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theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
dick weeks bitch?

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Oh god, I forgot Horton used to call games with Jay Randolph. :barf:

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Three hits total through 6.

The laziest baseball

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
gently caress

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Goddammit

At least something happened

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
:siren: A run has scored :siren:

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Giving up homers to KC smdangh

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Wake up Busch Stadium. Something happened.

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.
SAUNDERS DINGER!:woop:

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Nice one handed Catch Chris! Do you think it's really a good idea though?

No it's not you idiot.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
The Seattle Mariners loving own

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.
I cannot believe this! Seager three run home run right after Saunders! :derp: I love the Mariners!

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
God drat Brandon Kintzler sucks.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Man, Lynn I understand but Miller should be better than this :(

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Welp, thats no good.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

yeah if moustakas hits you its time to take you out of the game

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Barring a miracle comeback by the Yanks, every team in the AL East that played today lost. Good off day for the Jays :)

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Billy Butler sighting :allears:

e: haha Taveras trying to pull a Puig there

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Axel Serenity posted:

Man, Lynn I understand but Miller should be better than this :(

Hasn't been all year.

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.
:sweep: Mariners sweep the Yankee's! :sweep:

This day will keep me warm when we're getting curb-stomped later in the year. :v:

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
LLLLUUUUCCCC:siren:

vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
The Phillies

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

Krigen posted:

I cannot believe this! Seager three run home run right after Saunders! :derp: I love the Mariners!

Fire Smoak five years ago, Rest Franchise on Seegs.

Also go Mike Z

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
A hit! Now lets get 10 more.

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

lolphillies

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002

Zythrst posted:

A hit! Now lets get 10 more.

hahaha

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
Hey Cardinals, I'd really appreciate it if you quit acting like you don't remember how to hit. I don't want to have to hide my face at work tomorrow, thanks.

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Hey the Mets have scored more than five runs for the first time since mid May!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Anubis posted:

Hey Cardinals, I'd really appreciate it if you quit acting like you don't remember how to hit. I don't want to have to hide my face at work tomorrow, thanks.

Huh, so this still goes on? I mean I don't like the Cards but somewhere in the last 30 years I gave up on the idea of any rivalry.

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe

Grittybeard posted:

Huh, so this still goes on? I mean I don't like the Cards but somewhere in the last 30 years I gave up on the idea of any rivalry.

It's not like I get to brag or anything if the Cardinals win, it's just that Royals fans will act smug if they manage to beat us.

If the Cardinals win they just complain about us "taking over their stadium" during the KC games.

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

kc people hold onto it as they have nothing else baseball wise

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
I really shouldn't be this mad about the Cardinals but I am :sigh:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Scob posted:

kc people hold onto it as they have nothing else baseball wise

We have self loathing, thank you very much :colbert:

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

well if they stay bad think of all that sweet free time this summer

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
The brought Shelby back out.... what?

Laderhan
Oct 2, 2013
gently caress yeah wilmer flores.

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
What the Hell? Miller still in?

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

gently caress the Phillies!

Anubis
Oct 9, 2003

It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.
Fun Shoe
I think that Royals fan is having a stroke, why is no one calling the paramedics?

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vegeta dentata
Jun 16, 2011
The Phillies are bad in my humble opinion.

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