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afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
come to think of it i havent seen a christmas song with twerking yet.....

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GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

afeelgoodpoop posted:

come to think of it i havent seen a christmas song with twerking yet.....

Just wait for Miley Cyrus to butcher one out.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
mods please combine this thread with the goon christmas music thread and ban the op thanks in advance

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

Just wait for Miley Cyrus to butcher one out.

I can't wait

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

a starwar betamax posted:

mods please combine this thread with the goon christmas music thread and ban the op thanks in advance
mods please invite somebody to my office but then he never shows up due to some weak rear end excuse but really he just a busta

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
Whenever I hear this classic tune, I know Christmas is finally here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
its ok..... im just biding my time until you invite me to live in your home with you.... so i can move out of your cramped attic

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEWjZi3NZL0

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I love Christmas music, this thread really hits home with me.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
For the record, the best Christmas song is Handel's Messiah, the whole thing. Used to perform it every year and it never stops being fun.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Lowtax posted:

mods please invite somebody to my office but then he never shows up due to some weak rear end excuse but really he just a busta

Star Wars beta max blue balls... :ohdear:

how could you...

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
re: Does anybody here love me?!?

:wink:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Luvcow posted:

Star Wars beta max blue balls... :ohdear:

how could you...

belive me.. no one here is more dissapointed than i am that i didnt spend sunday giving lowtax a firm handshake

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Izumi Konata posted:

re: Does anybody here love me?!?

:wink:

I def do.... ya. Sorry... this is awkward... uh

Happy Thanksgiving.

a starwar betamax posted:

belive me.. no one here is more dissapointed than i am that i didnt spend sunday giving lowtax a firm handshake

*nods head as a tear moistens my eye* I... I didn't even try... It just seemed too far.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
not even thanksgiving yet

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Trixie Hardcore posted:

For the record, the best Christmas song is Handel's Messiah, the whole thing. Used to perform it every year and it never stops being fun.

This is the right answer.

Also, Fairytale of New York.

Most other Christmas music sucks dicks.

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby
Two words: jingle cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gbq263jOB0

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

they also do good covers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxXkp1CfM68

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Lowtax posted:

I LOVE Christmas music! I love all the songs. I wish I could listen to it nonstop year round. My favorite Christmas songs are:
  • Have a Holly Jolly Christmas It's the Best Time of the Year
  • Rudolph the Reindeer
  • poo poo It's Snowing
  • When Is Christmas? Now It's Christmas! Or Later!
  • The gently caress is Santa?
  • Merry Christmas
  • Rudolph the Frosty Snowman
  • That One With the Wacky Synths By That Guy From the Beatles
  • March of the Earwigs
  • No Touchy!
  • Gifts, Gifts, Who Gots the Gifts
  • Santa Let the Dogs Out
  • Santa Let the Dogs Out (Megamix DJ Festoon Remix)
  • Santa Let the Dogs Out (Extended Edition)
  • Santa Let the Dogs Out (Director's Cut)
  • A Very Haunted Tooth Christmas
there are many more but I love them all even the ones I forgot namaste and peace out yall

i hate it but, it's the only time of year i don't have to listen to the 15 other songs i hate, that i hear year round.

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.
I always liked this jaunty version by the Irish Rovers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5E8CXQwtrg

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tll5vf1NI3k

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
I literally have Die Hard's audio track from the movie ripped to CD and playing 24/7.

Paste
Aug 26, 2007

I think I do Mr. Lowtax! I love Christmas music as much as you.

Oh wait that came out wrong,

I mean I like you just fine but not in any way that correlates with our respective, likely equal, like-age of Chrismtas music.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Here ya go, Richard:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU8IQqcq270

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

i used to like this song but now i realize its fat shaming and not okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XDPOH9ugX0

Korthal
May 26, 2011

One more day. That's all I'm asking for. One more day of not-Christmas. Then you can get your nativity putting up on.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir4iDEmSrg8

este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXca4WcCzlo

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I'd eat that pig rear end in a top hat like the poo poo was a loving steak that was torn from disembodied cow, roasted on a spit of burned jews and muslims. Let's embrace sociopathy and enjoy a paired wine.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Christmas in Prague - Skrillex ft. Johnny Cash

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

R-Type posted:

I'd eat that pig rear end in a top hat like the poo poo was a loving steak that was torn from disembodied cow, roasted on a spit of burned jews and muslims. Let's embrace sociopathy and enjoy a paired wine.

I see, hmm

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
hey man you forgot dominic the christmas donkey for the wops and feliz navidad for the wetbacks you racist

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
snoopy

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
at work they will play 5 different versions of rudolph in a row.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

TOILETLORD posted:

at work they will play 5 different versions of rudolph in a row.

There are certain times that that could be really interesting, but honestly it sounds kind of painful. I'm sorry.

Happy Thanksgiving.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Luvcow posted:

There are certain times that that could be really interesting, but honestly it sounds kind of painful. I'm sorry.

Happy Thanksgiving.

could be worse we've had the same 15 non christmas songs playing everyday for almost 3 years now and i have to spend most of my day under a speaker.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elzTse2nwcw

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Pretty much: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-UbzCKBHhE

And I'm pretty sure I love christmas music more than lowtax. :( sorry lowtax.

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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

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