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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Tom Brady will his 50,000 tonight, easily

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

More that the only reason he is popular is because of an ironic joke made at his expense he never got

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

brrs

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
What is this soccer bullshit

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Parmesan Basil posted:

Tom Brady will his 50,000 tonight, easily

More like 50,000 dicks sucked am I right!

*holds up hand for hi-five. Awkwardly lowers it when no one responds*

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Parmesan Basil posted:

Tom Brady will his 50,000 tonight, easily

But the announcer said Alex Smith is a winning quarterback!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Mel Mudkiper posted:

More like 50,000 dicks sucked am I right!

*holds up hand for hi-five. Awkwardly lowers it when no one responds*

no i dont think so

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

old dog child posted:

But the announcer said Alex Smith is a winning quarterback!

He's bound to be right one week!

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Cameraman zoomed in and pulled up to avoid Lisa's nips

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Did Berman just have a stroke?

Please Jesus

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

All reds should always be the uniform.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

More like 50,000 dicks sucked am I right!

*holds up hand for hi-five. Awkwardly lowers it when no one responds*

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
yay a loudest stadium challenge tonight the fans cant get enough of these wow look at that inaccurate decibel reading you broke the record

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Andy Reid's coaching tree looks a little less terrible then Belichick's.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Belichick's coaching tree looks a lot better if you count college wins.

But then again Charlie Weis.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Madcosby posted:

yay a loudest stadium challenge tonight the fans cant get enough of these wow look at that inaccurate decibel reading you broke the record

WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Kalli posted:

Andy Reid's coaching tree looks a little less terrible then Belichick's.

I imagine Belichick's entire coaching tree is made of lifeless husks controlled by discrete tentacles coming from within the folds of his hoodie

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Parmesan Basil posted:

WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Did you see the earplugs they're passing out? Even the fans are tired of hearing it.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Grittybeard posted:

Belichick's coaching tree looks a lot better if you count college wins.


Yeah, but why would you do that?

Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Kalli posted:

Andy Reid's coaching tree looks a little less terrible then Belichick's.

tbqh I don't think bill wants good coaches to work for him

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Madcosby posted:

yay a loudest stadium challenge tonight the fans cant get enough of these wow look at that inaccurate decibel reading you broke the record

sorry loud fan battles are cool

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Yeah, but why would you do that?

The only measure by which Nick Satan is considered a success should never be used.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
OH YEAHHH!!! CHIEFS KINGDOM!! HELL YEA!

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

fknlo posted:

Go Royals!

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

No Butt Stuff posted:

Did you see the earplugs they're passing out? Even the fans are tired of hearing it.

I DONT
WHAT
WHAT DID YOU SAY

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The crowd can't keep time at all hahaha

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch
Hahaha most pathetic national anthem :effort:

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

I want to punch American Flag Face Guy in the nose

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

What dumbass is gonna be mad tomorrow because they say "home of the Chiefs"?

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
instrumental anthem = pro choice

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



that's not a very loud anthem

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the kc jumbotron looks like a giant blimp

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
is this anthem just being sung by the fans? I don't like it....

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

No Butt Stuff posted:

The only measure by which Nick Satan is considered a success should never be used.

I mean, he's a terrible little man and his teams are often about as exciting as watching paint dry but he's one hell of a college coach.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Hahahaha, that Reid VS Belichick package was pretty good for a throwaway bumper

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

wheez the roux posted:

instrumental anthem = pro choice

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


real fans just hoot and holler over the anthem the whole time

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The crowd can't keep time at all hahaha

Chiefs fans tailgate hard eh

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Gronk looked PISSED that our anthem was disrespected like that.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

No Butt Stuff posted:

The only measure by which Nick Satan is considered a success should never be used.

I cannot tell if this is a typo or the worst sports pun ever

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The crowd can't keep time at all hahaha

it's literally impossible with the way sound carries in a stadium and sound delay, unless you were to find an equidistant point to each seat

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Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

i'm on wikipedia for the chiefs and I did not know they used to be the dallas texans.

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