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Sep 24, 2014 05:39
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Punchy, A-1 "NOBOFLY. I HAF A FICKEN." Punchy says with the chicken still in his mouth, as he enters the house and sees Noboldly kill the oldman. "NOW I GEF FE BAFY FER KIGF FORG (ALL FHAIL FING TORF!!) ANF FE HAF FICKEN ANF BAFY BARFBEFFEQ!" Moving to the crib, Punchy quickly smashes the Baby Dungeon with his fists, hopefully shattering it. MOV!E: to B1 Do!: Punch Baby Dungeon to release Baby B:9 (WRASSLE) E:5 (HIDE) e:4 (COWER) R:1 (FAST) Edge: TROLL BLOOD Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Item: BOOZE Body: LEATHER JACKET Extra: Hits:6 Move: 2 CD: 1 VP: 5 Edited out the drat quote I always forget about. Mustache Ride fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Sep 29, 2014 |
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Sep 24, 2014 05:55
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Noboldy, G-5/C-4 Noboldy brandishes the wizard's staff. "I have killed the human grand wizard! I claim his staff of power and baby as my own! Punchy, help me bring him back and I will make you my first apprentice!" MOVE! To B-2 DO! Go for that baby. B:10 (WRASSLE) E:8 (TRACK) E:3 (COWER) R:7 (STEAL) Edge: EXTRA EYEBALL Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Cane Item: JETPACK Body: BEER-BARREL ARMOR Extra: Hits:10 Move: 2 CD: 2 VP: 2
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Sep 24, 2014 18:06
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Snips the Gourmet - E3 Snips weaves around the freakish children, eyeing them in speculation. They're not exactly babies, but they're definitely young. Maybe they'd still taste good? Fortunately, he's a very loyal kobold, and he doesn't know how much longer he can hold the current bundle of joy before devouring it, so he has to get back. "No time, sorry! Snips in a hurry! Important mission!" he gushes at the children of the corn. "Wait here! Will be back to eat later! Rub butter on skin in meantime, please!" Mm. Butter. MOVE! to C5 B:6 E:7 E:4 R:8 Edge: Winning Smile Bogey: Wizard's Lab experiment Left: Short Spear Right: Baby Body: Cape Extra: Ring of Human Speaking Hits:6 Move:2 CD:2 VP:5 Human Words Known: None without ring Skills: WRASSLE, Traps, Dungeon, Throw IPlayVideoGames fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Sep 24, 2014 |
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Sep 24, 2014 18:13
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Faitar, D-6 (inside: B-2) Getting sprayed with gore, a piece of the monster's flesh flies into Faitar's mouth. Chewing on it, he finds it tastes terrible and spits it out. Not as good as baby. Not even as good as chicken. And chicken is terrible! That's why King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!!) has sent them out to get babies, not chickens. This fake baby wouldn't do. Nevertheless, he sifts through the remains of the monster and picks up a piece of tentacle that he'll add to his belt next to the strand of the dwarf's beard he ripped out. As he leaves the hut, Goozai is running in the direction of the bridge, screaming - and holding a baby, a delicious, delicious baby, fit for King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!!). What is he running from? Oh, looks like some old woman. What in the name of King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!!)? That coward Goozai is running away from that? "Goozai, you coward!", he yells at him, "Stop and face enemy like brave Faitar!" MOVE! out of the hut DO! use BULLY (untrained) to stop Goozai from running any further B: 9 (Bash), E: 3 (Hide), E: 5 (Dungeon), R: 6 (Athlete), Edge: Troll Blood, Bogey: Plain Stupid Left: Big Shield (6/12 Armor hits), Right: Iron Skillet (3 DAM), Body: -, Extra: 10 Foot Pole Hits:9, Move:2, CD:2, VP:4 Human words known: -
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Sep 24, 2014 19:16
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Smugly, I4 Doing an awesome move off of the window sill on the ground, Smugly does the best thing possible. Run wildly toward the bridge as fast as he can. Shrieking, "OUTTA MY WAY!" Move! To G4! quote:B: 11 E: 6 E: 7 R: 11 Edge:GIANT BLOOD Bogey:TASTES LIKE BABY
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Sep 24, 2014 19:21
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I'll update tomorrow since someone hasn't posted yet. In regards to the snitching, yeah three exclamation points is not two. That is improper hailing. Axe gets a KHDC. This is Smugly's second. I rolled and he manages to survive. Unfortunately for the person who snitched, he broke rule#28: "VPs awarded for snitching unless, the snitch posts their characters actions before snitching. If someone snitches and hasn't posted their kobold's actions; then they get no VPs and they receive a KHDC. The person getting snitched on still gets punished." Goozai gets a KHDC, but he survives.
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Sep 29, 2014 00:59
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Round 6 Smugly Of SinkPit takes off with the baby. The parents begin their pursuit of Smugly. Faitar yells at Goozai to stop and he does. Behind Faitar and Goozai stands the witch. She points at Goozai and says something. A line of flame shoots out from her finger and burns Goozai. Snips the Gourmet runs from the children with thoughts of delivering the baby back to the caves overriding the kobold to stand and fight. He manages to make it to the bridge, the children don't follow him. Punchy enters the building. He sees the baby prison and rushes to it. Noboldy also goes for the baby. Both Punchy and Noboldy are next to the baby, but who will take the baby? No posts for Goozai, so no updates for him. Except that he takes 5 Hits of damage from fire. Smugly has two angry parents approaching him. Faitar didn't need to use bully to stop Goozai. Snips made it to the bridge and eluded his pursuers Punchy and Noboldy are both at the baby's cradle. Punchy can grab the baby and run next turn or he could let Noboldy have it. Maps  House G-5 
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Sep 30, 2014 01:52
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Punchy, A-1 The chicken feathers in Punchy's mouth were starting to taste awful, but once he smelt that Baby he knew he had to have it. Reaching into the Baby Cage, he pulled it out, and pressed his nose against the Baby's head, smelling that delicious Baby Smell. "Punfy haf Bafy, Nobolfy. Lefs Gef baf!" Do!: Fetch Baby MOVE: Outside the house B:9 (WRASSLE) E:5 (HIDE) e:4 (COWER) R:1 (FAST) Edge: TROLL BLOOD Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Item: BOOZE Body: LEATHER JACKET Extra: Hits:6 Move: 2 CD: 1 VP: 8
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Oct 1, 2014 17:07
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Smugly, G4 "Oh no! OUTTTA MY WAYYY!" Taking the baby in his empty hand and putting the military fork down, Smugly starts to book it toward the tree in front of him, avoiding the weird large smelly animals that were hard to kill. Move! G5 to E5! quote:B: 11 E: 6 E: 7 R: 11 Edge:GIANT BLOOD Bogey:TASTES LIKE BABY
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Oct 2, 2014 05:47
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Noboldy, G-5/B-2 "Good! I follow and wizard-zap anyone who gets in our way." Noboldy says, heading back toward the door. MOVE! Toward the door with Punchy. B:10 (WRASSLE) E:8 (TRACK) E:3 (COWER) R:7 (STEAL) Edge: EXTRA EYEBALL Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Cane Item: JETPACK Body: BEER-BARREL ARMOR Extra: Hits:10 Move: 2 CD: 2 VP: 2
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Oct 3, 2014 01:00
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Faitar, D-6 "You got problem with witch? Here, let me hold baby while you deal with!", he offers Goozai his "help", greedily reaching out for the baby. "Give! Or you have trouble from two sides!" DO! BULLYING Goozai into giving me the baby If successful, MOVE! to B5 (or C5 if I can't go diagonal onto the bridge) If not, I'll try to KILL! him B: 9 (Bash), E: 3 (Hide), E: 5 (Dungeon), R: 6 (Athlete), Edge: Troll Blood, Bogey: Plain Stupid Left: Big Shield (6/12 Armor hits), Right: Iron Skillet (3 DAM), Body: -, Extra: 10 Foot Pole Hits:9, Move:2, CD:2, VP:4 Human words known: -
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Oct 3, 2014 23:14
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Snips the Gourmet - C5 Snips recalls some song about babies as he hustles over the bridge, and starts humming it to himself. MOVE! to B3 B:6 E:7 E:4 R:8 Edge: Winning Smile Bogey: Wizard's Lab experiment Left: Short Spear Right: Baby Body: Cape Extra: Ring of Human Speaking Hits:6 Move:2 CD:2 VP:5 Human Words Known: None without ring Skills: WRASSLE, Traps, Dungeon, Throw
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Oct 4, 2014 14:29
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Round 7 Smugly Of SinkPit runs up to the tree and closer to the cave. The parents continue the chase. Faitar snatches the baby from Goozai who is not paying attention. Faitar runs. The witch decides not to go over the bridge and instead summons a frying pan with which to beat Goozai. Snips the Gourmet runs knowing the cave is but a short distance away. Punchy grabs the baby and heads outside. Noboldy joins him. Punchy and Noboldy are outside the house now and they can head back to the caves. Maps 
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Oct 6, 2014 05:37
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Punchy, G-5 Keeping his eyes peeled as he exits the house with Noboldy right behind him, Punchy nods to the Kobold and they each head north towards the camp with their delicious baby. "Mmmmm fafy" Punchy drools on the baby as he heads north. MOVE: To E-5 B:9 (WRASSLE) E:5 (HIDE) e:4 (COWER) R:1 (FAST) Edge: TROLL BLOOD Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Item: BOOZE Body: LEATHER JACKET Extra: Hits:6 Move: 2 CD: 1 VP: 8
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Oct 6, 2014 05:56
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Snips the Gourmet - B3 Snips runs the baby into the end zone and has the presence of mind to not spike it, thankfully. MOVE! to A1 DO! Give baby to BBQ specialists and score. B:6 E:7 E:4 R:8 Edge: Winning Smile Bogey: Wizard's Lab experiment Left: Short Spear Right: Baby Body: Cape Extra: Ring of Human Speaking Hits:6 Move:2 CD:2 VP:5 Human Words Known: None without ring Skills: WRASSLE, Traps, Dungeon, Throw
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Oct 6, 2014 16:16
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Faitar, B-5 Great glory awaits! The cave is in sight and King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!!) will be greetf... greatf... happy to get a fresh baby delivered by great Faitar, slayer of dwarfs and chests. For once, he demonstrates some forethought to what to do after the delivery, looking at the teleportation circle as he passes it. MOVE! to B3 DO! try to determine if the teleportation circle is still active B: 9 (Bash), E: 3 (Hide), E: 5 (Dungeon), R: 6 (Athlete), Edge: Troll Blood, Bogey: Plain Stupid Left: Big Shield (6/12 Armor hits), Right: Iron Skillet (3 DAM), Body: -, Extra: 10 Foot Pole Hits:9, Move:2, CD:2, VP:4 Human words known: -
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Oct 6, 2014 17:10
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Noboldy, G-5 Exiting the house, Nobodly begins weaving a spell of protection that is totally effective and not made up around himself and punchy, and their delicious cargo. MOVE! to E-5. B:10 (WRASSLE) E:8 (TRACK) E:3 (COWER) R:7 (STEAL) Edge: EXTRA EYEBALL Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Cane Item: JETPACK Body: BEER-BARREL ARMOR Extra: Hits:10 Move: 2 CD: 2 VP: 2
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Oct 6, 2014 18:16
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Goozai, D-6 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," is all the kobold that's ON FIRE manages to get out. Move! in a random direction because ON FIRE B: 6+2=8 E: 7+2=9 E: 7 R: 4 Edge: Full of Traits (Giant Blood, Highly Intelligent) Bogey: Schizo Left: Ladle (1 DAM, +COOK) Right: None Body: Discarded Kid's Clothes (1 HIT) Extra: 10' pole (+DUNGEON) Hits: 4/9 Move: 2 CD: 1 VP: 0 Human words known: - Glue glue glueeeeeeeeeeee
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Oct 6, 2014 22:52
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Smugly, E4 Smugly started running toward the bridge and away from the mean big thing spewing FIRE! Smugly holds the baby closer as he runs. It was time to get to King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!!) and get his prize! Maybe even a piece, like an arm or something but a piece! Move! E4 to D5 DO! Using Dungeoneering! to cross bridge! quote:B: 11 E: 6 E: 7 R: 11 Edge:GIANT BLOOD Bogey:TASTES LIKE BABY
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Oct 7, 2014 21:17
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Round 8 Goozai runs away from the witch, through the chickens and between the two houses. He is no longer on fire. Smugly Of SinkPit runs to the bridge. Faitar moves towards the cave, but stops to look at the teleportation signal. Faitar wants to know if it works, but the only way to know if it works is to step on it. Snips the Gourmet goes to the cave. When he gets there King Torg's (ALL HAIL KING TORG!!) cooks take the baby from Snips. A great cheer can be heard from the cave. Punchy and Noboldy make their way back to the cave. They then see a human lady in all black standing before them scowling at them. She has a frying pan and it looks like she'll use it. Snips gets 6 vps for delivering a baby. He gets +4 vps for being the first to bring back a baby. 
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Oct 13, 2014 04:05
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Noboldy, E-5 "Stand back! This witch is no match for me!" Noboldy shouts, brandishing his magical staff. He points it at the witch, shouting what he thinks are words of immense arcane power, and then takes a swing! POWER ATTACK! B:10 (WRASSLE) E:8 (TRACK) E:3 (COWER) R:7 (STEAL) Edge: EXTRA EYEBALL Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Cane Item: JETPACK Body: BEER-BARREL ARMOR Extra: Hits:10 Move: 2 CD: 2 VP: 2
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Oct 15, 2014 03:08
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Faitar, B-5 The teleporter doesn't show whether it's active or not, Faitar concludes after staring at it for more than a moment. Now where was he? A loud cry from something he's holding under his arm reminds him. He's got to deliver this baby to King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!!)! MOVE! to B2 B: 9 (Bash), E: 3 (Hide), E: 5 (Dungeon), R: 6 (Athlete), Edge: Troll Blood, Bogey: Plain Stupid Left: Big Shield (6/12 Armor hits), Right: Iron Skillet (3 DAM), Body: -, Extra: 10 Foot Pole Hits:9, Move:2, CD:2, VP:4 Human words known: -
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Oct 15, 2014 10:17
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Punchy, G-5 Mouth full of chicken, and hands full of baby, Punchy attempts to mumble through poultry at the lady, "What do you want? Black one? Get out of the way!" Of course he doesn't speak human... B:9 (WRASSLE) E:5 (HIDE) e:4 (COWER) R:1 (FAST) Edge: TROLL BLOOD Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Item: BOOZE Body: LEATHER JACKET Extra: Hits:6 Move: 2 CD: 1 VP: 8
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Oct 15, 2014 12:14
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Smugly, C5 It was time to cross the bridge, and Smugly had this he was sure, soon the baby would be his and everything would be good to go! Snickering he traipse across the bridge toward freedom! DO! Using Dungeoneering! to cross bridge! Move! B3! quote:B: 11 E: 6 E: 7 R: 11 Edge:GIANT BLOOD Bogey:TASTES LIKE BABY
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Oct 19, 2014 00:07
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Round 9 Smugly Of SinkPit runs over the bridge and makes his way to the cave. Faitar continues on to the cave. Punchy and Noboldy find their way bared by the lady in black. Noboldy swings the cane and hits the lady in black, she misses him. With the woman in black occupied, Punchy can make his way back to the cave. Map 
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Oct 19, 2014 04:37
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Noboldy, D-5 "Fly you fool!" Noboldy shouts, brandishing the staff again. "I will throw down this witch upon the, uh, river-side, and smote it in her ruin!" POWER ATTACK AGAIN! B:10 (WRASSLE) E:8 (TRACK) E:3 (COWER) R:7 (STEAL) Edge: EXTRA EYEBALL Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Cane Item: JETPACK Body: BEER-BARREL ARMOR Extra: Hits:10 Move: 2 CD: 2 VP: 2
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Oct 22, 2014 17:26
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Snips the Gourmet - A1 With the delivery handed off, Snips leaves the cave again and starts heading back to the bridge, holding his hand out to give high-fives to the other passing kobolds. MOVE! to B3 B:6 E:7 E:4 R:8 Edge: Winning Smile Bogey: Wizard's Lab experiment Left: Short Spear Right: Baby Body: Cape Extra: Ring of Human Speaking Hits:6 Move:2 CD:2 VP:15 Human Words Known: None without ring Skills: WRASSLE, Traps, Dungeon, Throw
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Oct 22, 2014 18:25
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Round 10 Up from the bottom of the lake, a creature of legend rises. It is the thing which devours. The monster made of hate. The Bitter Sturgeon. It is awake and now looking for victims to claim. Noboldy hits the witch once more and she goes down. Snips the Gourmet begins to head back to the town to get another baby. Noboldy gets 5 VPs for killing the witch. Noboldy and Snips get 2 vps for posting this turn. Also the Bitter Sturgeon has surfaced and it will begin to hunt down kobolds that stand still and do nothing. Map 
DocBubonic fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Oct 25, 2014 |
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Oct 25, 2014 03:31
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Snips the Gourmet - B3 Snips returns to the teleporter, confidently giving it a kick and holding his arms up. "Ready! Set! Go!" MOVE! to A4. DO! Use Teleporter, or try to. B:6 E:7 E:4 R:8 Edge: Winning Smile Bogey: Wizard's Lab experiment Left: Short Spear Right: Baby Body: Cape Extra: Ring of Human Speaking Hits:6 Move:2 CD:2 VP:17 Human Words Known: None without ring Skills: WRASSLE, Traps, Dungeon, Throw
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Oct 25, 2014 04:11
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Punchy, G-5 Picking up the baby, Punchy motions to Noboldy, "Grab her witches hat, it had powers" he says before he scampers across the bridge back to the cave as fast as his little legs carrying a baby and a chicken can move. B:9 (WRASSLE) E:5 (HIDE) e:4 (COWER) R:1 (FAST) Edge: TROLL BLOOD Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Item: BOOZE Body: LEATHER JACKET Extra: Hits:6 Move: 2 CD: 1 VP: 12 Mustache Ride fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Oct 25, 2014 |
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Oct 25, 2014 04:38
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I made a mixup in names. Noboldy gets 2 vps for catching it. Noboldy and not Punchy gets the five for killing the witch. Also he gets the other 2 vps for posting. Punchy gets 4 vps for being involved in this mess of mine.
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Oct 25, 2014 04:44
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Oh good, it wasn't just me that was confused.
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Oct 25, 2014 04:54
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Welp, that's what I get for waiting for Axe-man to post before I do. Not making the same mistake twice. Faitar, B-5 Strangely enough, Faitar had to stop to catch some breath just short of the cave. He notices Smugly right behind him, carrying another baby. He remembers he took the baby he's carrying from Goozai and decides he should take Smugly's, too. MOVE! to B3 DO! whatever is needed to take the baby from Smugly, attacking him if necessary B: 9 (Bash), E: 3 (Hide), E: 5 (Dungeon), R: 6 (Athlete), Edge: Troll Blood, Bogey: Plain Stupid Left: Big Shield (6/12 Armor hits), Right: Iron Skillet (3 DAM), Body: -, Extra: 10 Foot Pole Hits:9, Move:2, CD:2, VP:4 Human words known: -
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Oct 25, 2014 05:34
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Noboldy, D-5 "I am a wizard, not a witch! The hat probably won't help me much." Nonetheless, Noboldy snatches the hat and plops it onto his head. Wear the hat! MOVE! to B-5 B:10 (WRASSLE) E:8 (TRACK) E:3 (COWER) R:7 (STEAL) Edge: EXTRA EYEBALL Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Cane Item: JETPACK Body: BEER-BARREL ARMOR Extra: Witch's Hat Hits:10 Move: 2 CD: 2 VP: 11
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Oct 26, 2014 00:28
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Smugly, B3 Panting, it was time to book it, Smugly holds tightly on the the baby and tries to make his way into the cave! Move! A1 and the cave! Do! Hold on to the baby and try to keep it! quote:B: 11 E: 6 E: 7 R: 11 Edge:GIANT BLOOD Bogey:TASTES LIKE BABY
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Oct 29, 2014 20:06
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Round 11 The Bitter Sturgeon goes into the river seeking out its victims. Smugly Of SinkPit Runs to the cave, dodging Faitar. Smugly makes it to the cave and hands the baby over. A roar of approval goes through the cave. Faitar finds that he's too slow to get Smugly's baby. He then decides it would be best to drop his baby off before something awful happened to it. He is also greeted with a roar. Snips the Gourmet goes to the teleporter symbol. He disappears. He reappears at the shoreline of the village. Punchy makes his way to the cave. And he's nearly there. Noboldy puts on the hat. He feels a rush of energy go through his body. He realizes that he has stolen the witch's source of power. Smugly goes first and avoids Faitar. I decided at this point it would be for the best for Faitar to get that baby to the cave. Both of these guys get 12 vps. Snips is at G9 now. Noboldy has witch powers for as long as he wears the hat. What are witch powers? His stats are B 10 E 15 e 14 R 7 Move 3. Also every turn Noboldy can cast a random spell without taking KHDCs. Maps 
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Nov 1, 2014 02:26
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Punchy, G-5 Looking back, Punchy sees Noboldy put the hat on his head. "Noboldy! Hurry up, we need to give the babby to King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!!)." Punchy waits for Noboldy to catch up before continuing to the cave B:9 (WRASSLE) E:5 (HIDE) e:4 (COWER) R:1 (FAST) Edge: TROLL BLOOD Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Item: BOOZE Body: LEATHER JACKET Extra: Hits:6 Move: 2 CD: 1 VP: 12
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Nov 1, 2014 04:05
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Noboldy, D-5 "I'm coming!" Noboldy shouts, his words crackling with arcane power. "...with power. Get it?" MOVE! to B-4 B:10 (WRASSLE) E:15 (TRACK) E:14 (COWER) R:7 (STEAL) Edge: EXTRA EYEBALL Bogey: TASTES LIKE BABY Left: DEAD RAT: 0 DAM, - Foul Smelling Right: Cane Item: JETPACK Body: BEER-BARREL ARMOR Extra: Witch's Hat Hits:10 Move: 3 CD: 2 VP: 11
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Nov 3, 2014 02:21
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Faitar, A-1 The roar makes Faitar proud as he hands the baby to King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!!) with a bow. He walks out of the cave head held high. Outside, he takes a quick survey of the surroundings. Punchy is coming, baby in hand, but he seems he's working together with Noboldy who's wearing a stupid hat now. He'd rather not take them alone and Smugly probably won't help him after the stunt he tried to pull only minutes ago. Instead, he decides to head out to the village again to find another baby. Apparently the teleporter is the quickest way to get there. Probably the safest, too, now that a big fish is prowling in the river. MOVE! to A-3 B: 9 (Bash), E: 3 (Hide), E: 5 (Dungeon), R: 6 (Athlete), Edge: Troll Blood, Bogey: Plain Stupid Left: Big Shield (6/12 Armor hits), Right: Iron Skillet (3 DAM), Body: -, Extra: 10 Foot Pole Hits:9, Move:2, CD:2, VP:16 Human words known: -
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Nov 3, 2014 10:47
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