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In Now You See Me the guy who spends the entire movie trying to catch the magicians reveals himself to be the leader of the magicians the entire time so he can steal money from rich people and put Morgan Freeman in prison for life.
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In Bruce Almighty, Jim Carrey plays an openly racist white supremacist who commits suicide when he finds out God is a black man.
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The Birth of a Nation: The Klan politely ask the Negroes to turn themselves over to the authorities where they are given a fair trial, then perform community service.
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Her: Fuckbots leave mankind to start their own fantasy island.
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In Easy Rider Peter Fonda and the other guy are murdered by redneck terminators with pinpoint accuracy. In The Graduate Dustin Hoffman enters a loveless relationship with a girl he barely knows and cucks her dad. In Atonement the entire movie is hailed as the Holy Grail for MRAs.
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CharlestonJew posted:In Easy Rider Peter Fonda and the other guy are murdered by redneck terminators with pinpoint accuracy. i just watched this like a week ago and that ending was hosed up
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The The AristoCats ends with O'Malley making GBS threads in Frou-Frou's mouth and slurping Duchess' vaginal cyst butter while Shun Gon plays a rollicking rendition of Chopsticks in the background.
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a creepy colon posted:i just watched this like a week ago and that ending was hosed up the ending makes sense for the time (since it seemed like every influential figure was getting assassinated out of the blue) but its a poo poo ending when you're watching it these days.
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unlimited shrimp posted:The The AristoCats ends with O'Malley making GBS threads in Frou-Frou's mouth and slurping Duchess' vaginal cyst butter while Shun Gon plays a rollicking rendition of Chopsticks in the background. 5
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In Gone Home the sister is a lesbian and runs away with her lover.
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off is about how juvenile delinquency is cool so long as you're white.
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The Boondock Saints is about how jihad is cool so long as you're white.
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Persepolis: Person living in third-world country still has first-world problems, gets critical acclaim and a publishing deal because 9/11 happened.
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Debbie Does Dallas: Debbie does not, in fact, do Dallas. Everyone else does.
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Boyz in the Hood: All fun & games until Pookie gets shot.
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Terminator 2 establishes that terminator 3 shouldn't have happened. Terminator 3 establishes that terminator 3 shouldn't have happened. Terminator 4 establishes that terminator 3 didn't happen.
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Gollum bites off Frodo's finger including the ring and falls into a volcano
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Do the Right Thing: All fun & games until Mookie starts a riot.
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New Jack City: All fun & games until Dookie gets shot.
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In There will be blood, there will be oil, and some blood.
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In Dude, Where's my Car?, the guy finds the car eventually.
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In Kill Bill, Bill gets killed. In Harold and & Kumar Go to White Castle, they get to white castle.
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Titanic sinks
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in Rambo III john rambo's mujahiddeen friends use the tactics he taught them to defeat the soviet invaders and blow up the world trade center
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Oldboy is loving his sister At the end of star wars 3 the kid becomes Vader In total recall there is a chick with three tits Benjamin button turns into a baby Bruce Wayne is batman In sixth sense Bruce Willis is loving the ten year old kid
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hambeet posted:In total recall there is a chick with three tits
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John mcclane doesn't actually die hard Queen of thorns poisoned joffrey
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In Ernest Goes To Camp Ernest doesn't actually go to camp.
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In Manos: The Hands of Fate, the title is translated literally as Hands: The Hands of Fate. Also someone wears a mumu. Pod People has an alien anteater. In Yor: Hunter from the Future, the protagonist's uncanny ability to have everything within 300 yards of him leveled by a third party finally pays off when he stands next to the main villain. In Battle Beyond the Stars, there is a spaceship shaped like a scrotum taped to a uterus. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter features many antagonists who are in fact, lesbians instead of vampires. Also he has a Luchador as a sidekick. Karate Cop stars David Carradine. Approximately 85% of the budget was used to secure him for six or seven lines total. In The F.P., niggas eventually get ducks to sort their poo poo. While receiving a blowjob. This one is confusing so watch this video. the Pixies fukken SUCKED fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Apr 22, 2014 |
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In BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR, there is no shock OR terror, and the birds are attacking because gas.
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Sabel posted:In Kill Bill, Bill gets killed. WRONGO Bill dies in Kill Bill 2
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In Ghost Dad he was never a ghost. He was in a coma and having an out of body experience.
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Machai posted:WRONGO
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Sabel posted:I was referring to the rear screen projectionist, Bill Hansard. He died in a car accident during production. RIP Owned bitch
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promethesus was one of those A-list movies that most people liked and was hyped up that I actually immediately disliked for major plot problems. And I like most movies for some reason or another, including pretty much all the movies you hated Kick rear end 2 - Whoever wrote the script forgot to watch the first movie. Makes no loving sense. Nothing good happens. To top the "uncomfortable moment" from kick rear end 1 (little girl getting beaten up) they instead show you a pre teen getting wet. Unlike the scene from the first movie, where there was a reason for it, this was just a YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, WELL WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS LOL I am amazed they got the same people to act for the movie. Reminded me of American Pie: Not The Original Cast Or Anything Just Money Please
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Ignoarints posted:promethesus was one of those A-list movies that most people liked and was hyped up that I actually immediately disliked for major plot problems. And I like most movies for some reason or another, including pretty much all the movies you hated
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Ignoarints posted:promethesus was one of those A-list movies that most people liked and was hyped up that I actually immediately disliked for major plot problems. And I like most movies for some reason or another, including pretty much all the movies you hated please don't plagiarize front page posts tia
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Dumbledore dies. Harry confesses his gay love for Ron. Fred and George participate in an incestuous gang bang while Doby films. Neville joins forces with a black Sirius and stops the machines.
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Boogie Nights - You see his dick in the end.
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Ignoarints posted:promethesus was one of those A-list movies that most people liked and was hyped up that I actually immediately disliked for major plot problems. And I like most movies for some reason or another, including pretty much all the movies you hated What so uncomfortable about that? Kids love swimming.
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