June 17, 1994

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Diamond Joe Biden: Dec 29, 2009; by Cowcaster

I was being chased by the lapd

# ? Jun 17, 2014 23:48

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 15:52

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I remember being absolutely certain that he'd kill himself.

During the chase or when he got home?

# ? Jun 17, 2014 23:58

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

Dont know about that day specifically but here's how my summer of 94 went

DONT TURN AROUND
OH-OH-OH-OH-WHOA-OH
DONT TURN AROUND
OH-OH-OH-OH-WHOA-OH
JUST WALK AWAYYYY

# ? Jun 18, 2014 00:02

Echo Chamber: Oct 16, 2008; best username/post combo

The Gulf War killed TV news before OJ Simpson ever did.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 00:05

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

I was drinking in the summer after my freshman year of college with other lifeguards, and we didn't see it live.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 00:07

rocket_man38: Jan 23, 2006; My life is a barrel o' fun!!

# ? Jun 18, 2014 00:14

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard: Nov 24, 2006; man why you even got to do a thing?

gently caress yes I remember, it was the middle of game 5 of the NBA finals of the Houston Rockets vs the New York Knicks. poo poo was going down and they decided to interrupt it with this bullshit car chase. I was in the 4th grade and wearing my Hakeem Olajuwon jersey and out of nowhere this poo poo.

Houston ended up winning. Clutch City, baby.

2 years later, in science class, the verdict was announced over the school's intercom. People went nuts. The 90's were nuts.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 01:52

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

i was about ten sooo probably humping the couch armrest like a madman

# ? Jun 18, 2014 02:14

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:

gently caress yes I remember, it was the middle of game 5 of the NBA finals of the Houston Rockets vs the New York Knicks. poo poo was going down and they decided to interrupt it with this bullshit car chase. I was in the 4th grade and wearing my Hakeem Olajuwon jersey and out of nowhere this poo poo.

Houston ended up winning. Clutch City, baby.

2 years later, in science class, the verdict was announced over the school's intercom. People went nuts. The 90's were nuts.

I do remember the verdict, we had a juice is loose party (with gin and juice of course) in college while watching it live, I don't think we even had to skip class because time zones

# ? Jun 18, 2014 02:17

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

The verdict was awesome. We heard it during recess on a radio someone brought. For some unknown reason, I kept telling everyone he was innocent. I don't know why I was so adamant about it since I didn't actually pay attention to the trial. When the verdict was announced, everybody let out a gasp. Not me. I was jogging around the playground pumping my fist like a retarded Kirk Gibson yelling "I told you he was innocent! I told you he was innocent!" A friend tried to correct me by saying "not guilty" and "innocent" were not the same thing. I would have none of that.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 02:18

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

I was probably making a mess op because I was an ADHD toddler.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 02:21

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

My mom thought Jay Leno's OJ/Ito jokes were funny :stare:

# ? Jun 18, 2014 02:22

HalPhilipWalker: Feb 14, 2008; Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?

nicole deserved it imo

# ? Jun 18, 2014 02:24

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

April 26th, 1992
There was a riot on the streets tell me where were you?

# ? Jun 18, 2014 02:26

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Big Beef City posted:

April 26th, 1992
There was a riot on the streets tell me where were you?

I got beat up by 16 black youths. No joke!

# ? Jun 18, 2014 02:28

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Big Beef City posted:

April 26th, 1992
There was a riot on the streets tell me where were you?

Watching it on TV doing my best impression of that emoticon of the guy eating popcorn

# ? Jun 18, 2014 02:29

HarlanHell: Nov 16, 2012; Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!

Watching it on TV. I remember we'd change channels between like 5 different networks, and on each one it looked like OJ was driving in a different direction. To 11 year old me that was the height of comedy.

I was also shocked as poo poo, because up to that point OJ was literally seen as the nicest man in show business.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 13:46

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Al Cowens posted:

My mom thought Jay Leno's OJ/Ito jokes were funny

Truly unforgivable.

# ? Jun 18, 2014 18:02

Kimmalah: Nov 14, 2005; Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

butplug accident posted:

the OJ car chase the 9/11 of generation X

So where does the Oklahoma City bombing fit in there?

I don't remember what I was doing, but I was 8 years old so probably nothing important or interesting.

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Minimalist Program: Aug 14, 2010

butplug accident posted:

i was undoubtedly alone as usual in front of a tv watching world war 2 docus off-hours on discovery channel which culminated in my utter and permanent obsessed with adolf hitler, op

ah, hm, yes, Hitler.

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