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Nacho Destroyer posted:

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https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/greg

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"Well I could say that, you know, I have done some of those things. I have horsed around with kids. I have showered after workouts. I have hugged them and I have touched their leg without intent of sexual contact. So if you look at it that way, there are things that would be accurate."

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Colonel Wood posted:

"Well I could say that, you know, I have done some of those things. I have horsed around with kids. I have showered after workouts. I have hugged them and I have touched their leg without intent of sexual contact. So if you look at it that way, there are things that would be accurate."

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/colonel-wood

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Oh yeah, gently caress my rear end. Stick your hard dick right up their! I love this! I love your rock hard dick drilldo squirt. Your posting is also really good and I bet your a cool guy in real life.

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Also, you got a weird rear end voice dude.

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Another thing for you to say: I'm gay! I'm a homosexual! I love men and want them inside me! I love dicks! My posting is mediocre! I'm a cock fiend!

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A final thing for you to say: Do you know whats really good? Jello.

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Drilldo posts are always tedious to say, let alone read.

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cute anime girl posted:

Drilldo posts are always tedious to say, let alone read.

Read this please.

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I'm so sorry Drilldo, I just can't.

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You shattered my self-esteem. I can't do this.

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Common dude, don't let yourself down like this.

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No dude, you called my voice loving weird and I just don't know if I can do this. Right now, I'm sitting alone in the living room, watching reruns of Friends season 2 with a bucket of ice cream on my lap. You loving broke me.

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cute anime girl posted:

No dude, you called my voice loving weird and I just don't know if I can do this. Right now, I'm sitting alone in the living room, watching reruns of Friends season 2 with a bucket of ice cream on my lap. You loving broke me.

Common dude, you got a weird voice. How does that make you less of a person? It doesn't, don't let these things get to you dude.

nvm no cake

*shouts in ross voice* WE WERE ON A BREAK!

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Bump. Now that Drilldo's gone, I can finally do this again.

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Say: "Frittata! Just gotta dump this load in that dirty pooter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. Chompski honks."

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RulerSmack posted:

Say: "Frittata! Just gotta dump this load in that dirty pooter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. Chompski honks."

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/rulersmack

mags
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
your voice intimidates me

Lil Cunty


ooooh oooh if i'm not too late

i need an intensely british accent saying

'the duck flies at midnight'

fair warning though i will be using it in another thread so if you are not into that then that is ok

BUT

if you are into it i will def write you into the story

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WD-40 posted:

ooooh oooh if i'm not too late

i need an intensely british accent saying

'the duck flies at midnight'

fair warning though i will be using it in another thread so if you are not into that then that is ok

BUT

if you are into it i will def write you into the story

I do terrible accents when sober

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/wd40

mags
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism.

Lil Cunty



thanks bb it's even better than i had hoped for

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Dexters Secret

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the man who will now tell you.”

tinkerttoy

by XyloJW

Dexters Secret posted:

For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge-I am the man who will now tell you.”

youre late

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tinkerttoy posted:

youre late

no im not, i ctrl+f'd for galt on both pages before i posted, bitch!!

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Dexters Secret posted:

no im not, i ctrl+f'd for galt on both pages before i posted, bitch!!

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