime.
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Jan 24, 2014 22:50
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Ignoarints posted:so is he really an international lawyer with a wife and another house or what? And lawyers are to philosophers as accountants are to economists and engineers are to physicists, why couldn't he be an amazing lawyer? He doesn't have to innovate, just remember tons of dumb loving rules in his chosen specialty and be good at reading. Most lawyers just proofread contracts and other boring poo poo all day, they aren't Phoenix Wright. Sometimes they don't even have to do real lawyer work, they just have to be licensed to be able to do certain work/touch certain documents, like the way any retard with at least a secret clearance can make good money doing lovely work, just because it takes money/time on someone's behalf to get the clearance and there aren't that many of them. He knows English and (at least guttural quebecois) French, and is likely at least conversational in Italian and Japanese. sleepness posted:Seriously what's the story with this guy? I watched these years ago but never found out if he was actually retarded or if it was a joke or what.  Remember he used to post tons on those hockey forums too but I dunno if those are archived or deleted or still publicly accessible or what the deal is.
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Jan 25, 2014 00:25
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The threads are still active on the forum, but the majority of the (incredible) pictures have been lost to time.
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Jan 25, 2014 00:44
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Straker posted:He was married until like 2008, He is still married. He talked about the relationship recently, I wish I could link you a post. the jist of it is that they break up and make up frequently, she does the cleaning, etc. etc. Funny this thread come up today, I just put together Special Christmas Turkey together into one single video last night, no one here linked it yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYBsPv_BtOE I'm gonna shut this off for now, Merry Christmas everyone parthenocarpy fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Jan 25, 2014 |
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Jan 25, 2014 20:48
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parthenocarpy posted:He is still married. He talked about the relationship recently, I wish I could link you a post. the jist of it is that they break up and make up frequently, she does the cleaning, etc. etc. Masaokis Expert
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Jan 25, 2014 21:18
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i like that when theres a fire his first instinct is to turn off obama
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Jan 25, 2014 22:10
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Ehh gibbe gibbe
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Jan 26, 2014 00:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1kbzXuT45g
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Jan 26, 2014 00:13
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FuhrerHat posted:i like that when theres a fire his first instinct is to turn off obama Hahaha yep, I love that too. It's almost like he's thinking he has to turn it off or else his neighbors might hear it when he opens the door to throw the flaming pot in the snow. Can you imagine being Masaokis' neighbor?
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Jan 26, 2014 05:09
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I like the one where he walks in the snow. He talks about how every year the leaves fall off the trees and how maybe this will be the year they don't grow back
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Jan 26, 2014 05:15
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parthenocarpy posted:Ehh gibbe gibbe
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Jan 26, 2014 05:17
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LudwigVon Lugnuts posted:If you want to make a smoothie the ingredients are: You were the one who archived them originally, correct?
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Jan 26, 2014 18:44
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Making mushrooms taste like bacon was actually a pretty sweet idea. Totally worked! Never thought I'd get a cooking idea from a Masaokis video 
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Jan 26, 2014 18:48
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Straker posted:He doesn't have to innovate, just remember tons of dumb loving rules in his chosen specialty and be good at reading. Most lawyers just proofread contracts and other boring poo poo all day, they aren't Phoenix Wright. Yea, International Law, especially has tons of jobs where it's all about the paperwork and very, very rarely would involve an actual courtroom appearance.
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Jan 26, 2014 19:08
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There was one thing he made that turned out really well for him; a ham, mustard and spinach sandwich. Oh! And noodles. Noodles in the ham and mustard sandwich. And the bread was mouldy. But he really seemed to enjoy it, and I've wanted to make that sandwich ever since I saw how much Masaokis enjoyed it.
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Jan 26, 2014 19:29
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Haverchuck posted:Masaokis Expert masaokiologist
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Jan 26, 2014 19:32
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gggiiimmmppp posted:masaokiologist Psychologist
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FuhrerHat posted:i like that when theres a fire his first instinct is to turn off obama What's the story with the midget
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Making mushrooms taste like bacon was actually a pretty sweet idea. Totally worked! Never thought I'd get a cooking idea from a Masaokis video
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Jan 27, 2014 01:34
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My favorite goes back to the confusion with egg anatomy. "I need an egg white." *goes to bathroom, cracks egg, dumps contents in toilet, holds up empty shell.* "Eh, good."
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Jan 27, 2014 02:01
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This thread is like 3 months old but all of masaoki's poo poo is old so whats it matter, anyway i was checking out more of his clips and saw he has some "new" channel, here's one where he's trying to figure out plumbing. He can't figure out how the water "magically" starts in his shower and is apparently going to rip up the tiles but first he's hungry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozHDLRjLHkM I guesss he's used to that bathroom cause i dont know how you could get hungry in there also lol frying pan under the toilet. Guy must be awesome to know somebody said theres a pic of him in a reflection and i heard mention of a fedora, im curious
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Drunk & Ugly posted:This thread is like 3 months old but all of masaoki's poo poo is old so whats it matter, anyway i was checking out more of his clips and saw he has some "new" channel, here's one where he's trying to figure out plumbing. He can't figure out how the water "magically" starts in his shower and is apparently going to rip up the tiles but first he's hungry! Many videos have him going to get cooking implements out of his bathtub/shower. Somethign tells me that he had the most bachelor brainstorm: If he washes himself while he washes his pots he'll use less water.
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parthenocarpy posted:You were the one who archived them originally, correct? Yes Sir. I think I had just started to download youtubes at the time. I was unemployed, wife was working. I would download them so I could stream to my living room tv while we were eating dinner. After watching a couple, I just spent a day pulling them all down. Good thing too since I guess b/c of us goons he pretty quickly shut it down after that, iirc.
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Apr 4, 2014 18:56
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My favorite Masaokis quote "There's no reason you can't pick yourself up by the feet and pull your feet into the air and fly around"
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:My favorite Masaokis quote "There's no reason you can't pick yourself up by the feet and pull your feet into the air and fly around" Didn't he try, right after that? I gotta be honest. Dude almost convinced me that it would work.
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parthenocarpy posted:Ehh gibbe gibbe I can not find a video in which he does this
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