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SeXReX posted:sometimes they leave little lovebits in my sleep, much smaller and less painful than the ones my gf leaves the trick is to have a spider waifu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgN_tUCaPD0
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Buschmaki posted:I guess the moral of the story is, spiders are loving gross and creepy and you should never trust anything with the same amount of eyes and legs.
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SeXReX posted:I thought everyone used reddit? Only pedophiles and pedophile apologists, OP
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i am saddened by the amount of spider hate. i once was waiting for the bus and saw a spider on my arm. i watched as he walked about across my arm hair for about ten minutes. i like to think he had an intseresting adventure
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SeXReX posted:starting by not trusting you I lost a leg gaming. Sat so long it had no circulation and it turned purple and fell off. I am very trustworthy.
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Sep 20, 2014 21:36
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SeXReX posted:sometimes they leave little lovebits in my sleep, much smaller and less painful than the ones my gf leaves Your gf is a giant spider
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Mach2 posted:Your gf is a giant spider tell her that, pretty sure she's convinced shes a cat
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Sep 20, 2014 21:42
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spiders are cool imagine being a spider... all alone, ignorant, hungry, lost and confused, hunted relentlessly by massive intelligent giants with an irrational hatred and fear of your very existence it's tough out there for a spider
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SeXReX posted:tell her that, pretty sure she's convinced shes a cat Leave your lovely anime girlfriend and find a woman that thinks she's a human. Or find a giant spider.
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Mach2 posted:Leave your lovely anime girlfriend and find a woman that thinks she's a human. I'm liking this giant spider idea, she can keep the giant wasps away
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zen death robot posted:Bacon never greeted me in the laundry room trashcan like this before OP: you should have given him to me, i'll let him live in my room
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Alright, lock this thread.
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 Mr. T.D.Spider says don't lock the thread, he loves you!
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those monkey spider thingies in dark souls 2 were pretty cool
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The Protagonist posted:
how could anyone look at that and not see a friend trying to look out for you. i love spiders
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in donkey kong country returns theres a spiderswarm level where you're followed by this huge dark mass of them and they insta-kill you on contact. a goon had a bitchfit over it because of his ~phobias~ and returned the game. i would dig up the post but that thread is long af
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http://www.spiders.us/species/micrathena-sagittata/ saw this motherfucker right outside my house, never knew these guys existed until then
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tarantulas are awesome and almost never poisonous so lol if you are scared of those it's the tiny australian spiders that kill you
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i'm not arachnophobic but i live in australia and used to have long hair so after many times walking into spiderwebs and not knowing if there was now a Golden Orb Weaver living on my head i am fine to admit that i'll steer clear of spiders when i can
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sometimes, if i see a spider web with a spider, i will look around for an anthill and throw an ant into the web and watch the spider cocoon it. i don't do it if other people are around, because i'm afraid they might think i'm a sociopath
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The ironic thing will be in the future when those same bacon lovers get crippling heart problems and hardened arteries from the massive amounts of bacon and get bit by a spider after trying to claw their way to the top of their mom's basement stairs while having a heart attack. Their mom will find the body while trying to deliver their daily bacon dose.
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Mach2 posted:Your gf is a giant spider This is the plot of Enemy.
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Sep 21, 2014 03:26
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People don't ironically love bacon. Mother making GBS threads bacon is delicious biatch!
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Ragg posted:People don't ironically love bacon. Mother making GBS threads bacon is delicious biatch! Bacon isn't even the best pork product, much less the best of the preserved meats.
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MadMattH posted:Bacon isn't even the best pork product, much less the best of the preserved meats. Now I know why they call you Mad.
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Ragg posted:Now I know why they call you Mad. It certainly doesn't help things.
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Spiders are like nature's apology for annoying-rear end mosquitoes and flies.
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BlueDestiny posted:Spiders are like nature's apology for annoying-rear end mosquitoes and flies. also the golden orb weaver is the oldest of the spiders genus and thats very cool :> spiders are cool. i need to get more spiders. youve heard of crazy cat ladies, perhaps i'll be insane spider man
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VideoGames posted:perhaps i'll be insane spider man id like to introduce you to my fictional friend named venom
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Bacon being a meme is dumb because bacon actually is awesome. It's like if pooping became a meme. Haha did you just use the restroom, nice, sick reference bro.
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Tender Bender posted:Bacon being a meme is dumb because bacon actually is awesome. It's like if pooping became a meme. Haha did you just use the restroom, nice, sick reference bro. Umm, okay.
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i played limbo while someone with archnophobia watched, and the part where you pull the spider's leg off was when he started really tweeking out
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Wormskull posted:Umm, okay. Lol.
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Wormskull posted:Umm, okay.
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Tender Bender posted:Bacon being a meme is dumb because bacon actually is awesome. It's like if pooping became a meme. Haha did you just use the restroom, nice, sick reference bro. Patrick is retarded, even though he's still awesome.
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Stink fag posted:Patrick is retarded, even though he's still awesome.
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