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Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

The New York Mets select 1B Chris Davis because dingers.

The Detroit Tigers are now on the clock

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Sexual Lorax: Mar 17, 2004; HERE'S TO FUCKING; Fun Shoe

With the 9th pick of the 2nd round and the 39th pick overall, DETROIT MEOW CITY selects Adrian Gonzalez, 1B.

http://tinyurl.com/kq7crhl posted:

When asked about the media in the Boston atmosphere, Gonzalez was not hesitant, saying that, "They didn't like that I was a calm person. I won't throw my helmet, I won't scream, I won't use bad words if I strike out. That's what they want over there."

The Miami Marlins are on the clock.

Edit: Overall pick number.

Sexual Lorax fucked around with this message at 14:41 on May 27, 2014

# ? May 13, 2014 17:13

Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

The Miami Marlins select Hisashi Iwakuma, SP

The Cardinals are on the clock

# ? May 13, 2014 18:38

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

The St. Louis Cardinals be taking PECOTA darling and all around baller Matt Carpenter, 3b/2b, in their quest to rebuild a slightly worse version of the actual St. Louis Cardinals

# ? May 13, 2014 19:06

Screen Door Slams: Jan 27, 2014; Michael Pineda just couldn't stay healthy...

The Yankees take Jose Reyes, SS

# ? May 13, 2014 21:51

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

The Mariners select Mat Latos, SP.

Philadelphia is on the clock.

# ? May 13, 2014 22:56

The Merry Marauder: Apr 4, 2009; "But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."

The Phillies are pleased to select

Jos� "J. Bats" Bautista.

Chicago's own South Side Slammers are up.

# ? May 14, 2014 00:14

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Chicago selects Masahiro Tanaka, SP

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Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

The Toronto Blue Jays are happy to draft:

Jared Weaver, SP

The The Angels Angles of Anaheim are up.

# ? May 14, 2014 03:42

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

The LAA Angels select Johnny Cueto, SP

Gibbis is on the clock with the A's

# ? May 14, 2014 04:20

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Yo if you can please keep the already drafted players tabs updated, if we dont its gonna be really annoying when we get to like round 19 or w/e

# ? May 14, 2014 04:48

angrygodofjebus: Aug 25, 2005; Drink it up and hunker down

Oakland will take Wil Myers, OF

The Dodgers are on the clock

# ? May 14, 2014 08:15

CFBalla: Sep 16, 2009; Yeah, I just made that shot.

The Los Angeles Dodgers select Matt Holliday, LF.

The Texas Rangers are now on the clock.

# ? May 14, 2014 09:30

Zythrst: May 31, 2011; Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

The Texas Rangers select Josh Donaldson, 3B

Arizona Diamondbacks are on the clock

Zythrst fucked around with this message at 09:50 on May 14, 2014

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kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Scrappy Factor Dial: To the MAX

Dustin Pedroia, 2B

Go Royals!

# ? May 14, 2014 14:55

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

The Royals select Andrelton Simmons, SS.

PASS THE MASH fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Jun 4, 2014

# ? May 14, 2014 17:17

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

The San Diego Padres select Michael Wacha, SP.

The Houston Astros are next to pick.

# ? May 14, 2014 18:36

tatankatonk: Nov 4, 2011; Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

The Houston Astros select Joe Mauer, Handsome Man

# ? May 14, 2014 18:44

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

The Minnesota Twins select Shelby Miller, SP

Politicalrancor and Cincinnati are on the clock.

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 08:11 on May 17, 2014

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TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

Skipping the Reds because it's been four hours, the Braves select Matt Kemp.

The Nationals are on the clock, unless the reds make it back in time.

TheFlyingLlama fucked around with this message at 06:54 on May 17, 2014

# ? May 14, 2014 22:52

Politicalrancor: Jan 29, 2008

Golfing all day, Reds select Cole Hamels, SP

# ? May 15, 2014 01:48

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

e: gently caress wrong thread

Pander fucked around with this message at 02:07 on May 15, 2014

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Dr. Tommy John: Feb 20, 2004; "Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

The Pirates are, I would imagine, tickled pink to select noted slugger Prince Fielder as their starting first baseman.

# ? May 15, 2014 03:47

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

With the last pick of the second round, the Colorado Rockies select Salvador Perez.

With the first pick of the third round, the Colorado Rockies select Jason Kipnis.

# ? May 15, 2014 14:54

Zodiac5000: Jun 19, 2006; Protects the Pack!; Doctor Rope

Aghh!!! My bad crew.

With my Skipped second round pick The Washing Nationals select Ian Kinsler

# ? May 15, 2014 18:24

Dr. Tommy John: Feb 20, 2004; "Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

With my late, skipped pick from my phone, I think the pirates are taking anibal Sanchez if he's available.

# ? May 15, 2014 19:30

Zodiac5000: Jun 19, 2006; Protects the Pack!; Doctor Rope

The Washington Nationals are getting on the Shin-Soo Choo-Choo train!!!

Atlanta is up! Nobody likes the Braves.

Zodiac5000 fucked around with this message at 20:38 on May 15, 2014

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TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

The Atlanta Braves Select Jacoby Ellsbury.

Politicalrancor and the Reds are now on the clock.

TheFlyingLlama fucked around with this message at 06:55 on May 17, 2014

# ? May 15, 2014 20:50

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

e. I'm an idiot

Pander fucked around with this message at 20:54 on May 15, 2014

# ? May 15, 2014 20:52

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

e. GOD I HATE TWO THREADS IT CONFUSES ME

# ? May 15, 2014 20:54

Politicalrancor: Jan 29, 2008

Hoping he likes gross chili, The Cincinnati Reds select

JOSE DARIEL ABREU

someone else picks now

# ? May 15, 2014 21:08

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

I'm taking Chase Utley because he's really good at baseball.

Here's a picture of Chase Utley

by request:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4w9FaSZ5M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPBTozqdvY

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 22:47 on May 15, 2014

# ? May 15, 2014 21:46

tatankatonk: Nov 4, 2011; Pitching is the art of instilling fear.

The Houston Astros are drafting you with their third round pick, Jayson Werth! What do you think about that?

# ? May 15, 2014 22:32

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Holy loving poo poo, this was hard to decide.

OH! Right. The San Diego Padres select 1B/OF Allen Craig.

# ? May 15, 2014 23:36

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

The Kansas City Royals select Justin Upton, OF.

# ? May 15, 2014 23:40

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Doug Fister, SP

# ? May 15, 2014 23:51

Zythrst: May 31, 2011; Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

The Texas Rangers select miraculously healed Kris Medlen. Pitchfacing like a boss.

# ? May 16, 2014 00:08

CFBalla: Sep 16, 2009; Yeah, I just made that shot.

This is probably dumb, but I don't really care. The Los Angeles Dodgers select Freddie Freeman, 1B.

Oakland is on the clock now.

# ? May 16, 2014 01:19

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

e: It's me. I'm Pander. This is my parachute account.

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 04:51 on May 16, 2014

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angrygodofjebus: Aug 25, 2005; Drink it up and hunker down

Oakland selects Gerrit Cole, SP.

The Angels are on the clock.

# ? May 16, 2014 02:21

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