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Hobo Grandpa

"Trigger" is my trigger word.

WD-40 posted:

if a yobber finds themselves in seattle

they are welcome to come down to my shop in pike place market

where they will probably be visiting anyway because it is a tourist trap

and if they are cool i might even take them out of a hot toddy afterward (no promises, jerkies)

Another Seattlite, eh? Maybe I will actually stop by someday and ask about that Hail Satan rules! cross-stitch. I'll be the guy in the punk-boy scout jacket. I don't talk to girls IRL though, so we'll have to communicate via pen & paper and awkward body language.

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alnilam

Chairman meow lives near me

I'd be down to meet up if you want to c-meow, i mean i bet it'd be cool, but I'm also pretty indiff *plays it cool*

cruft

WD-40 posted:

if a yobber finds themselves in seattle

they are welcome to come down to my shop in pike place market

where they will probably be visiting anyway because it is a tourist trap

and if they are cool i might even take them out of a hot toddy afterward (no promises, jerkies)

wait what you work at a shop in Pike Place Market?

Can I still come visit you if I'm not a tourist?

Lil Cunty


Hobo Grandpa posted:

Another Seattlite, eh? Maybe I will actually stop by someday and ask about that Hail Satan rules! cross-stitch. I'll be the guy in the punk-boy scout jacket. I don't talk to girls IRL though, so we'll have to communicate via pen & paper and awkward body language.

i'll be the grumpy girl covered in tattoos and housing donuts

i only communicate via complex interpretive dance and lsd-induced telepathy, so we might have a bit of a problem

cruft

WD-40 posted:

i'll be the grumpy girl covered in tattoos and housing donuts

i only communicate via complex interpretive dance and lsd-induced telepathy, so we might have a bit of a problem

YOU RUN THE TINY DONUT MACHINE?!?!?!?!?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


WD-40 posted:

i'll be the grumpy girl covered in tattoos and housing donuts

i only communicate via complex interpretive dance and lsd-induced telepathy, so we might have a bit of a problem

housing...donuts?

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx
Is there a Yob Map where we can see who lives near us? Add me at RTP, NC.

FluffieDuckie

WD-40 posted:

i'll be the grumpy girl covered in tattoos and housing donuts

i only communicate via complex interpretive dance and lsd-induced telepathy, so we might have a bit of a problem

you could text to each other

Hobo Grandpa

"Trigger" is my trigger word.

WD-40 posted:

i'll be the grumpy girl covered in tattoos and housing donuts

i only communicate via complex interpretive dance and lsd-induced telepathy, so we might have a bit of a problem

I've got 2 hits of LSD I've been saving for a couple of months for the right occasion. This sounds like a party in the making.

cruft

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

housing...donuts?

it means she ate a lot of donuts, GSJG.

Lil Cunty


cruft posted:

wait what you work at a shop in Pike Place Market?

Can I still come visit you if I'm not a tourist?

yeah it is truly a life of glamor and mystery

sure everybody can come visit me, it's an open-to-public retail art studio so i can't really prevent it

unless you're a perv or weirdo and then i swear to god i'll call security

cruft

WD-40 posted:

yeah it is truly a life of glamor and mystery

sure everybody can come visit me, it's an open-to-public retail art studio so i can't really prevent it

unless you're a perv or weirdo and then i swear to god i'll call security

Oh so you work in one of those weird stores in the part with the wood floors that people occasionally find themselves at and can't remember how they got there?

You should post your distance to the three closest pigs so we can triangulate which store you're in.

Lil Cunty


cruft posted:

YOU RUN THE TINY DONUT MACHINE?!?!?!?!?

jesus christ i wish

i would weigh 400 lbs though

no i work a tiny studio on the 3rd level come on down

but not until monday i am enjoying a 3 day weekend right now

cruft posted:

Oh so you work in one of those weird stores in the part with the wood floors that people occasionally find themselves at and can't remember how they got there?

You should post your distance to the three closest pigs so we can triangulate which store you're in.

yep exactly

you can only find your way there once in a lifetime and only if your heart is pure and will is strong

or you just enter near Rachel, the main pig at the primary entrance, and go down the stairs and then take a right and go down the stairs by the atm and then take another right and it is right there under the stairs next to the antique salt and pepper shaker store, across from the place that sells pictures of reflections

our doors are orange

Lil Cunty fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Aug 28, 2014

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

getting housed is an old 80s term for getting beaten up or rocked heavily

i can only assume she is assualting donuts

cruft

WD-40 posted:

jesus christ i wish

i would weigh 400 lbs though

no i work a tiny studio on the 3rd level come on down

but not until monday i am enjoying a 3 day weekend right now

Google says it's a 133-hour bike ride so don't worry about me dropping in over your weekend.

(I miss Seattle so much :()

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bo-Pepper posted:

getting housed is an old 80s term for getting beaten up or rocked heavily

i can only assume she is assualting donuts

"loving donuts, I hate you so much!" -WD-40

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFGhQSiGHWM

Lil Cunty


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"loving donuts, I hate you so much!" -WD-40

THIS HERE'S A DONUT CALLOUT

I WILL HOUSE ANY DONUT, ANY TIME, ANY PLACE

*shoves minidonuts in mouth cookie monster-style, shakes cinnamon sugar crumbs from bag on head*

cruft


That is really bad.

posting smiling
this is really good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP4kfLLhtic

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

cruft posted:

That is really bad.

hey it's proto-hip hop not everything's going to be blondie's rapture (which everyone agrees is the best rap)

Lil Cunty



this is p funky

shakin my booty itt

pig slut lisa

irl is good


alnilam posted:

will Madison be there :3:

unfortunately Madison's brain occasionally does this thing where it tells her "go be friendly!" and then right as she gets close to the new person her brain goes "ABORT ABORT DANGER DANGER" and she understandably gets very confused and ends up barking right in the person's face. so her brain can't really handle weddings.

I <3 my dog's tiny hosed up brain

Peanut Butler



area code
! roll call !
-->785<--

alnilam

bacalou


if there are yobbers in oregon I would think about it

pogi

I met forum's superstar ICU and it was good.

emmie

pig slut lisa posted:

you should all come to my wedding, it's november 8th in the evening in illinois

underrated post

Looke

nomates my friend will you meet me in the world of warcraft tomorrow evening?

Captain No-mates

Looke posted:

nomates my friend will you meet me in the world of warcraft tomorrow evening?

im going away for a week my friend looke. im sorry. i didnt mean for this to end up this way.

Looke

:stonk:

Looke

ok that is ok i will manage

Captain No-mates

Looke posted:

ok that is ok i will manage

you should go on with out me and ill catch you up with heirlooms

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


does anyone play world of tanks IMO it is better than Warcraft which I have always played, as a night elf

alnilam

Chill la Chill posted:

does anyone play world of tanks IMO it is better than Warcraft which I have always played, as a night elf

I plaid it a while ago it was fun, would play again but I'm bad and only have noob stuff

Piso Mojado

Peanut and the Gang posted:

Is there a Yob Map where we can see who lives near us? Add me at RTP, NC.

Wooooah, I go to RTP a few times a year for work.

Peanut and the Gang

by exmarx

ATCG posted:

Wooooah, I go to RTP a few times a year for work.

We might have walked past eachother without knowing it! :eyepop:

the unabonger
let's go hiking fluffie. how close are you to Henry Coe?

Piso Mojado

Peanut and the Gang posted:

We might have walked past eachother without knowing it! :eyepop:

We could have exchanged electrons with each other.

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Rahgozar

Qwerinty posted:

not sure if there's denver yobbers here, but i'd consider buying a beer at a place unless in fact it is a bad idea

its a bad idea but id drink with a yobber at least once

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