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loving Dancing Scream Mask Scary Prank to Genie |
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Nov 6, 2014 04:01
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i am he posted:wish for the genie to put his face right up close to your butt while you let out a big fart 
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Nov 6, 2014 04:17
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no way i like that one e: ma;ke genie sing and dance genie in a bottle by christina aguilera in racist blueface |
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Nov 6, 2014 04:19
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me: genie, for my third wish, i want you to see if your hand is bigger than your face again genie: ugh me: *pushes hand into face* hhahahahhahahaahahahha |
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Nov 6, 2014 04:20
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| wish for something then tell genie it was a hypothetical wish and should not count because the genie misinterpreted your sentiments literally. make him take you to court. show that there is no documentation and a verbal breach of contract does not count. countersue and get at least 6 more wishes out the deal if it goes to jury, or settle out-of-court for five with a gag clause most likely since genies will not want this tactic to spread. | |
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Nov 6, 2014 04:23
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Me: i wish ribbon william weren't dead  Genie: aww champ, i been here the whole time, come here you big cutie, you little devil you 
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Nov 6, 2014 04:24
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genie: thank you for freeing me! it took quite some time for the spell to be undone me: forget it! did you want to hang out later genie: i have no desire to impact this world but.. maybe we could do something me: haha yeah that sounds fun genie: i guess i could share the secrets of the cosmos, or we could listen to some records... wow i have never had a friend before me: alright see ya. *turn to face genie, wearing a bluetooth earpiece* oh youre still here....ugh dont you have somewhere you were going to go or |
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Nov 6, 2014 04:36
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me: hey man want to help me carry my groceries genie: is that a wish me: no, just give me hand here genie; i can only do that if its a wish me: dont be a dick, man |
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Nov 6, 2014 04:44
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ron color posted:genie: thank you for freeing me! it took quite some time for the spell to be undone haha |
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Nov 6, 2014 04:45
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Sleepy Owl posted:me: hey man want to help me carry my groceries |
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Nov 6, 2014 04:48
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I wishhh...hmmmm...I guess....I wish...i wiiiiiiissssssshhhh forrr...hmmm...iii wwiiishhhhhhj fooorrrrr a.....[repeat for a long time] |
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Nov 6, 2014 04:54
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*rubs lamp, genie pops out* me: genie guess what! genie: what me: chicken butt 
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Nov 6, 2014 04:57
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beer pal posted:me, absent mindedly thinking about how much i could use a coke: man i wish i h... |
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Nov 6, 2014 05:55
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dogcrash truther posted:loving Dancing Scream Mask Scary Prank to Genie |
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Nov 6, 2014 05:55
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ron color posted:genie: thank you for freeing me! it took quite some time for the spell to be undone |
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Nov 6, 2014 05:56
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| I saran-wrapped my genie's toilet, but then I remembered that he doesn't have any genitals or even a biological need to urinate I guess the joke's on me. | |
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Nov 6, 2014 05:57
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Damp Star Baby posted:didn't wish for unlimited wishes/genies what a scrub "You have 3 wishes". "I wish for unlimited wishes". "You can't do that". "I wish I could". "... Wish granted". "I wish for unlimited wishes". |
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Nov 6, 2014 07:04
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i wished for this thread to come back and it did! 
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Nov 6, 2014 07:05
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Me: I wish you had a high pitched nasally voice. Genie: ...I grant your wish Me: I wish you had to breathe through your mouth Genie (looking visibly irritated): I grant your wish... Me: *walking away* Genie: You have one wish remaining. Me: Yeah I think Im going to save it for a while. |
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Nov 6, 2014 07:28
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me: hey genie ever seen Shazaam, it's a good movie, for my first wish I want you to watch with me and enjoy some quality filmmaking  genie: hey that's really cool of you consider your wish granted *later, while watching the movie* genie: oh my goddd me: haha take it you fucker how do you like shaquille o'neals portrayal of your race me: guess what my next two wishes are that's right bitch we're watching thsi again genie: nooooooo genie status: PRANKED 
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Nov 6, 2014 08:27
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ron color posted:me: genie, for my third wish, i want you to see if your hand is bigger than your face again |
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Nov 6, 2014 09:44
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FutonForensic posted:genie: oh my goddd |
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Nov 6, 2014 12:00
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lol at this thread |
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Nov 6, 2014 14:21
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beer pal posted:me, absent mindedly thinking about how much i could use a coke: man i wish i h... ron color posted:me: genie, for my third wish, i want you to see if your hand is bigger than your face again |
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Nov 6, 2014 14:35
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LappyDore64 posted:I saran-wrapped my genie's toilet, but then I remembered that he doesn't have any genitals or even a biological need to urinate I guess the joke's on me. p sure that can be fixed w/ wishin |
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Nov 6, 2014 15:01
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stick the end of the lamp that the genie comes out in your butt. |
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Nov 6, 2014 15:47
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wish for goatse |
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Nov 6, 2014 18:45
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dogcrash truther posted:wish for goatse like, what the pic? the abiliry? or for the genie todo it? |
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Nov 6, 2014 19:02
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put a weed joint in the lamp hole and smoke that genie out |
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Nov 6, 2014 22:46
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get the genie "high" so he forgets how many wishes he has granted |
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Nov 6, 2014 22:47
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*wishes for more genies* |
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Nov 6, 2014 22:49
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me *casually manipulating the controller, sticking my tongue out of the corner of my mouth, like in a webcomic :P*: what was alladin like dude? genie: ';lmao dudes a total lame hje always wants to play rockets only on CoD. I tell him its all about the tactics of the battle rifle and the finesse of good pistol shots, but he says he likes the rp factors of the class (high charisma). [in the backround, sound clip plays "HEADSHOT!"] me: wow genie: yea man. What did you say this was called, dabs? man its a loving bummer that i missed all this cool poo poo. can't believe I died 4000 years ago, at the age of 63. |
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Nov 6, 2014 23:15
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Nacho Destroyer posted:Me: I wish you had a high pitched nasally voice. nice lifehack bro |
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Nov 6, 2014 23:16
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GEExCEE posted:me *casually manipulating the controller, sticking my tongue out of the corner of my mouth, like in a webcomic :P*: what was alladin like dude? |
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Nov 6, 2014 23:27
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GEExCEE posted:me *casually manipulating the controller, sticking my tongue out of the corner of my mouth, like in a webcomic :P*: what was alladin like dude? jesus christ |
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