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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

sweet thursday posted:

The evidence glows white on the campus tonight
Not an RA to be seen.
A kingdom of manipulation,
and it looks like I'm the Queen
The team is prowling for their chance to get inside
Couldn't keep them out;
Heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in,
don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Fifteen, don't feel,
don't let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't support UAB football anymore

Lmao

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Spintzel
Dec 31, 2007

Distractions makes it better when ya take up the ENTIRE ROAD
RIP UAB

I will always remember you as the team that attempted a field goal only to have Odell Beckham Jr catch it and bring back for a touchdown.

May you "Dragons, bitch" in heaven

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
I looked up the result of the lawsuit, and wasn't surprised that it ended in a confidential settlement.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

sweet thursday posted:

The evidence glows white on the campus tonight
Not an RA to be seen.
A kingdom of manipulation,
and it looks like I'm the Queen
The team is prowling for their chance to get inside
Couldn't keep them out;
Heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in,
don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Fifteen, don't feel,
don't let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't support UAB football anymore

5

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

sweet thursday posted:

The evidence glows white on the campus tonight
Not an RA to be seen.
A kingdom of manipulation,
and it looks like I'm the Queen
The team is prowling for their chance to get inside
Couldn't keep them out;
Heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in,
don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Fifteen, don't feel,
don't let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't support UAB football anymore

Goldmine

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

sweet thursday posted:

The evidence glows white on the campus tonight
Not an RA to be seen.
A kingdom of manipulation,
and it looks like I'm the Queen
The team is prowling for their chance to get inside
Couldn't keep them out;
Heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in,
don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Fifteen, don't feel,
don't let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't support UAB football anymore

Close thread, rate 5

Mukaikubo
Mar 14, 2006

"You treat her like a lady... and she'll always bring you home."
"Thank you, citizen!"

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

sweet thursday posted:

Annnnd I got 60% through it and yeah it does end in rape. Go drown in pig poo poo UAB football program and take your ignominy with you

I've rooted against UAB ever since I read that story over a decade ago. Burn, you shitbags.

sweet thursday posted:

The evidence glows white on the campus tonight
Not an RA to be seen.
A kingdom of manipulation,
and it looks like I'm the Queen
The team is prowling for their chance to get inside
Couldn't keep them out;
Heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in,
don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Fifteen, don't feel,
don't let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't support UAB football anymore

:wow:

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
my brain made that scooby doo running-in-place and dashing away noise while reading that

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

wheez the roux posted:

my brain made that scooby doo running-in-place and dashing away noise while reading that

I always pictured you as shaggy

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


The key is to be dead inside and be shocked by nothing

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
why does conference USA still exist as a division one conference

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

sweet thursday posted:

The evidence glows white on the campus tonight
Not an RA to be seen.
A kingdom of manipulation,
and it looks like I'm the Queen
The team is prowling for their chance to get inside
Couldn't keep them out;
Heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in,
don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Fifteen, don't feel,
don't let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't support UAB football anymore

Sweet Christmas... I don't want to laugh at this.

I wish I had some Jameson.

Basil Hayden
Oct 9, 2012

1921!

MourningView posted:

why does conference USA still exist as a division one conference
We just need to have the bottom half of FBS trade names. The current AAC should be named C-USA, current C-USA should be named the Sun Belt, and the Sun Belt can be, I don't know, FCS Plus or something.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



This sounds like a kind of checking account.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Sash! posted:

This sounds like a kind of checking account.

Free Checking System PLUS

Proud Christian Mom fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Dec 1, 2014

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

sweet thursday posted:

The evidence glows white on the campus tonight
Not an RA to be seen.
A kingdom of manipulation,
and it looks like I'm the Queen
The team is prowling for their chance to get inside
Couldn't keep them out;
Heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in,
don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Fifteen, don't feel,
don't let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't support UAB football anymore

oh my god

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

UAB almost beat Georgia on Homecoming '03. I was there. Game sucked. UAB played hard.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Was that the year that they beat Saban?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Raku posted:

Was that the year that they beat Saban?

That was 2000.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


sweet thursday posted:

The evidence glows white on the campus tonight
Not an RA to be seen.
A kingdom of manipulation,
and it looks like I'm the Queen
The team is prowling for their chance to get inside
Couldn't keep them out;
Heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in,
don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Fifteen, don't feel,
don't let them know
Well now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't support UAB football anymore

goddamn

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Good news, hopefully soon I can ask Siri what the blazers score was and get the NBA score I'm looking for, not this team.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

In less than a page we went from talking about one injustice to marveling over a Disney song sung about raping a minor. I don't know what happened to my thread and whether we should be proud of it or not.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


C. Everett Koop posted:

In less than a page we went from talking about one injustice to marveling over a Disney song sung about raping a minor. I don't know what happened to my thread and whether we should be proud of it or not.

at one points years ago, an aftermath thread turned into 10+ pages of christmas carols about brutus buckeye raping kids

pretty sure it was goldmined

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

DJExile posted:

at one points years ago, an aftermath thread turned into 10+ pages of christmas carols about brutus buckeye raping kids

pretty sure it was goldmined

also :parrot:

That was the best thread.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
UAB produced Roddy White and that's pretty much all I know about them. Michigan State opened the season against them in 2007 and I think the crowd was far more excited seeing the Michigan-App State score than they were by anything on the field.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

DJExile posted:

That was 2000.

Well, that's just lovely. :pedo:

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Henchman of Santa posted:

UAB produced Roddy White and that's pretty much all I know about them. Michigan State opened the season against them in 2007 and I think the crowd was far more excited seeing the Michigan-App State score than they were by anything on the field.

True.

StarcraftM
Jan 15, 2008

Full Fuckin' Circle.
Voted 5. jeezus christ Sweet Thursday

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



DJExile posted:

at one points years ago, an aftermath thread turned into 10+ pages of christmas carols about brutus buckeye raping kids

pretty sure it was goldmined

Well it was so completely out of your mind absurd as to be funny back then...

Basil Hayden
Oct 9, 2012

1921!
So apparently the Governor weighed in in a vaguely positive manner (without actually committing to doing anything).

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


kayakyakr posted:

also :parrot:

That was the best thread.

that thread changed lives

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

My teams kicker is sad about this news and in turn I am sad about this too.
https://twitter.com/swayzewaters/status/539619802244206592

Please UAB, don't go.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

The Governor is a UA grad (Undergrad and Med School) and his personal residence and medical office is in Tuscaloosa. More than likely he does what every republican governor does. Looks into it, says its promising, but loosing tons of money that could be better spent elsewhere or focusing on education or some bullshit like that. Closes it.

UAB is done. They just haven't buried it yet.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
It also came out that the football program actually makes money today though.

So uh, there's really no legitimate argument. I guess you COULD say it's expensive on the argument that Legion Field needs to be replaced as soon as possible and that would maybe double the athletics budget for a year or two. Tons of people have said they'd pony up some money though.

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

Sash! posted:

that thread changed lives

it really did and that is so surreal

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

Raku posted:

It also came out that the football program actually makes money today though.

So uh, there's really no legitimate argument. I guess you COULD say it's expensive on the argument that Legion Field needs to be replaced as soon as possible and that would maybe double the athletics budget for a year or two. Tons of people have said they'd pony up some money though.

No, it didnt?

UAB is burning money, not as badly as some, but athletics are a drain on their resources.

As to the stadium, there's no way in hell that a program on the brink of death is going to get an on campus stadium, especially when the plan a few years ago was bulletproof and had all of the luxury boxes already sold for a 3 (or 5, I can't remember) year commitment. There's literally no incentive to buy them a stadium on the BoT considering how Tuscaloosa centric it is.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Actually they were just talking on the radio on how the football program (not UAB athletics) made a few hundred grand more than it cost this year (like 10 mil to 9.5 mil). Athletics as a whole are subsidized, but those are the programs they're talking about KEEPING.

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

Raku posted:

Actually they were just talking on the radio on how the football program (not UAB athletics) made a few hundred grand more than it cost this year (like 10 mil to 9.5 mil). Athletics as a whole are subsidized, but those are the programs they're talking about KEEPING.

Ah, ok. I'm up in Nashville where the sports radio consensus of what's going on is UAB who? Aren't they the cupcake UT has scheduled as an opener at LP field next year? What's UT going to do? Who does UT get to replace them?

That sounds good for the football program. I'd love to see UAB get a small but quality/nice on-campus stadium. Legion field needs to be condemned.

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sash! posted:

that thread changed lives

TFF's finest moment.

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