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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Tiger hosed up

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Rory is going to run away with this like his wins at the U.S. Open and PGA.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
We need to get Kameh Garcia in the final group with him for tomorrow.

Filthee Fingas
Jan 5, 2004
It's great being left handed..you can jerk off and still keep the mouse on the right side of the keyboard

Josh Lyman posted:

Rory is going to run away with this like his wins at the U.S. Open and PGA.

From a betting perspective, he's currently only priced at 5/3. Given it's only day 2, isn't that quite bold?

Does he have staying power like Tiger used to have?

Filthee Fingas fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jul 18, 2014

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION

Keyser S0ze posted:

We need to get Kameh Garcia in the final group with him for tomorrow.

I've been stuck in airport limbo all day, so I haven't been able to follow. I need to see the hole out on 2. He needs to get his act together on the last par 5.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Kameh posted:

I've been stuck in airport limbo all day, so I haven't been able to follow. I need to see the hole out on 2. He needs to get his act together on the last par 5.
The hole out was actually a bit unspectacular. Just off the fairway to the left, trundled an iron up that went in.

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...
Rory is crazy right now.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Did Tiger just give up on 17? WTF was he hitting driver for, puts it OB, then puts his 3rd in the deep rough.

edit: He looks so pissed lol. I bet Lindsay is thinking, great I'm gonna hafta deal with THAT tonight.

mattfl fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jul 18, 2014

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Welp, looks like Tiger is going to play on the weekend after all.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

Welp, looks like Tiger is going to play on the weekend after all.

I missed his first 9. WTF happened on 1 and 2?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


mattfl posted:

I missed his first 9. WTF happened on 1 and 2?
He hit driver.

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Josh Lyman posted:

He hit driver.

So just like 17. All he had to do was replicate yesterdays play and he would've been fine.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Rory shoots 66, 66. So sexy! :allears:

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
DJ has cleaved his way out of the pack and will take on the turbulence from the Rory McIlroy own zone tomorrow. Vapor trails and shootouts imminent.

zinc68
Apr 26, 2010
SO Tiger's driving is pretty lovely right now.. hahah UGHH

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


They're doing split tees AND threesomes today because of possible thunderstorms.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Bring on the bad weather!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Live @ The Open just showed Rory setting up his shoes for the day under cover of the liftgate a Range Rover. The Saturday shoes were fresh out of the box, still with tags, and he immediately removed their insoles to put in the ones from his Friday shoes.

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...
Sergio immediately butchers the 1st.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Sergio recovers!

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Got to love the commentators:

"Dustin Johnson is an amazing athlete, he can dunk a basketball"

"I can dunk a biscuit"

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Go Rickie Fowler

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Halo14 posted:

Got to love the commentators:

"Dustin Johnson is an amazing athlete, he can dunk a basketball"

"I can dunk a biscuit"
I assume you're listening to the BBC stream?

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Fox Sports subscription TV here in Oz with the official broadcast.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

im talkin' flatbills, im talkin' flatbills. fowler fa-fowler flatbills.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


straight up brolic posted:

im talkin' flatbills, im talkin' flatbills. fowler fa-fowler flatbills.
The Fowler flatbill thing is okay still, but I never understood why Dustin Johnson or Hunter Mahan did the same thing.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Garcia misses a birdie putt inside 3 feet. Sergio gonna Sergio.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


And Rory lips out a 6' par putt to drop into a tie with Rickie! We've got a ballgame folks!

edit: Rickie unsurprisingly runs out of gas and he's 3 back along with Sergio.

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jul 19, 2014

Kameh
Apr 27, 2004

Resident Sergio Apologist
CHAMPION
Mcilroy needs to crash and burn for me tomorrow.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Kameh posted:

Mcilroy needs to crash and burn for me tomorrow.
I'm sorry to say but Rory is going to win by 8, just like his U.S. Open and PGA victories.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
Nike: Rorybot v.3.31 Annihilation mode activated

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Looks like we're gonna get a pairing of former Titleist staffer YUNG GUNS tomorrow!

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Josh Lyman posted:

The Fowler flatbill thing is okay still, but I never understood why Dustin Johnson or Hunter Mahan did the same thing.

It's not OK at all.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
everyone, stay out of the Formula One thread if you hat flat brims.





Flat brimmin' 4eva.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

I feel bad about it but I want to see Rory stumble badly tomorrow. I don't like runaway majors.

zinc68
Apr 26, 2010
I'm pretty happy w/ the leaderboard right now. Obviously would have loved for Tiger to be in there, but The Young Guns & Sergio would be an awesome story if any of them can win. Just please, please don't let it be DJ. That would be trash.

*edit* er, this is The Open, so it would be rubbish if DJ won, not trash.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I like how last minute addition David Hearn is tied for 30th. Hope he holds up well tomorrow and doesnt follow the time honored tradition of Canadian golfers and poo poo the bed on Sunday. :canada:

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

zinc68 posted:

I'm pretty happy w/ the leaderboard right now. Obviously would have loved for Tiger to be in there, but The Young Guns & Sergio would be an awesome story if any of them can win. Just please, please don't let it be DJ. That would be trash.

*edit* er, this is The Open, so it would be rubbish if DJ won, not trash.

Is DJ a douche or something

he seems like a douche

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Homestar Runner posted:

Is DJ a douche or something

he seems like a douche
He has the IQ of a mouse.

A mentally handicapped mouse.

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DoctaFun
Dec 12, 2005

Dammit Francis!

Josh Lyman posted:

He has the IQ of a mouse.

A mentally handicapped mouse.

He's definitely one of those guys I feel kind of sorry for. I've heard from so many sources/people who've interacted with him that he's just really dumb.

It just makes me feel kind of bad, I mean he'd never be able to do my job for instance, instead he just has to settle for being 6'4", young, very handsome, and athletic enough to make millions of dollars playing a game I pay thousands of dollars on every year.


Oh wait, no, I actually hate him.

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